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Originally posted by topshot

I'll donate half my credits to whoever can rap the best.

 

Ok, here goes:

 

I cant see the light,

I just found my way out,

I've been sitting here in the dark no doubt,

Pale as paper,

Eyes so dark,

But all you do is make a bad remark,

All I see is you and your crew,

Laughing at people and you have no clue,

Who they be and who they are,

But you still keep acting the way that you are,

All the time I sit here, see you act a fool,

Man, being like that just aint cool,

Cant you see the look in my eyes?,

Cant you see the tears I cry?,

If this goes on, I think I'll lie,

Here on my bed, go to sleep, then die.

 

Hows that for rapping? :p

(And, that seriously is my song...took me a while to write :))

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Not bad. Not bad at all.

 

For AcrylicGuitar and InsaneSith, I award you both an equal share of 50 credits.

 

 

Ok, another contest idea. I'll lend the other half of my creds to the guys who can recite lines from any movie ever made. That, or we could make this more JO tournament based.

 

Take your pick.

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If you close your eyes it almost feels like your eating runny eggs...

 

Yeah, or a bowl of snot...

 

You know what this really reminds me of? Tasty Wheat... did you ever eat tasty wheat?

 

No, but technically neither did you.

 

That's exactly my point! Exactly! Because you have to wonder now, how did the machines really know what tasty wheat tasted like? Maybe they got it wrong, maybe what I think tasty wheat tasted like? Maybe it tasted like oatmeal.... or tuna fish.... that makes you wonder about a lot of other things: take chicken for example. Maybe they couldn't figure out what chicken tasted like, which is why chicken tastes like everything! And maybe like....

 

Mouse: Shut up.

 

So... Neo... I hear you went through the agent training program...

 

:D

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The Matrix is a system Neo. That system is our enemy.When you are inside, what do you see? Businessman, teachers, lawyers, carpenders- The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do these people are still part of that system which makes them our enemy. You have to understand, some of these people are not ready to be unplugged, and many of them are so inurged, so hopelessly dependant on that system that they are willing to fight to protect it.

 

Are you listening to me Neo, or where you looking at the women in the red dress?

 

I was-

 

Look again.

 

 

:)

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Originally posted by Elessar-Eärfalas

well if you read my further posts then youd see that i said id donate after i get a glowing name...:rolleyes:

 

Yeah, I love how you get crap from people for wanting to save for more than one thing. It's not enough that you're going to donate, you've got to donate now, when they want it.

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poor ole PajamaSam would like some points...

 

ive been a member since may 2002 and until recently was still bantha fodder...but i guess thats my fault bc i never post...

 

i would really like to be able to have an image in my sig (currently there is a link to the image i would want)

 

thanks guys

 

-PajamaSam

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For topshots contest from the movie Paint your Wagon

 

Is They Dead

 

Ben Rumsenn(Lee MArvinI hope so cause im gonna bury them.

 

Are you hais padna

 

Partner(Clint Eastwood):Yes

 

Horus Tabber Wooster,Massachusets

 

(Ben)When did ya get here

 

arrived this mourning. I heard Californis has decided to make a court system just what it needs Law and Order and do you know why

 

(I dont want to hear about it)

 

(ben)Damn Farmers

 

i got 50 dollars in gold dust you can have it all if i can... hold the baby.

 

But elizabeth you dont know what yo will get

 

I know what ive had.

 

These Mormans are bloody greedy.

 

Pa if you have never had a good cigar and a shot of whisky your missing the 2 and 3 best thing in life

 

Ben what have you taught this boy whats next Cheeting at cards or Physical Education with one of willies sluts

 

Thats the best one pa

 

Ben Ben Rumsen

 

Mad Jack

 

Guess what happened to Willie Ben and me

 

What

 

we never wemt old

 

Chief all have 1 lb sack of flour and a case of whisky ohh ya a 8 oz bottle of amonia for shermal horn.

 

Let me pray for the unfortunate victims

 

No parson wh ydont you go out side where god can hear you better

 

I here strange rumblings beneath the earth

 

How are your husbands

 

Husbands did i hear husbands you animals you pagans you folicians

 

Whats a folician

 

I dont know im not a religous man

 

Ben Rumsen you bloody old rumpot

 

Hey willie hows it goin

 

I havent won a hand in 3 weeks

 

is he not good at cards

 

No he calls himself Rotten Luck willie so hell get the suckers you couldnt beet him with 5 aces

 

There are many many many many more that i know but that would take to long and you guys would get extremely bored. Rent or buy the movie its great:D

 

DAMN FARMERS:p

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