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Boba Rhett

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Here are times where the use of that word was excusable.

 

 

1. " What the @#$% was that?"

- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

 

2. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

- Custer, 1877

 

3. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

-Einstein, 1938

 

4. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

- Picasso, 1926

 

5. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

- Pythagoras, 126 BC

 

6. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

- Michelangelo, 1566

 

7. "Where the @#$% are we?"

- Amelia Earhart, 1937

 

8. "Aw c'mon, Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

- Bill Clinton, 1999

 

9. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @#$%ing mad."

- Osama bin Laden, 2001

 

10. @#$% the tang, Buzz! I'm gonna be the first @#$%er on the moon!

- Niel Armstrong 1969 (said as he jumped out of hatch)

 

12. @#$% my dancing career!

- Bill Gates, March 14, 1986 (just after his stock went public)

 

13. And and these guys, these guy'll have swords but not just any swords! These swords man, these swords are made outta light, man. I'm a @#$%ing genius!

- George Lucas, 1975

 

14. Lucas, you stupid @#$%.

- Every person who saw Howard the Duck, 1986

 

15. Well now, that's one big @#$%ing piece of ice.

- Captain of the Titanic, 1912

 

16. What the @#$%. Oh, I mean... land ho!

-Christophorus Columbus, 1492

 

17. Direct Current? What the @#$% is wrong with you, old man?

- Nikola Tesla, 1888 (Said to Thomas Edison) (for more info on what a dirty sob Edison was, pm me)

 

 

 

Add as many more as you can think of. Please use @#$% in place of the actual word. ;) After we run out of real accurances we can use movies, games and so forth. :D

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10. @#$% the tang, Buzz! I'm gonna be the first @#$%er on the moon!

- Niel Armstrong 1969 (said as he jumped out of hatch)

 

LOLROFL!! @#$%ing great Rhett!!

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hey, i liked howard the duck... well i did when i was 8 anyway

 

 

"that ain't a real @#$%ing gun! "

 

John Lennon

 

"don't worry.. it's not even @#$%ing loaded!!"

 

Kurt Cobain

 

"who's going to watch that @#$%ing sh*t!!"

 

will smith on turning down the role of Neo in the matrix.... so he could make wild wild west

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'One star fighter. One torpedo. ONE SHOT! HOW! Its a @#$%ing MOON SIZED BASE!'

 

Tarkin's final words.

 

 

'Ah @#$%! There goes the neigbourhood!'

 

Iraqi residents

 

 

'And I thought THIS was a @#$%ed up thread! Look at the stuff Lexx posted - what the @#$% has SHE been smoking!

 

Lexx's New Thread '

 

nova_wolf 2003

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13. And and these guys, these guy'll have swords but not just any swords! These swords man, these swords are made outta light, man. I'm a @#$%ing genius!

- George Lucas, 1975

 

LOL, I bet lucas must've been taking some mind 'enhancers' at the time. :]

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Originally posted by de.Legion

LOL, I bet lucas must've been taking some mind 'enhancers' at the time. :]

 

"I got the idea by smoking a lot of pot" :p:D

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@#$% off!!

Billy Eliot :)

Man that movie had a lot of swear words in it. But not as bad as South Park uncut the movie. The movie said an average of 10 swear words a minute! That broke the world record.

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*Rhett injects it into me*

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Posted
Originally posted by Boba Rhett

Here are times where the use of that word was excusable.

 

 

1. " What the @#$% was that?"

- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

 

2. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

- Custer, 1877

 

3. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

-Einstein, 1938

 

6. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

- Michelangelo, 1566

 

9. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @#$%ing mad."

- Osama bin Laden, 2001

 

14. Lucas, you stupid @#$%.

- Every person who saw Howard the Duck, 1986

 

15. Well now, that's one big @#$%ing piece of ice.

- Captain of the Titanic, 1912

 

 

these are so @#$%ing funney. you mother @#$%er where did you come up with that @#$%ing stuff. i almost @#$%ing craped my pants after @#$%ing reading that @#$%ing stuff. @#$%.

 

oh my goodness this thread has warped my fragile little mind

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