Boba Rhett Posted April 1, 2003 Posted April 1, 2003 Yes, it is here again, my friends! This weeks sexay edition of WTFotW is about... [align=denter]Tornado Safe Beds[/align] Tornado Shelters May Never Be the Same! Introducing the DAMAR Tornado Safe Bed Shelter - the world's most revolutionary Tornado Shelter ever! Quite simply, the DAMAR Tornado Safe Bed Shelter is a steel tornado shelter mounted underneath the mattress of your bed. The Tornado Safe Bed replaces the box spring portion of your bed. With the mattress on top, it normally serves as a bed, But in case of an emergency, simply raise the lid, crawl inside and lie down. Now simply latch the lid and ride the storm out! This is one of the most convenient, most durable tornado shelters ever! I...I...I...... either this is beyond stupid or it's so amazingly genius that it just blew my mind. I'd prefer it not be the latter. Link to website. You know. In case you wanna buy one.
Hekx Posted April 1, 2003 Posted April 1, 2003 Any chance of a sticky? Rhett's WTF of the Week, brought to you by the letter F. As for the WTF...
Sivy Posted April 1, 2003 Posted April 1, 2003 mmmm yes.. the words Tornado & Safe don't really go together
leXX Posted April 1, 2003 Posted April 1, 2003 Why do Rhett's WTF of the week threads appear about once a month? Hehe, look at her face, she's so happy! *quickly clicks on link and buys one*
Sivy Posted April 1, 2003 Posted April 1, 2003 yeah i'm sure it not just tornadoes that make use of the springs
Pad Posted April 1, 2003 Posted April 1, 2003 we finally get to see a pic off leXX :p and for the rest: WTF?
Sivy Posted April 1, 2003 Posted April 1, 2003 Originally posted by leXX Damnit Sivy, you always see right through me! yes well all you middle-aged women are the same "TAXI!!!! airport please and step on it!" *migrates to the north pole*
BCanr2d2 Posted April 1, 2003 Posted April 1, 2003 Originally posted by leXX Why do Rhett's WTF of the week threads appear about once a month? The same reason why Women's Day and Women Weekly are weekly and monthly magazines......... NFI...
leXX Posted April 1, 2003 Posted April 1, 2003 Originally posted by Sivy B yes well all you middle-aged women are the same "TAXI!!!! airport please and step on it!" *migrates to the north pole* lol, you crack me up!
ET Warrior Posted April 1, 2003 Posted April 1, 2003 But look at how padded it is on the inside.......I think i'd rather sleep IN that bed as opposed to on TOP of it.......I mean, who knows when a tornado could come in the middle of the night!!!!!
Dath Maximus Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 yeah, well im the only one here besides clem who has to worry about tornados alot i live in the part of kansas known as tornado alley.
Eldritch Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 I wonder if they sell insurance with it in the event that the springs break and you're launched through the wall/ceiling like Wile E. Coyote in a Roadrunner cartoon?
another_trooper Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 Amazing! another mind bending weird thingy. Where the hell do you get those anyway??
Reborn Outcast Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 Hahaha. WTF?!?!?!?! And the sad thing is... they have a more expensive version for people who want to stay more safe haha.
Pnut_Man Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 *Sigh* That gets my official WTF of the week as well... "What the... ****" -_O
TheHobGoblin Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 WOW TORNADO SAFE BEDS! LIKE I NEED THOSE! I'll just fly away like that I just wanna fly away song by kravitz. I wonder how many Lexx is gonna buy...... why? I do not know... do not know
Darth Groovy Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 Hmmm, wonder what that would look like if it were a water bed? WTF?
Pedantic Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 And now for my slightly different WTF face. O_o Next thing you know it'll protect against nuclear explosions. O_o
Lunatic Jedi Posted April 5, 2003 Posted April 5, 2003 Well, luckily, there aren't any tornados here in California, so I'll pass. However... I would like to say one thing... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... WTF?!?!?! :wtf?:
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