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My *actual* registration date? See Imladil's registration date on the previous page. I was here when the Beatles were still cool. ;) My post count on him or Zoomie here? Irrelevant. This demonic Lucasarts database seems to rob me of post countage at a random basis over the years.

 

It matters not, though. The Zoom Rabbit mission has never been about post counts, fence lines, survey charts or any of that landscaping nonsense. Specifically, my threefold mission in the Lucasarts community has always been:

 

1: Entertain some of the people :rolleyes:

 

2: Enlighten the populace :confused:

 

3: Defend the oppessed :)

 

Resist assimilation? Have you not yet realized that the craziness is self-generating, and has assimilated both forums? We must all run, run like four-legged primates lit on fire if we would save our sanity...

 

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Okay, it's agreed. Lynx and I are gonna go get drunk in our rooms while STTCT sorts out this whole dolphin condom thing. Dinner is covered--I have a replicator, and if that fails, we could try the holographic cuisine.

 

Am I a cook? Oh, my goodness no. I'm a time-traveling pagan fertility god in rabbit form, packing a samurai sword and Federation technology in his mad quest for the perfect cheeseburger. :D

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Haw haw! That'll teach you to never leave!

 

And personally, I believe dolphin condoms are a very good thing! In fact, any means of birth control you can manage to break out when Wally's around cannot hurt.

 

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Excellent question, Lynk. Let's look at a number of possibilities.

 

1. Wally is a fat forty-year-old who plays videogames all day and doesn't have a job or a girlfriend.

 

2. Wally is a charismatic Ukranian (real name Walshchitznivitz) running for the house in California, whose platform includes same-sex marriages and the legalization of midget porn.

 

3. Wally is your daddy.

 

4. Wally is a guy who worked on rocket engines during the Nixon administration, and now just sits around his motorhome, surfing the web for proof of the existance of UFOs.

 

5. Wally is a heart specialist in a high-level cardiac surgery team who installed a giraffe heart in a human being on accident.

 

6. Wally is the creator of life on Earth.

 

7. 1 and 3.

 

8. 4 and 3.

 

9. Maybe 6, but probably not 3.

 

10. All of the above (with logic precluding the inclusion of 9.)

 

Well, whoever Wally is, he sure isn't a tele-tubby. :D

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:assult:

 

Wally the space dolphin says that he is actually a cross-dressing retro-european intergalactic disco playboy superstar pimp-daddy with the swinging jazz hip-hop yooty-tooty that rocks your booty all the way out the door, down the street to the newspaper stand so you can fulfill a previously unexperienced psychological urge to experience the joy of asking the blind vendor if he gets down with the funk when no one is looking.

 

I guess that answers that. :D

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