Rebel Loyaltist Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 As I can see the invasion of RSN has started. Perfect, more territory for the XWA.Net empire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 Yeah whatever, it's nice to have you with us, come in sit down get yourself some drinks, we'll have a party. You think you're invading when all you're doing is just catching our insanity. If you stay too long you'll become one of us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted May 9, 2003 Author Share Posted May 9, 2003 WE are Aresen. You will be assimilated, resistance is futile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 translation: you all suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 My *actual* registration date? See Imladil's registration date on the previous page. I was here when the Beatles were still cool. My post count on him or Zoomie here? Irrelevant. This demonic Lucasarts database seems to rob me of post countage at a random basis over the years. It matters not, though. The Zoom Rabbit mission has never been about post counts, fence lines, survey charts or any of that landscaping nonsense. Specifically, my threefold mission in the Lucasarts community has always been: 1: Entertain some of the people 2: Enlighten the populace 3: Defend the oppessed Resist assimilation? Have you not yet realized that the craziness is self-generating, and has assimilated both forums? We must all run, run like four-legged primates lit on fire if we would save our sanity... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 So you aren't really a cook are you!... ARE YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 Postcount? Registration date? pffft You are all forgetting I'm a mum and shall deliver the ULTIMATE punishment on you all... I will send you to your room with no dinner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 sorry mum but i'm prepared for that, i have a cache of alcohol, coke, food, condoms (that wasn't necessary to add but i decided to be immature), etc stored away in my room. *nods* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 :::::walks in::::: a dolphin is our god and lynk's busting out condoms? wtf? ::::slams door:::: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 hey come on they'd all be used up by now if my girl hadn't died... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 Okay, it's agreed. Lynx and I are gonna go get drunk in our rooms while STTCT sorts out this whole dolphin condom thing. Dinner is covered--I have a replicator, and if that fails, we could try the holographic cuisine. Am I a cook? Oh, my goodness no. I'm a time-traveling pagan fertility god in rabbit form, packing a samurai sword and Federation technology in his mad quest for the perfect cheeseburger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 *walks in* O.o o.O I leave off the postage for a week and this is what happens? I'm scared now O.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 Haw haw! That'll teach you to never leave! And personally, I believe dolphin condoms are a very good thing! In fact, any means of birth control you can manage to break out when Wally's around cannot hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 O.o o.O *RUNS* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 I suppose this is Aresen. Guess we just gettting saner.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 And ye much be gettin' blind, boyo. Nothing can stop Wally! Vive la virilitie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 who's Wally again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Excellent question, Lynk. Let's look at a number of possibilities. 1. Wally is a fat forty-year-old who plays videogames all day and doesn't have a job or a girlfriend. 2. Wally is a charismatic Ukranian (real name Walshchitznivitz) running for the house in California, whose platform includes same-sex marriages and the legalization of midget porn. 3. Wally is your daddy. 4. Wally is a guy who worked on rocket engines during the Nixon administration, and now just sits around his motorhome, surfing the web for proof of the existance of UFOs. 5. Wally is a heart specialist in a high-level cardiac surgery team who installed a giraffe heart in a human being on accident. 6. Wally is the creator of life on Earth. 7. 1 and 3. 8. 4 and 3. 9. Maybe 6, but probably not 3. 10. All of the above (with logic precluding the inclusion of 9.) Well, whoever Wally is, he sure isn't a tele-tubby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Blind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Your forgot to mention that Wally is immortal, or just very lucky. I've tried to kill that dolphin a couple of times in the past. Never managed to succed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted May 18, 2003 Share Posted May 18, 2003 Wally is a space dolphin, I believe. Illustration: ^_~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted May 18, 2003 Share Posted May 18, 2003 Originally posted by Admiral Your forgot to mention that Wally is immortal... As well as imbalanced, immaterial, imaginary, immodest, immoral, amoral, apolitical... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 19, 2003 Share Posted May 19, 2003 Wally the space dolphin says that he is actually a cross-dressing retro-european intergalactic disco playboy superstar pimp-daddy with the swinging jazz hip-hop yooty-tooty that rocks your booty all the way out the door, down the street to the newspaper stand so you can fulfill a previously unexperienced psychological urge to experience the joy of asking the blind vendor if he gets down with the funk when no one is looking. I guess that answers that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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