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Ok, seeing as your on the computer right now, post some ways you know your on the computer too much..here are mine.

 

1. You read everything in 1's and 0's.

2. Your secondary language is Binary Code.

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You walk in home and ask "Any PMs for me?"

 

You think that 'going outside' means opening the window.

 

Cobwebs start to gather on your door handle.

 

:D

 

Originally posted by Hyperglide

You start saying Lol at public places like work and partys, and other random socializing instead of actually laughing.

 

Oh god, I actually came out and said the full "lmao" when joking around with my friends - was very embarrassing:o

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If you are a working man, you come home, and instead of saying "Honey, I'm home!" you say "Honey, I'm online!"

 

If your eyes are bloodshot and everyone thinks you are high.

 

You refer to your father as "Boba Rhett."

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1: Your postman's name is "Outlook Express".

 

2: When you hear the doorbell, you panic, thinking someone is hacking into your domain.

 

3: You start listening to a CD while online, and when you finish you realise you've just listened to the whole CD about six times through.

 

4: Instead of meeting up with mates in town, you meet with them on a chat room.

 

5: You wonder why you can't delete the embarrasing comment you just made.

 

6: In your work report / essay, you put little Smilies in.

 

7: When people shout your name loudly, but you don't respond. Oh, hang on, my real name isn't "Die Another Day", it's...

 

8: When you realise your typing speed has increased three times over in the past two weeks.

 

Oh, good God, I am actually part of my computer. Erm... I'm going outside now... oh hell, let's post some more random comments on the computer instead! Oh, here's another one...

 

"9: YOUR SPELLING AND GRAMMER SKILLS ARE FORGOTTEN BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO TYPE THINGS OUT PROPERLY WHEN YOU ARE ONLINE."

 

That last one is to everyone on here apart from me. Sorry, but it really does bug me.

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Originally posted by Die Another Day

 

That last one is to everyone on here apart from me. Sorry, but it really does bug me.

 

So you think you are the best typer here? You're nuts.

 

1. Instead of saying goodbye to your friend you say you are signing off. :p

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someone tells you a joke at work/ school and you say “lol”

your phone bill reaches 4 figures

your average post per day reaches 3 figures

someone insults you, you hold up a bit of paper that says ‘STFU’

you start showing signs of gatewayphobia

you can no longer straighten your arms

you see smilies when you close your eyes

you can’t sleep until you’ve thought of a new custom title

 

more to be found here

 

yea, i got too much time :p

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