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Originally posted by STTCT

Well some of us are working while we post on the web...its not like we don't have outside lives.

 

 

yeah, being an IT technician is like being a fireman, when there isn't any fires to put out there is isn't much to do, so its either this or solitaire :D

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Nerd? Geek? I do not know these terms. :p

 

Speaking of terms, in case you didn't know, never call anyone a dork. I hear dork on TV and other various places, like this cerial box I have says "I'm feeling like a total dork".

 

They should watch what they say:

 

n. Vulgar Slang. The penis.

 

Nowadays, though, they have made a new meaning:

 

n. Slang. A stupid, inept, or foolish person.

 

So *shrugs*

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Originally posted by Siv

yeah, being an IT technician is like being a fireman, when there isn't any fires to put out there is isn't much to do, so its either this or solitaire :D

 

Yeah thats what I'm worried about when I become a fireman...shear bordom :(. Maybe when I finally get there, I can be the Fireman of LF, god damn I would miss this place if I was to ever leave.

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Originally posted by Astrotoy7

*I in no way condone this behaviour* but I did have a giggle when my nephew(13) was so fed up being teased by his older brother(15) that he got on the net and printed out 100's of photos of muscular attractive guys, some semi naked, some.....you get the picture... he stashed them messily under his brother's mattress.....

 

...then one day when his brother wasnt home he deliberately spilt alot of coke his brothers bed.... he called his mum, who rushed in and immediately went to change the bed sheets..

 

...of course she eventually noticed the badly hidden pictures, she was shocked and started crying. when her son got home she went and hugged him and told him "she supports him whichever way he chooses to live his life....." his dad, found out later and gave him the "i dont understand it, but OK, you are gay, I am not angry" speech.....

 

the 15 nephew, needless to say, thought everyone had gone nuts, and really couldnt convince his parents at least for the next 6 weeks that he wasn't gay.....

 

..when I found out the truth of what had hapenned I thought that it was very ingenious of the younger nephew.....

 

revenge is a dish best served cold

 

MTFBWYA

 

:rofl: GENIOUS!!!!!

 

Joe, You should have something to learn here ^;) ;)

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Another one is if hes bring a girl home pour luke warm water with a hint of yellow food dye in and pour it on his bed.

 

Or burn him alive.

 

Anyway just say your always on the pc cause there nothing to do in this ***** house with such ***** company. Say "if im not out. im on the pc cause your such a a-hole i carnt be bothered wasting my breath on such a pile of genatic s**t"

Works for me, damn family.

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Originally posted by Astrotoy7

*I in no way condone this behaviour* but I did have a giggle when my nephew(13) was so fed up being teased by his older brother(15) that he got on the net and printed out 100's of photos of muscular attractive guys, some semi naked, some.....you get the picture... he stashed them messily under his brother's mattress.....

 

...then one day when his brother wasnt home he deliberately spilt alot of coke his brothers bed.... he called his mum, who rushed in and immediately went to change the bed sheets..

 

...of course she eventually noticed the badly hidden pictures, she was shocked and started crying. when her son got home she went and hugged him and told him "she supports him whichever way he chooses to live his life....." his dad, found out later and gave him the "i dont understand it, but OK, you are gay, I am not angry" speech.....

 

the 15 nephew, needless to say, thought everyone had gone nuts, and really couldnt convince his parents at least for the next 6 weeks that he wasn't gay.....

 

..when I found out the truth of what had hapenned I thought that it was very ingenious of the younger nephew.....

 

revenge is a dish best served cold

 

MTFBWYA

Wow thats funny stuff.

Maybe you could do something simalar to that, except put it in his locker at school or something or stash it in his bag lol

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Ok, I think a differentiation needs to be made between common language words and scientific terms..... this is as :

 

*Longest word in the English language that has ever appeared in print has 1,909 letters and is the name of an enzyme. The full name of DNA has 207,000 letters but has never been printed....

 

*More long words(chiefly) scientific.... if you have a morbid fascination.... Clickage

 

*Finally, the Turkish word I mentioned is still cited form many sources as the longest common language word :

ÇEKOSLOVAKYALILASTIRAMADIKLARIMIZDANMISINIZ ( 43 letters, 18 syllables) ... its English translation is really a sentence, something to do with Czechoslovakians !

 

*sheesh* I think we all should get back to the topic ! Computer Nerds !

 

MTFBWYA

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