So what does everyone do with new peeps?

[--ZeeMan--]

We all know that Rhett and BongoBob steal pants, exploding gift baskets are passed around by others....so I just wanna see what you guys come up with.

 

I just thought about my welcoming gift. Sneaking into their house and installing hidden cameras everywhere

[XERXES]

I just tell them to get out of here before its too late.

[Darth Homer]

Well, I unwrap them & then do various experiments such as sticking them in the microwave, or using a blow torch on them, or freezing & shattering them, or.....wait, you do mean Marshmellow Peeps, right?

 

[GonkH8er]

If they step out of line EVEN ONCE, a sharp poke with a banning stick is always a good present

[Kain]

I tell them to free Rhett's elves. No one ever helps me though...

 

YA BUNCHA N00B PRICKS!!

 

...I'm sorry...

[TiE23]

I give n00bs TiE Fighter Shaped Chocolates, a value of $54.95 USD, and I call them names and/or help them.

 

TiE

[Surfnshannon]

I kill them.

[RpTheHotrod]

lol...yeah..scary place sometimes.

[--ZeeMan--]

great....death always brings out the good people

 

 

mad scientist is a plus

 

and ya i forgot about the elves

[CapNColostomy]

I say nothing, because most of them seldom make it past two posts.

[Darth Groovy]

Have some of my Blue Milk: , and do the Safety Dance...

 

[Sivy]

i spank them with my hazing paddle

[Astrotoy7]

If I can be bothered typing it, I usually respectfully ask that they avoid posting "My friends sister said she heard they were making Episode 7-9" type threads, lest they cause me to have a nervous breakdown. Secondly, I ask them to respect our forum mum, lexxy....

 

mtfbwya

[Pie™]

Something totally random, like this;

 

"Please help yourself with some peanut favoured monkey-loaves." :|

[Neverhoodian]

Well, I just do THIS...

 

*Runs around screaming and smacks into a wall.*

 

...Yeah, that.

[ET Warrior]

When I saw this thread title I thought we were going to be discussing the delicious marshmellow baby chicken shaped goodies.

 

Now I'm upset.

 

 

 

 

I like to point out how superior I am to the new people and typically degrade them and kee them in a state of feeling worthless. Makes being King easier when the peasants don't have the motivation to revolt.

[Pad]

* Starts laughing *

I put on rubber gloves and make em bend over.

Then I call in Eets

[TiE23]

Another thing I do is I give them a big, nice, loving... KICK IN THE ASS!! I WILL KICK YOUR ASS SO HARD, YOUR NOSE WILL BLEED!!!

Hahahahaha *Laughs like Bender*

 

BTW... Post Number 1337

 

TiE

[--ZeeMan--]

*sigh* easter's coming up ET so you'll prolly get your chance to start your very own marshmellow baby chicken post.... :-)

 

save me one when you do please ;-)

[Hermie]

random warning.

 

like this: watch out! slippery pears hanging from the window

[DarkLord60]

I just say Welcome

[rccar328]

Well, I start out with this:

or this:

 

 

But then the Dark Side kicks in:

and I end up doing something like this:

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(Not really...I was a "new peep" not too long ago. I just felt like playing with smilies...)

[Handorin]

hehe rccar. im even newer but im going to do this.

I go in their house and put viruses on their comp so they cant post.

if they get rid of it then this is gonna happen:mob:

[gorganfloss]

I used to give out unofficial welcome baskets I would make in a non-existent basement. Now I just read their newbie threads and giggle.

[--ZeeMan--]

excellent! we are making progress but why hasn't rhett posted here yet? :-(