Guardian Omega Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html Who knew religion was that effective? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 holy crap. That's pretty sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wassup Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 They must have been living in a cave to not know what sex is. Everywhere you turn there is some sort of sexual connotation these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--ZeeMan-- Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 LOl......ummm.....LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapNColostomy Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 They knew NOTHING of sex, yet somehow knew to go to a fertility clinic? *COUGH-BULL****-COUGH* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Aaargh!!! The site doesn't come on me browser!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_hill987 Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by CapNColostomy They knew NOTHING of sex, yet somehow knew to go to a fertility clinic? *COUGH-BULL****-COUGH* It does seem a bit far fetched. Mind you I heared a simalar story where they thought he had to put it in her belly button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kale Jerre Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by jon_hill987 Mind you I heared a simalar story where they thought he had to put it in her belly button. I'm embarrassed for that poor guy if it will actually fit in her belly button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education. "Get the bananas, Joe, we got another one!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 So..... you greasy little nerds.... you festering slime balls of cheezels and coca cola. WHAT have we learnt today... You need to get out there, and start young! Get a head start on these germans! Find a girl, seduce her with your intimate binary poems. A line from one of my favourites, if I may... 1001101 by William Numbersworth 1 0101101 11101 10001110? 0. 01101001 1. *sigh* Any girl who doesnt swoon over that has problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rythe Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Dude, You've done it again Whatever sight your on when you find this I would seriously think about stop looking or get some councilling. jk:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 i find this hard to believe. surely a guy of 36 would have gotten the morning wood now and again. what did he think it was for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by Siv surely a guy of 36 would have gotten the morning wood now and again. what did he think it was for? to hang his towel from naturally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Guardian, you must enjoy reporting on stories about stoopid ppl last week it was the cockring explosion.... mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•-BLaCKouT-• Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 How old is this story? Only I heard it a couple of years ago from a German friend of mine. She didn't say she knew the people, just that it had happened in Germany. Unless it's happened twice... Mind you, should people with that little amount of natural instinct be allowed to breed? B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alegis Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 lol gonk Damn..Thats what religion is good for :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_One Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Only in Germany... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 (For Sabretooth) Childless couple told to try sex A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex. The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests. Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving. A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?". "We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate." The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education. *Insert here, baby come out here* I have heard of a story just like this in the Darwin Awards, I think TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeleneRayne Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 All I got to say is........ WOW I mean, your meaning to tell me these people never once ever felt and urge to hop on the good foot and do the bad thing??? I mean geez, sex is EVERYWHERE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--ZeeMan-- Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 apparently not in these peoples minds should i take up a collection to buy them some playboys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijah Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by InsaneSith to hang his towel from naturally. LMAO ROFL! That made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Okay, that's just dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by ZDawg LMAO ROFL! That made my day. I got plenty of em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoxStar Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by Guardian Omega Who knew religion was that effective? Certainly not me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 What religion I wonder... Ok, weirdness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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