Boba Rhett Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 ... These. Order me These. "Damn. Do you really need 9000 of them, Rhett?" You may be saying to yourself, and I'll answer you with a resounding and fervent no. Seriously, I just wanna see how this works. And of course I'd then count them and demand a refund after only recieving 8700 of them, thus, as the return statement would read, "Ruining any chance I had of them helping me overthrow the free peoples of Iowa". Order them for yourself for all I care, I just want someone to. So what say you? Anyone have a twenty to burn? P.S. Read the user review. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 pffft, deep fried my ass. They taste so much better when sprinkled over a pizza. <_< That'd be funny if we suddenly hear about you overthrowing Iowa with those bugs. I got a $20, but it's going to booze. Sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 How about I catch one and mail it to ya? Just to show how generous I am and to give you the ability to experiment with it. I know you want it. And for eating, you need quite a lot to be fully satisfied and they are slightly a bit too "crispy". ¬¬ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 It's impossible. A ladybug will suicide if it sees Rhett. Gimme one of them. For a nibble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poggle Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 Lady Bugs strawberries and cream a fool proof dish for any occasion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 Originally posted by Boba Rhett ..."Ruining any chance I had of them helping me overthrow the free peoples of Iowa". [/size] i wont buy you any freakin ladybugs But, I *would* buy you one of these you could woo the free peoples of Iowa with some Banjo pluckin perhaps..... coooooooo-eeeeeeeeeeeee !!! mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 I'll wait, maybe they'll still be there for halloween Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 I have ladybugs in my bedroom. Lots of them. I don't know where they are coming from, but every couple of days during the summer for the last couple of years I usually see a bunch appear. My bedroom is in a converted attic,.. so maybe there is a nest in what's left of the crawlspace up here. There haven't been as many this year as in years past though. I usually try to save them if I see them. Spiders, wasps, and ants are shown no quarter, however... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 i remember when I got 9000 ladybugs, on the 9000th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me. hehehehe .... hmmm tough room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alegis Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 9000? Only 20 bucks? Quantity matters! Just imagine how much havoc you can cause for only 20 bucks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poggle Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 Slip 9000 bugs into the bosses desk ..... laugh all the way to the unemployment line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--ZeeMan-- Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 Originally posted by Poggle Slip 9000 bugs into the bosses desk ..... laugh all the way to the unemployment line rhett.....seriously tho. you gotta ask yourself. is 9,000 enough to overthrough the city government? well...maybe. but look at it this way... 9,000 lady bugs with the odds being 50-50 that you'll get 4500 males and 4500 females. now i dont' know what the average offspring for ladybugs is, but it's gotta be high! we'll just use 100 offspring in our drawings on the napkin.... 4500 couples with 100 offspring each equals 459,000 ladybugs! stop thinking statewise....and start thinking about taking over the country! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoxStar Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 If I bought these and sen tthem to you Rhett, would that be mail fraud? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted June 10, 2004 Author Share Posted June 10, 2004 Originally posted by edlib I have ladybugs in my bedroom. Lots of them. I don't know where they are coming from, but every couple of days during the summer for the last couple of years I usually see a bunch appear. My bedroom is in a converted attic,.. so maybe there is a nest in what's left of the crawlspace up here. There haven't been as many this year as in years past though. I usually try to save them if I see them. Spiders, wasps, and ants are shown no quarter, however... The things you're seeing may actually not be lady bugs but the European cousin of them. They're actually not really even lady bugs. They were released several years ago to try and get rid of some pest bugs but they thrived much more than was expected to and now for a few days (weeks here ) every summer they come down on cities like a plague upon men. And they smell really really bad if you kill them. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 I can just imagine unleashing 9000 ladybugs into some unsuspecting friends house.........the ensuing chaos would be BRILLIANT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--ZeeMan-- Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 Originally posted by ET Warrior I can just imagine unleashing 9000 ladybugs into some unsuspecting friends house.........the ensuing chaos would be BRILLIANT! you're just a wacked out nutcase unless you got it on film...and then you'd be a genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 Originally posted by Boba Rhett These. Order me These. Does that mean we get you 2 orders? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GothiX Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 Originally posted by ET Warrior I can just imagine unleashing 9000 ladybugs into some unsuspecting friends house.........the ensuing chaos would be BRILLIANT! Try the ladies room at your local school, swimming pool or gym. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapNColostomy Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 Yes. That would be mortifying. Unleashing the unholy terror of ladybugs. Pffft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaulerZ Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 Originally posted by Boba Rhett ... These. Order me These. Lets not and say we did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neverhoodian Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 ROFL! Have you seen what one customer said? Bad, bad bugs!, June 9, 2004 Reviewer: A Kitchen & Housewares enthusiast from Otter Country I was very dissatisfied with this purchase. When it arrived, there were only 8972 ladybugs included, not the 9000 promised! That's the last time I buy ladybugs from Amazon! Unless it's someone bullsh******, I feel sorry for the person. Talk about a boring life if you have to count every single ladybug! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 Man, If I had money, I seriously would order them for you Rhett. You're more creative than I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Send him Monopoly money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoxStar Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Those lousy customs agents would get into it use it for their own ladybug purposes though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted June 11, 2004 Author Share Posted June 11, 2004 Hold on, I want some Fish and Poop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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