Man pees his way out of snow

[Crow_Nest]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu

 

That is the most hilarious escape plan i've ever seen!

[KBell]

Mama Mia, that's alota pee!

[Tyrion]

He drank sixty bottles of beer though...for the next few weeks he probably will curse himself for living...

 

Still, that's kickass.

[Joetheeskimo]

LOL! Now that's thinking on the spot.

[TiE23]

Hehehehe, that was funney

 

TiE

[narfblat]

I doubt he drank all 60 bottles. I think he would have passed out long before that.

maybe its just the beer talking.

[IG-64]

... wonder if he coulda just heated up the beer somehow.. Maybe with the cig lighter or something...

[Alegis]

His liver should hurt like hell...

 

He's lucky he made it while being drunk.

[Boba Rhett]

I bet he just went on a drinking binge because he thought he was gonna die, found himself having to urinate badly and got extremely lucky.

 

 

My re-enactment of the probable exchange between him and rescuers:

 

R: WOAH! Sir, we've been looking all over for you! Were have you been?

 

MAN: Huh? Oooooh look shnow! Ahahaha! *points*

 

R: ... sir?

 

MAN: I pisshhed out the window and here I'm! *barf*

 

R: ....You... you were trapped in your car and shot urine out the window to melt snow and get yourself free?

 

MAN: Wuh? HOW I SHOT PISS?

 

Followed promptly by his pants falling down and him passing out.

[Shok_Tinoktin]

i cant help but wonder if the 60 bottles of beer had something to do with him getting buried in the snow in the first place...

[Crow_Nest]

Probably drank 10 cans and the remain 50 used to pour onto snow to let it melt. Animals and playful children who ate the snow probably got drunk too.

[ZBomber]

He probably didn't drink it all at once....

[BawBag™]

Legend. Just legend.

[Joetheeskimo]

Originally posted by Boba Rhett

I bet he just went on a drinking binge because he thought he was gonna die, found himself having to urinate badly and got extremely lucky.

 

 

My re-enactment of the probable exchange between him and rescuers:

 

R: WOAH! Sir, we've been looking all over for you! Were have you been?

 

MAN: Huh? Oooooh look shnow! Ahahaha! *points*

 

R: ... sir?

 

MAN: I pisshhed out the window and here I'm! *barf*

 

R: ....You... you were trapped in your car and shot urine out the window to melt snow and get yourself free?

 

MAN: Wuh? HOW I SHOT PISS?

 

Followed promptly by his pants falling down and him passing out.

 

 

You have a zany sense of humor

[TheOutrider]

He should have just poored the beer and disolved the snow, but he probably didn't want to waste it, what a dumbass

 

anyways this reminds me...

 

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[IG-64]

95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer. Go to the store, buy some more. 99 bottles of beer on the wall.

 

 

 

 

 

 

You'd never guess from this post and my sig that i've never had beer before in my life.

[Tyrion]

Originally posted by IG-64

You'd never guess from this post and my sig that i've never had beer before in my life.

 

Believe me, it sucks. My dad let me have a sip of some beer before, it tastes like bubbled liquified crap.

[IG-64]

Originally posted by Tyrion

Believe me, it sucks. My dad let me have a sip of some beer before, it tastes like bubbled liquified crap.

 

Oh believe me, I don't plan to. I never want to drink, or smoke, or anything of the matter.

[•-BLaCKouT-•]

Originally posted by BawBag™

Legend. Just legend.

Agreed. 100%

 

I think there's a lesson for us all in there...

 

Originally said by Richard Kral

It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful

// Hi-fives Mr. Kral

 

B.

[TheOutrider]

Ive had a sip of beer before, I hated it!

 

It tasted like some kind of liquor rotten sour piece of ****

[acdcfanbill]

yea well, i say this just adds more evidence to my theory that beer is awesome. a couple of cases should be in everyones winter kit

[Mike Windu]

Hah. Replace the water bottles with beer?

 

 

 

Brilliant!

[Revan Solo]

50 litres beer! Oh man. A little bit too much!

[toms]

apparently this whole story is based on a joke enail that was going around slovakia a while ago... nice to know our media outlets check their sources throughly isn't it (as most of them picked this up).

[Revan Solo]

I think this is a real story.