Marius Fett Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 I liked the joke Revan tells Lashowe in Dreshdae...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Ricki Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 when Bastila force pushes mission, hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 when Bastila force pushes mission, hilariousHere's my video of the incident. When Atton met Bastila! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 I just found a little quote on Wookiepedia. It's when you help Komad Fortuna hunt the Krayt Dragon: Look, I have your fodder Just take a look at how it sounds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Payne Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 I always considered HK-47's reaction to being called Lippy funny. Always gets a chuckle out of me so i usually go through the conversation choices for that particular response several times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 Here are what I consider the funniest lines from the first game: HK's suggestion concerning Tanis on Tatooine HK-47: "Commentary: I say we blast the meatbag and save you the trouble, Master." Tanis Venn: "What's with all the droids lately? My wife get to you, too?" HK-47: "Negative. I just don't like organic meatbags. Except for the Master, of course." Jolee's joke on Korriban Lashowe: "Do you know how many Sith there are here on Korriban??" Jolee: "Twelve! No, wait! Thirteen!" Jolee's idea of the Sith"Oh, indeed. They make a fine sandwich, also, heh, heh, heh. But don't tell the Jedi Council I said that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teodesetkata Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 I do not know if it has been mentioned, but this dialogue cracks me up every time I hear it: Jor Ul Kurax: Hello there, captain. Let's see... ah, yes. Here it is. It looks like the shipment has been delivered to your ship, as requested. Revan: What shipment? What are you talking about? Jor Ul Kurax: This is docking bay 32, isn't it? Yes, it is, and that's what I have there on the requisition form. Everything seems to be in order. The gizka are your problem now. Revan: Excuse me, did you say "gizka"? Jor Ul Kurax: It says right here on the manifest that you ordered a crate of gizka. To be delivered to docking bay 32... that's right here. Jor Ul Kurax: Now, all I need is your thumbprint for the... wait a second, where did the datapad go? *sigh* Nothing is ever organized around here. Jor Ul Kurax: At any rate, the gizka are yours. One of the loaders said the crate split open once he put it in your hold... some of the critters might have gotten loose. Jor Ul Kurax: That happens, I'm afraid. We don't accept liability... and we certainly couldn't take the cargo back. Enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patient_zero Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Probably been mentioned before, but... (The Exile is on the walkway across Peragus standing in front of Atton's window) Atton: "I'm picking you up on the outside of the asteroid. That's not right, is it?" Exile: "Really? You might want to look up." Atton: "What are you doing out there?" Exile: "I'm taking a relaxing walk." Atton: "You're crazy, even for a Jedi." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadYorick Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Definitely mentioned before. But these quotes always make me laugh Atton: "All right, cut it out, I get...I get it, I get it. The last Jedi in the galaxy, I get the comedian who runs around in her underwear. Not that I'm complaining, mind you." "Then there was some big explosion, I was sitting here for a long time, then you showed up in your underwear and things got a lot better." (After picking up mining uniform) "Dammit. I mean...good, good to hear it. No sense in you running around half-naked.It's...It's distracting...I mean, for the droids." Atton Rand: "So, uh, how long have you been a Jedi? Must be tough, you know... no family, no husband..." Jedi Exile: "No tougher than enduring your false sympathy while you're staring at my chest. " Revan: "I don't think 'killee' is a word." HK-47: "Expletive: Damn it, master, I am an assasination droid... not a dictionary!" I think that HK-47 and Atton Rand were the main comic relief in the Kotor series Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Edgeworth Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadYorick Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Miles I couldn't stop laughing when I saw those pictures. Do they really happen in game? Or was it a mod? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Honor Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Sith thugs on Korriban are being jerks, at some point they say: Do you know how many Sith there are on Korriban. Jolee: thirteen, no wait, fourteen.. i love Jolee.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCarter426 Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Miles I couldn't stop laughing when I saw those pictures. Do they really happen in game? Or was it a mod? You only get them if your PC is male and you have Hanharr in the party. Here's one that was cut: ATTON: Nal Hutta's as slimy as the Hutts, lots of swamp and bloated gas. It's where those slugs reach out and grab chunks of the galaxy. Trust me, we're not going to go anywhere near the place unless we want to be washing the stink out of our clothes for the next few years. BRIANNA: That bad? I didn't anything could compel you to bathe. ATTON: You spend all day thinking up that joke? Maybe you and Bao-Dur should start a circus. BAO-DUR: I fail to understand the reference, though I doubt your explanation would prove worthwhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Gegorran on Onderon. He's the merchant who has a guard standing right next to him--he obviously hates being oppressed, but pretends not to mind. I don't know why, but I just found the conversation with him highly amusing; the voice actor did a good job on his VO. Soldier: Watch it, Geg. The captain already has enough complaints about you. Geg: No need to alarmed, my foreign friend! Pay this soldier no heed! P-Pretend he isn't there. Exile: So you're happy about this then? Geg: Of course! Soldiers are only doing their job! Even if it puts me out of business, I am happy! Ha ha. Even if I am forced to live off scraps in the street, I am so happy to do my part! Long live General Vaklu!!! (strangled voice) Exile: What can you tell me about Iziz? Geg: Oh, everything's great here! We're all very happy! So very happy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCarter426 Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Oh, that guy was hillarious. Especially funny if you lie to him: GEG Please tell me you are an off-worlder... You came from the space port, right? EXILE [Lie] No, I live in Iziz. Why did you think I was an off-worlder? GEG You are? Wait... This is not so. You think to make a joke on Gegorran. Haha. But this is good news! You have a starport visa, right? I can only sell my best weapons if you have that. These soldiers ensure that I don't forget these formalities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD-Rom Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 HK: I mean, how would you like to be the wholly-owned servant to an organic meatbag? It's demeaning! If, uh, you weren't one yourself, I mean... PC: Demeaning, is it? HK: Err... perhaps I did not mean it "quite" like that, master. I mean... while an artificial lifeform is superior... PC: You're not making this any better! HK: I mean, nice human, goo-oood human... Edit: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TKA-001 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Shem, i don't appreciate you putting that in my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Shem, i don't appreciate you putting that in my head. Is it wrong I found that picture funny? Should I be disturbed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCarter426 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Visas' line is the best. Nice one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marius Fett Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Is it just me, or is Kreia looking at Attons butt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Visas' line is the best. Nice one! Her's and Canderous's. Should have put a crass line in for HK-47, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCarter426 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Or at least a "My photoreceptors! My photoreceptors!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/2567/attoncaughtyv7.jpg *Takes Shem's DLG Editor away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 After I did that shot of Atton, I did think I may want to include HK-47 and after reading what some of you said, I went ahead and did it; so here is a revised version that not only includes HK-47, but G0-T0 as well. I also revised some of the dialogue from Atton, Mical, and Bao-Dur. If this is the final draft, I will post the 1024x768 version on FileFront in the near future. Oh, if anybody wants a better understanding of what Mira is saying, watch this video. Or at least a "My photoreceptors! My photoreceptors!" Not a bad idea Carter, but if memory serves me right, that was said by an HK-50 unit. I decided to go with a more calm response from HK-47 instead. *Takes Shem's DLG Editor away*Reinstalls it. *Takes Shems computer away and replaces it with a Wii* -RH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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