WTF of all time

[edlib]

http://www.twincities.com/mld/pioneerpress/news/local/15447475.htm

 

OK... I've heard of some wild, sick ****... but this one takes the cake for me.

 

Jeez guys... have some standards fer cryin'outloud, will ya?!??

 

 

Now... just where the hell is that vomit smiley??? Seems apropos.

[Lightsaberboy]

At least they're smart enough to use protection! Who knows what could've been in those bodies after all that time.

 

 

 

.....

 

 

>_>

 

yea...they should seek help.

[CapNColostomy]

That reminds me of a joke.

 

Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing, she killed herself.

 

After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing, they bury her.

 

After yet another week, they're so ashamed of what they're doing, they dug her up again.

[Ratmjedi]

That's some sick $hit. I don't know how anyone in there right mind could even think of doing that. Couldn't they just go get a hooker or something if they needed it that bad.

 

[jon_hill987]

In different schools that teach you about bizarre behavior, necrophilia is one of those things that you hear about

 

Really? they teach you that in school?

 

Anyway that is some sick s***, I wonder if any of the AoL search logs were from that lot...

[Pie™]

That reminds me of a joke.

 

Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing, she killed herself.

 

After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing, they bury her.

 

After yet another week, they're so ashamed of what they're doing, they dug her up again.

I lol'd.

[BongoBob]

Wow...commence projectile vomiting now o.0

[Jeff]

... WTF? is right.

[Rogue15]

thats kinda funny if ya think about it.

[narfblat]

Really? they teach you that in school?

cop school. They have to prepare you for anything.

[Pho3nix]

Not a big WTF though, nothing new with necrophilia Let's say if there was animals involved, then it would be disturbing...

[Curt-Man]

Oh Capn' you funny guy you. Thats messed, just hire a prostitute if you want sex that bad.

[Dagobahn Eagle]

Think about the people who loved and miss the dead women. Then there's nothing funny about it.

 

Gawd, would I want to kill whoever raped a dead friend of mine.

 

But Holy s**t, they must have some serious girl problems to sink so low...

[Commander Obi-Wan]

Yeah...that is just not right.

[Writer]

... disturbing is an understatement...

[BongoBob]

Well they didn't succeed...did they?

[St. Jimmy]

Which just goes to show they're sick AND stupid.

[MTV2]

Last year, i heard of this guy that would kill woman and then have sex with them then dump 'em somewhere. I thought hookers prevented this stuff from happening.

[Lightsaberboy]

But those cost money.

[edlib]

In that particular case I'm sure the act of killing was more the point than the sex.

[Joetheeskimo]

 

...That the one?

 

I do believe this thread deserves the title "WTF of All Time", and it will never be de-throned.

 

Gawd, would I want to kill whoever raped a dead friend of mine.

 

Yeah; I already consider rape among the worst crimes committable, but this.... is simply beyond description.

[edlib]

...That the one?

You got it! Thanks!

 

I typically only use a tiny amount of smileys in my posts... and I hate to have to open that window to look thru the list of the dozens we have for the others I don't use as often. (Like I just did to find the "Thumbs Up" one I just used.)

 

That should be a pretty easy one to remember tho... "barf"...

[milo]

Nasty. Wouldn't the body have already started decomposing? Who wants to have sex with a bloated, rotting corpse?

[edlib]

Most likely. It was also one that had been killed in a motorcycle accident.

 

You can use your imagination to do the math on that one... mine kinda refuses to go there.

[Nalukai]

the inmates are gonna absolutely adore them... live ammunition FTW........