BongoBob Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Mine would have to be when my cousin had me play drums for him and his friend at my cousins graduation a couple years ago. It was the last song, which was a slow song, and about 20 seconds near the end, the stick fell out of my hand. I was so bored, I dropped the mother f***er. Needless to say, I was mocked for a while after. Come on now, share your most embarassing s***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Probably when I screwed up my computer when I tried to set a custom bootup screen, and I had to reformat. Yeah, live and learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 It happened a while back. I had a bad case of diarrhea, and was in an assembly room with a few hundred people. 'Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted November 13, 2006 Author Share Posted November 13, 2006 Yikes : | Was there video footage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 It happened a while back. I had a bad case of diarrhea, and was in an assembly room with a few hundred people. 'Nuff said. I can never look at you in the same way again... Although, mine is probably when i got locked out of my house in nothing but my boxers. Being in a village, it would be alright. But, my house was the host for a party 1/2 hour later. It took alot of explaining why i was locked out almost starkers. After many attempts from the girls to strip me of my final bit of dignity, i managed to persuade one of the lads to climb up through one of the windows and open up from the inside... It was rather amusing at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Well be glad that you didn't also have a case of diarrhea like devon. Strangely, so am i... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_hill987 Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Although, mine is probably when i got locked out of my house in nothing but my boxers. Being in a village, it would be alright. But, my house was the host for a party 1/2 hour later. It took alot of explaining why i was locked out almost starkers. After many attempts from the girls to strip me of my final bit of dignity, i managed to persuade one of the lads to climb up through one of the windows and open up from the inside... It was rather amusing at the time. Can I ask why you didn't climb to the window in the half hour you had? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 i WAS WEARING BOXERS AND NO SHOES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinny Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 So? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jebbers Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 mine story deserves a picture. I got stuck in a hole meant for a telephone pole. So the hole had a 2 foot diameter. I was about 9 at the time. My dad was diggin it for a deer skinning pole. I thought i could hide in it like a trench. This time I was about 7. My dad was building a new front porch and he took the old one off. He yelled really loud in the house "Don't use the front door. There are no steps." I said "Ok." 10 minutes pass and I go out the front door. BAM! Fell 4 feet to the gravel driveway. Funny now, wasn't then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 I really can't think of one specific example I've done a lot of asinine ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alegis Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 A sort of piano concert last year. I totally blacked out and failed miserably. Slipping fingers and had to regain concentration. Afterwards audiance was silent except for one friend, who applauded while 'ROFL'ing. Oh but now I do look back and laugh. And see that I don't repeat that mistake this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWally Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Well. One time, at a JV camp a few years back... I was on the wrong end of a bet, and in front of about a hundred people I'd say, I had to eat a brown, 2 week old banana by it being forced down my throat through some girl's stocking. Picture: I have no idea why I'm embarrassing myself even more by linking to the picture here. Oh, the memories... *shudder* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Was there video footage? I don't think anyone would have bothered filming a bunch of 6-10 year olds... No, there were no visuals. Only sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted November 14, 2006 Author Share Posted November 14, 2006 Thank you for that picture wally. Made it a thousand times better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 It was my freshman year of high school I think... freshman or sophomore. Anyway, I was on the tennis team, and we were at the regional meet, and my teammate totally depantsed me. Totally. Boxers and all. Right in front of a group of parent spectators. I just kinda stood there for a minute, looked around at everyone staring at my exposed self, pulled up my shorts and finished the match. The next year I had people recognize me as 'that guy'. It was pretty fantastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 The next year I had people recognize me as 'that guy'. It was pretty fantastic They probably had never seen a specimen of infinitesimaldickus before, so the scenario was well ingrained within their head. As for me, I don't remember having a really embarrassing moment. Not that I never had one, good lord no, I just have a really ****ty memory about that short of stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coupes. Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 As for me, I don't remember having a really embarrassing moment. Not that I never had one, good lord no, I just have a really selective memory about that short of stuff. Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabish Bini Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 The time I was running a 200m sprint, and I was just behind 2nd, and I could've won, but I had to go to the toilet to chuck coz of sumthing I ate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted November 14, 2006 Author Share Posted November 14, 2006 That would have been a yearbook picture right there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I was trying to impress some chicks at how well I could ride my bike. So while I was looking at them I kinda didn't realize I was headed right for a tree. yep, I smashed right into it, I went flying, hit my head, the bike was fine though. The girls were super hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWally Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 The girls were super hot. Well, that's all that matters then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
narfblat Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Emperor Devon, I'm surprised your nemesis hasn't tried to blackmail you with that info yet. I'm afraid I also have a selective memory. You'll get no embarassing moment from me. *runs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Come to think of it I'm still pissed about my 8th yearbook picture. I had it retaken, it was in plenty of time, but no, they had to go and print the bad one with me looking down and my eyes of balance. It was retarded looking to say the least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaraPeters Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Was in 1993, when I was a senior in high school and in a play called "Murder Takes the Veil". I was playing Mother Superior Theodore, head of a convent, and it was a murder mystery. I'd say there were probably at least a hundred people in the audience. My character was having a conversation with a character named Jarvis, and then another nun was supposed to come in and engage us both in conversation. Thing is... she missed her cue and was apparently wandering around backstage and having a chat with someone else. So, here we are in the middle of a play with a fairly big audience, and when it comes time for her to come on... she doesn't. "Jarvis" and I look at each with that look of frantic horror that says, "What do we do now?" Fortunately he was a smart guy, and so after a long moment of silence during which everyone probably thought one of us couldn't remember our lines, we began to make stuff up. He said, "How's life in the convent? Do you like it here?" And I was half-panicked out of my mind, so I replied stupidly, "I don't know, Jarvis! I just don't know!" After the act was over, the director, who had been in the audience, was laughing uproariously at the blather we had made up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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