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Diego Varen

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Just a tempter for ED. It was something we 'discussed' in our PMs. Little Man thinks he can best me :xp:

 

Hotel Asylum (Done by Jae and Devon, some parts obviously by her. :xp: )

 

On a dark desert planet, sandstorms in my face,

Uncle Ben says he needs me, can't get outta this place.

Up ahead in the distance, I saw a saber of light

My head grew fuzzy and my sight grew dim

Then I stopped in fright

There she stood in the doorway;

I heard the lockdown bell

And I was thinking to myself,

’she thinks it's heaven, but I know it's hell’

Then she chained the door and she showed me the way

There were voices in the sewers,

I thought I heard them say...

 

Welcome to the hotel asylum

Such a lovely place

We have a 40-year face

Plenty of rooms at the hotel asylum

Any time of year, JM'll be committed here

 

Her mind is truly twisted, lots of crazies she tends

She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls "VERY good friends"

They're catatonic at the computers, sweet Orlando sweat.

Some play Kotor to remember, she wants her hubby to forget

 

So I called up the fruitcake,

’please bring me my clozapine’

She said, ’we've had that drug here since nineteen eighty nine’

And still Devon's darkside is calling from far away,

Wake you up in the middle of the night

Just to hear them say...

 

Welcome to the hotel asylum

Such a lovely place

We have a 40-year face

They're livin’ it up at the hotel asylum

What a nice surprise, we've got lots of guys

 

Cushions on the ceiling,

Pink thorazine on ice

And she said ’we are all just lunatics here, of my own device’

And in RJM’s sewer,

We went to view that beast

His mind was miles in the gutter,

Far away from me at least

 

Last thing I remember, I was

Running for the door

I had to find the passage back

To the sanity I had before

’relax,’ said the fruitcake,

We are programmed to receive.

You can checkout any time you like,

But you'll never truly leave!

 

Happy b-day! :bday2:

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Heh, the singer of that song is also supposed to be JediMaster12, just to clarify. :D

 

Edit: And a spoof on Hotel California by the Eagles. Jimbo did the first 2 lines, and I got the idea from a comment Darth InSidious said, though he may not want to associate himself with this in any capacity. :xp:

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