Negative Sun Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 Where are the protesters when you need them? This is a clear cut case of car abuse!!! Poor things, he's not even remotely good looking either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 Technically, you can't have sex with an inanimate object, so therefore, you can't commit adultery with it. Obviously you've never tried. BTW I fixed your spelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Sun Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 How exactly does one have sex with an automobile? My fiancée was just wondering the same thing, more importantly: how does a woman have sex with a car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbieZ Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 Gearstick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Sun Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 Ouch! Especially if it's one of those customized gearsticks that has like Hello Kitty on them or something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titanius Anglesmith Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 My fiancée was just wondering the same thing, more importantly: how does a woman have sex with a car? Maybe the exhaust pipe can work both ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 How exactly does one have sex with an automobile? Get on AIM I have pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Get on AIM I have pics. Somehow this doesn't surprise me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Hmm... how can one technically have sex with an inanimate object anyways? Otherwise, the bloke is just TMI!!, and the car is one big sex toy! Oops, sorry Jae, wasn't thinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 OK, I'm finding this entire subject just as amusing as anyone else (and the image of the fire department having to rescue him from the tailpipe is particularly amusing), however, be discreet, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Maybe the exhaust pipe can work both ways. How about the gear shift lever? I mean in manual models. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 So is No2 like, Viagra? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbieZ Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 I'm pretty sure the upholstry also has all the folds and gaps he could dream of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Well, there are people who are aroused by anything from balloons to sticky messy food to cakes... But yeah, A male would find it difficult to enjoy any hetero pleasure with a vehicle, especially in a safe way that does not result in loss/purnt of some bodyparts. BTW, HELLO KITTY, as we know it, does produce adult toys. For more info abut things like Hello Kitty and gearsticks, ask on a good imageboard like 8chan or failchan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Baby Got Bumper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Sun Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 I'm pretty sure the upholstry also has all the folds and gaps he could dream of. lmao! That went into my mind a bit too graphically... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Oh God, my brain! My fragile brain! Why do I keep subjecting myself to the replies in this thread?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 And if you've got a good sub... it'd be like switching your phone to vibrate.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Geez, people, you and your cheap thrills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Nice to be back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Whilst im sure this is a recognised condition. As anyone who has ever lived in the UK will know, "The Sun" prints dogsh!t. On it's website, in it's newspaper and id bet the editors eat it too. 2 points to be made: They have a vocabulary of approx 100 words, BUT they have, by far, the best page 3 models out of all the dailies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Jeez TSR, you keep coming and leaving. Come and stay awhile won't you? Mah apologies for my rather ''graphic'' post Jae. This thread was getting old anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 That's all I have to say about the car guy and the snake woman. S!ck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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