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What's wrong with Wisconsin? It's the land of cheese! Though it's not the part of Iowa where I live. I live relatively close to LeMars, Iowa which is the ice cream capital of the world.

Well, it's filled with old people. Seriously, the other night, everyone was asleep at 9, no lie.

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Omelette du fromage?

THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!

THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!

THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!

THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!

THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!

THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!

THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!

THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!

THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!

THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!

THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!

THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!

THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!

THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!

THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!

THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!

THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!

THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!

THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!

THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!

THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!

THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!

THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!

THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!

 

...Dexter's a cookie!

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I would have to disagree, in fact, the only thing I see when looking at this picture is the slightlyamusingbutnotreally way that I could photoshop it so it read Chef Boyardeedeedee.

 

Now guess how many pictures of handcuffs I got saved on my computer.

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god damnit no

 

CHEEZ: RON HAS SEX WITH HERMIONE BUT THE CONDOM BREAKS AND SHE GETS PREGNANT AND THEN RON FINDS OUT HERMIONE IS ACTUALLY HIS SISTER AND THE SEX WAS SO BAD SHE DECIDES SHE'S A LESBIAN SO THEY HAVE TO GO ASK VOLDEMORT TO GIVE HER AN ABORTION BECAUSE THERE ARE NO ABORTION DOCTORS AT HOGWARTS SO THEY SUMMON HIM WHILE MALFOY HAS GAY SEX WITH HARRY FOR SOME REASON, IT JUST HAPPENS IN EVERY ****TY FANFICTION DEAL WITH IT OK.

SNAPE DOES SOMETHING STUPID AND OBNOXIOUS. WHY ARE THERE FANS OF SNAPE. THE WHOLE POINT OF HIM BEING THERE IS AN UGLY JERK. THE BOOKS PRETTY MUCH CALL HIM THAT. IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. STUPID FANGIRLS.

SO THEN WHEN HARRY POTTER IS DONE GETTING HIS SEX 2X MALFOY SAYS HE HAS AIDS

VOLDEMORT SEES HARRY AND MALFOY HAVING SEX AND HES JEALOUS BUT IT UPSETS HIM SO BAD HE KILLS HIMSELF

SO DOES HARRY, BECAUSE HE HAS AIDS.

RON AND HERMIONE NEVER GET THE ABORTION AND HAVE A 4-HEADED BABY WITH MEGA DOWNS SYNDROME. THEY THROW IT ON THE TRAIN TRACKS AND NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN

MASHI: I'd totally read that.

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RON HAS SEX WITH HERMIONE BUT THE CONDOM BREAKS AND SHE GETS PREGNANT AND THEN RON FINDS OUT HERMIONE IS ACTUALLY HIS SISTER AND THE SEX WAS SO BAD SHE DECIDES SHE'S A LESBIAN SO THEY HAVE TO GO ASK VOLDEMORT TO GIVE HER AN ABORTION BECAUSE THERE ARE NO ABORTION DOCTORS AT HOGWARTS SO THEY SUMMON HIM WHILE MALFOY HAS GAY SEX WITH HARRY FOR SOME REASON, IT JUST HAPPENS IN EVERY ****TY FANFICTION DEAL WITH IT OK.

SNAPE DOES SOMETHING STUPID AND OBNOXIOUS. WHY ARE THERE FANS OF SNAPE. THE WHOLE POINT OF HIM BEING THERE IS AN UGLY JERK. THE BOOKS PRETTY MUCH CALL HIM THAT. IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. STUPID FANGIRLS.

SO THEN WHEN HARRY POTTER IS DONE GETTING HIS SEX 2X MALFOY SAYS HE HAS AIDS

VOLDEMORT SEES HARRY AND MALFOY HAVING SEX AND HES JEALOUS BUT IT UPSETS HIM SO BAD HE KILLS HIMSELF

SO DOES HARRY, BECAUSE HE HAS AIDS.

RON AND HERMIONE NEVER GET THE ABORTION AND HAVE A 4-HEADED BABY WITH MEGA DOWNS SYNDROME. THEY THROW IT ON THE TRAIN TRACKS AND NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN

 

I knew it!

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god damnit no

 

CHEEZ: RON HAS SEX WITH HERMIONE BUT THE CONDOM BREAKS AND SHE GETS PREGNANT AND THEN RON FINDS OUT HERMIONE IS ACTUALLY HIS SISTER AND THE SEX WAS SO BAD SHE DECIDES SHE'S A LESBIAN SO THEY HAVE TO GO ASK VOLDEMORT TO GIVE HER AN ABORTION BECAUSE THERE ARE NO ABORTION DOCTORS AT HOGWARTS SO THEY SUMMON HIM WHILE MALFOY HAS GAY SEX WITH HARRY FOR SOME REASON, IT JUST HAPPENS IN EVERY ****TY FANFICTION DEAL WITH IT OK.

SNAPE DOES SOMETHING STUPID AND OBNOXIOUS. WHY ARE THERE FANS OF SNAPE. THE WHOLE POINT OF HIM BEING THERE IS AN UGLY JERK. THE BOOKS PRETTY MUCH CALL HIM THAT. IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. STUPID FANGIRLS.

SO THEN WHEN HARRY POTTER IS DONE GETTING HIS SEX 2X MALFOY SAYS HE HAS AIDS

VOLDEMORT SEES HARRY AND MALFOY HAVING SEX AND HES JEALOUS BUT IT UPSETS HIM SO BAD HE KILLS HIMSELF

SO DOES HARRY, BECAUSE HE HAS AIDS.

RON AND HERMIONE NEVER GET THE ABORTION AND HAVE A 4-HEADED BABY WITH MEGA DOWNS SYNDROME. THEY THROW IT ON THE TRAIN TRACKS AND NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN

MASHI: I'd totally read that.

What happens to Neville? He's an important character as the one who could've been. And what happens to the remaining Weasly Family, or Bill and Fleur's Wedding. And what about the question of Snape's true loyalty. What happens to Hogwarts after the battle that occured against the Death Eaters. We also have the true identity of R.A.B as well. And what of Voldemort's remaining Horcruxes like Salazar's Locket, Hufflepufff's cup, or Nagini the snake. And we should also mention Wormtail's life dept to Harry as that hasn't been resolved either. Rowling has also said that how Harry's eyes are like his mother's also has some importance. There are many more unresolved plot elements that are left unchecked. Cheez, your description doesn't seem to resolve even the tiniest bit of plot, leading me to believe you are wrong.

 

Wikipedia, it kicks ass.

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