BongoBob Posted June 21, 2007 Posted June 21, 2007 Happy 17th man! Only one more year til you can legally buy your own porn instead of making others get it/pretending you're 18 on a website
Boba Rhett Posted June 21, 2007 Posted June 21, 2007 Happy Birthday, dude! Boy, I dunno if I ever told you but I got your video card all straightened out with that new psu. Smooth sailing!
Pie™ Posted June 21, 2007 Posted June 21, 2007 pretending you're 18 on a website You mean we can actually do that? :-O Have a good one, TiE.
Pho3nix Posted June 21, 2007 Posted June 21, 2007 17? Meh. That's just one useless year before you turn 18.
Mike Windu Posted June 21, 2007 Posted June 21, 2007 pretending you're 18 on a website 21 for some principalities/localities. Happy Birthday TiE.
Ray Jones Posted June 21, 2007 Posted June 21, 2007 17 is pretty cool, considering that you will be adult for like the rest of your life (read: long enough to discover how boring porn will become before you even hit the 20). Like Mr. Rhett here, he cries himself to sleep every night, he's like 78+ now, and has to watch the young ladies go by and giggle at him playing with his "killer elves", not to mention there wouldn't happen much any more anyway. Stay young! XD
Lorden Darkblade Posted June 21, 2007 Posted June 21, 2007 21 for some principalities/localities. Happy Birthday TiE. Woohoo I'm lucky, in here we can drink, drive and do all that at 18 already lol And I'm 20 XD Happy birthday TiE!! I hope you're inviting us for the party and all cuz I already got my plane ticket, I should be there around 6-7pm
Jeff Posted June 21, 2007 Posted June 21, 2007 Happy Birthday man. 17's a good year, you should enjoy it.
Commander Obi-Wan Posted June 21, 2007 Posted June 21, 2007 Now, you can legally buy rated M games. Though, I don't think that stops any of us from buying them any way. Happy Birthday, TiE!
ChAiNz.2da Posted June 21, 2007 Posted June 21, 2007 17?! Maaaan.. I have nose hairs older than you Merry Escape from the Womb Anniversary!
milo Posted June 21, 2007 Posted June 21, 2007 I honestly liked my 17th birthday more than my 18th one, mostly 'cause of what Ray said. No more bitches at Wal-mart telling you "SIR YOU NEED TO BE 17 TO BUY THIS."
Pho3nix Posted June 21, 2007 Posted June 21, 2007 I honestly liked my 17th birthday more than my 18th one, mostly 'cause of what Ray said. No more bitches at Wal-mart telling you "SIR YOU NEED TO BE 17 TO BUY THIS." Woot? What things can't you buy if you're under 17 in the U.S?
milo Posted June 22, 2007 Posted June 22, 2007 Woot? What things can't you buy if you're under 17 in the U.S? Rated R movies and rated M games. One trick I noticed is that if you're going to buy something that required ID; like an R rated film or a M rated game; is to go a day or two without shaving in order to look older. I just went about 5 days without shaving and I looked significantly older. Never worked for me :/
Boba Rhett Posted June 22, 2007 Posted June 22, 2007 I just went about 5 days without shaving and I looked significantly older. I could have sworn that I forbid you to do that. You start looking hoboish. Not the good kind* of hobo either. Yes, there's a good kind*. * = non stabbing
TiE23 Posted June 22, 2007 Posted June 22, 2007 Happy 17th man! Only one more year til you can legally buy your own porn instead of making others get it/pretending you're 18 on a website Been doing that since 2005, baby. :V Happy Birthday, dude! Boy, I dunno if I ever told you but I got your video card all straightened out with that new psu. Smooth sailing! Actually, I was wondering about that- it's only been like, a bunch of months since then. NO BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR YOU! *Delivers murder unto Dath Maximus' soul* Happy b-day! If you where where I am I'd take you to this one street downtown that has everything and I mean it. It has a couple small shops, 2 theaters, bars, sports bars, bars & grills, an adult book store, and hookers. But you're not here so there. But happy birthday anyways. Street you live on? No thanks, don't want herpes. Happy 17th! Are you graduating soon then? I'm a senior next year, but I'm close enough, yah. Like Mr. Rhett here, he cries himself to sleep every night, he's like 78+ now, and has to watch the young ladies go by and giggle at him playing with his "killer elves", not to mention there wouldn't happen much any more anyway. Stay young! XD Sounds like a horrible existence. Happy birthday TiE!! I hope you're inviting us for the party and all cuz I already got my plane ticket, I should be there around 6-7pm Cool, now I can quiz you in American slang in person. :V Happy Birthday man. 17's a good year, you should enjoy it. Yay, I can finally get M Rated games - only had to wait 9 years to get them 'legally' - Also from your AV - Finally got around to watching the last 3 episodes of Haruhi - crazy stuff being able to will things into existence and being impossible to know about it - Reminds me of an argument against creationism I heard... how the entire universe technically could have been created yesterday with our memorys implanted in our heads for all we knew, pointing out it's possible absurdity. Now, you can legally buy rated M games. Though, I don't think that stops any of us from buying them any way. Happy Birthday, TiE! Tru dat, dawg. Been playing da M's since '98. 17?! Maaaan.. I have nose hairs older than you Merry Escape from the Womb Anniversary! Actually, as my mom reminded me, I was taken out forcibly two weeks early because they figured I was done anyway. (C-Section, yeah baby!) I honestly liked my 17th birthday more than my 18th one, mostly 'cause of what Ray said. No more bitches at Wal-mart telling you "SIR YOU NEED TO BE 17 TO BUY THIS." Just say "Bitch, you need an IQ lower than 17 to work here!" I could have sworn that I forbid you to do that. You start looking hoboish. Not the good kind* of hobo either. Yes, there's a good kind*. * = non stabbing That's discriminatory Rhett... ------- Anyway, glad to see a bunch of you giving props to an 'oldie'.
IG-64 Posted June 22, 2007 Posted June 22, 2007 Just say "Bitch, you need an IQ lower than 17 to work here!" ... I work at Wal-Mart.
Sabretooth Posted June 22, 2007 Posted June 22, 2007 Happy Birthday, ya old coot. Can't believe I almost forgot!
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