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Baby Girl Born Shockingly Drunk


Shem

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What a way to be born... There are so many parents who are such idiots...

For example:

My art teacher once told me the story of one of her students. He was born from a Crack Addict (put into foster) and has tighter muscles and such because of it.

Moral of Baby story:

Don't give birth to your baby the same way you got pregnant; drunk

Moral of Crack Story:

Don't do drugs! They make your kids tight! (Errmmm..)

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Wow, the baby lived. That is a surprise. Will probably, like Jae said, have developing problems.

 

Welcome to life little girl! Chances are fair in saying you'll be getting plastered in about 15-18 years and most likely on at least 1 drug. You just get the opportunity to start early.

 

Aunts smoked every day of their pregnancy. I'd like to say this drunk baby business is a surprise, but really its just every day news in everyday life. Kids are out getting drunk off their face as we speak, and hospitals are getting alcohol poisoning patients every minute of the day. A baby popping out drunk is just getting an early start on things.

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