REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 *Red comes in from a hard days work* Hmmm a bunch of nerds pounding away at their TI calcs... *sits down* *eats nerd's pizza* *leaves as they argue over decimal places* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 The only math I know is this: Math ≠ Fun i r geenyuz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 My favorite geometric proof: Dirt is brown. Chocolate is brown. Dirt has no calories, Therefore Chocolate has no calories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 The only way I've ever solved Geometric proofs is like this: Prove that this triangle is an isosceles triangle. Given: Triangle ABC To Prove: Triangle ABC is an isosceles triangle Supposition: Let us suppose that the triangle is an isosceles triangle. Therefore, Triangle ABC is an isosceles triangle. Hence proved. J/K Give me some easies and I'll beat you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pho3nix Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 Math for fun? such a thing doesn't exist ! At least I have an excuse to hate math. I have Dyscalculia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamqd Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 Now get off your ass and do some Math, Math Math Math Math Math...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MdKnightR Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 OMG!!! I thought this post was titled "Meth for Fun Thread" My bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 You Libertarian you, MdKnightR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 OMG!!! I thought this post was titled "Meth for Fun Thread" My bad! Nope, You don't get high on Math I hope. As for the answer. Why? Its obviously a Blender! Make them all into a pizza milkshake and serve. Now ther is no crust, problem solved. Now, trying to forcefed the guys would require extra material like ductapes and shovels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 I forgot all my math tasks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 Rules: Present a math problem, or better yet, a story problem that you have already worked out yourself and see if others can solve it. Show your work when presenting an answer. Black magic earns no honor. Am I allowed to post my homewerqz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MdKnightR Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 You Libertarian you, MdKnightR. You don't have to be a Libertarian to have a sense of humor. Oh, wait, maybe you do...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 Integrating acceleration through time gives us velocity. For a constant acceleration: dV/dt = a ∫ dV/dt = ∫ a ∫ dV = ∫ a dt V = at+ Vo I gave up integrated physics for Lent. I need to find a good optics one for you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 I need to find a good optics one for you all. Will there be ray diagrams? I used to have nightmares of ASCII ray diagrams attacking me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 You do that and so help me I'll post superpositioned circuitry and demand Thévenin Equivalency calculations. And if that's not bad enough I'll whip out some AC circuits and only provide information in polar coordinates. ... ... Oh God, I'm having Intro to AC Circuitry flashbacks! *falls to the floor and begins foaming at the mouth* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 A Ray diagram will hardly fit onto a A4 paper sheet though. Yesterday night I also found my old math and physics stuff. Now I'm diggin' through it for the nasty stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted October 25, 2007 Share Posted October 25, 2007 Coincidentially, I have a maths exam today. I'll dig up something unusual from my textbook, but if anyone has anything - feel free to post! EDIT: Actually, I think I'll get you guys a toughie from my exam paper instead. Wait till about 8 hours from now. Somebody keep 'em busy till then! EDIT 2: The paper kicked my ass so bad, I'm going to pass. Open for all, guys - someone post a question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 I hate that smilie. I remember when I first joined there was someone with like nine of those in his sig and I hated him for it. Please quantify my anger and calculate the limit of my anger as the number of 's approaches infinite. Now, jmac, you know not to present R-Type, Level 0 societies with problems requiring a knowledge of basic Improbability Physics. In any case, the answer is 2^461,842,921:1 against and rising. You want a hard question? Transliterate and translate: And no cheating with dictionaries, lexicons, or sign-lists! I want a purely mathematically worked out answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 My scorpion-umbrella tried solve geometric problems, like similarity in triangles, or construction of stairs in a compact horizontal space. I saw this and laughed. As I looked outside the control tower, I noticed an elongated baseball mitten attempting to grasp the Xbox 360 logo. As you'd guess, the Huge Bird was not impressed. Flying the blank flag high above, I raised my nuclear device and a smile spread on my face. But someone took a chainsaw and chopped my leg off. They threw it in a large ditch, where the Xbox 360 logo had rolled in. I noticed that a surreal outgrowth was sticking out of the snake defeated by a slug. I ignited my lightsaber, in the vicinity of a rock, a compact water tank and the snake from the Snakes game. Cow and Crane were not impressed. So I just chopped the Cow's head off and mounted it on a wall between my indoor football goal posts. With an eyepatch on my right eye, I still laughed. That is when the Catholics marched in. Picking up my bleeding, severed leg, I raised the Ankh and retreated to my dome. Once there, I chopped off the flag with my machete. The eagle went like "WTF?" There were pieces of modern art inside. This frustrated me. I took the machete, and wrapped my eyepatch around it. I placed into the magic replicating pan. w00t! Double Machetes! It's from an old Egyptian novel I've read. It has lots of violence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcesious Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 somebody needs help cheating on hsi math homework?! lawlz! i never really liked math... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 The only problem in this thread I could solve was the 55mph one. And I think I have to take a couple more credits in mathematics for the bachelors program. I'm gonna get crushed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 *looks at thread* *Looks at rest of world* *laughs* My head asploded All right, the answer to any and all math problems is this: 0/0=OH SHI-! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 *looks at thread* *Looks at rest of world* *laughs* My head asploded All right, the answer to any and all math problems is this: 0/0=OH SHI-! no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnseyy Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 This thread has made me realise just how much of a failure I was at maths. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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