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BREAKING NEWS!!!

 

 

It has just been revealed that director Gore Verbinski has decided not to do the fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie but instead, make a BIOSHOCK MOVIE.

 

Let us ponder this news for a moment. We shall soon be seeing a heavily funded and well produced movie with these guys in it.

 

Proceed to soil your pants and discuss.

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I'm not sure what to think about a Bioshock movie, because the track record of movies based on video games is not that great.

 

I am happy with the decision to not produce another PotC movie, however. Three was more than enough.

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I think if they produced a movie based on the idea, the creation and the demise of Rapture, then it could be a very interesting movie. However, if the movie is just going to be a recreation of the story of Jack then I'm not overly interested in it unless Jack is changed to Jackie and Keira Knightley plays the role.

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I have still not beaten BioShock, can't get the damn thing to run on my laptop but from what I have seen it looks like it'd make for a great movie, and it's good to see a proven director take on the project.

However, if the movie is just going to be a recreation of the story of Jack then I'm not overly interested in it unless Jack is changed to Jackie and Keira Knightley plays the role.
I wouldn't mind that. :D
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No arguments here.

 

The first PotC was tolerable, if barely, because it was more funny than stupid. In the second and third films the stupidity eclipsed the humor to such a degree that I couldn't sit through them.

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The first PotC was tolerable, if barely, because it was more funny than stupid. In the second and third films the stupidity eclipsed the humor to such a degree that I couldn't sit through them.

The originals always seem to be the best

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Haven't played Bioshock, but from the things I've seen and read, it indeed lends itself well for a movie. The POTC movies were only interesting for the Jack Sparrow moments, so I'm not mourning.

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dakota fanning as a little sister

 

 

yesssssssssss

I liked that movie where she got kidnapped by Mexicans and then Denzel went all ape**** and cut off people's fingers and shoved bob-ombs up people's rears.
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I'll believe it and be excited when I see it. Until then, it's another video game movie. Which automatically puts it in the negative.

 

dakota fanning as a little sister

 

yesssssssssss

 

She's too old now, maybe a few years ago.

 

Hopefully little sisters are little sisters, and the film makers don't pussy out and use older people.

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I liked that movie where she got kidnapped by Mexicans and then Denzel went all ape**** and cut off people's fingers and shoved bob-ombs up people's rears.

 

it's called man on fire and the denzel version is one of my favorite movies

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it's called man on fire and the denzel version is one of my favorite movies
ah yeah, that's the name, good movie
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It has just been revealed that director Gore Verbinski has decided not to do the fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie but instead, make a BIOSHOCK MOVIE.

 

Call me an old man, but I remember way back when games used to be based on movies.

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Did you know that in hostage situations throughout the 80s they would routinely superglue copies of the E.T. game into Ataris and chuck them into the buildings?

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^^^

:lol: I agree with the general consensus of the time that that particular game was bad.

 

BTW, Bioshock's like $20.00 now. Since I now have access to a computer that can play it, is it worth it?

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^^^

:lol: I agree with the general consensus of the time that that particular game was bad.

 

BTW, Bioshock's like $20.00 now. Since I now have access to a computer that can play it, is it worth it?

Yah.

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Terminator 2?

Rocky IV?

Lord of the Rings: The Two towers?

Star Wars Ep 5?

The originals aren't always the best

True, that.

 

@S&M: I'll take your word for it. :)

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Terminator 2?

Rocky IV?

Lord of the Rings: The Two towers?

Star Wars Ep 5?

The originals aren't always the best

Depends on the genre and who made them. ;) But yes, not all originals are the best.

 

Hard to explain but it falls into its own category....

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