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Lando Calrissian: "That was never a condition of our agreement, nor was giving Han to this bounty hunter!"

Darth Vader: "Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly?"

Lando Calrissian: "…No."

Darth Vader: "Good. It would be unfortunate if I had to leave a garrison here."

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No, it's all one word, like this:

 

"YOU'LLNOTTAKEHERFROMME!!!111!"

 

It wins the award for most cringeworthy line in the entire saga, IMO.

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No, it's all one word, like this:

 

"YOU'LLNOTTAKEHERFROMME!!!111!"

 

It wins the award for most cringeworthy line in the entire saga, IMO.

 

That one didn't bother me. The romance scene lines killed me. O_O

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"A new stormtrooper that can take out a rebel base that quickly? I shoulda kept working for the Empire." Katarn

 

"Advisement: Evisceration works well. Blunt trauma and electrocution also work well, I am lead to believe."

 

"Come on! On your feet, troopers!"

"What the...!" *wilhelm scream*

"How are we supposed to stand up to that?!" -stormtroopers in TFU

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That one didn't bother me. The romance scene lines killed me. O_O

 

OOOH!!! Those were horrible!!!!! I couldn't believe that George Lucas could even imagine butchering SW like he did.........

 

 

My Master would be furious if he knew I was doing this....

 

I wanted to Padme' to say back, "YOU JERK!!! YOU'RE IN NO WAY A JEDI!! STUPID IDIOT!!!

 

Then perhaps the film would've been better:D

 

Also, in Revenge of the Sith...

 

If you are not with me....then you are my enemy!

 

You almost expect Obi-Wan to say, "That took you awhile, didn't it?" :D

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OOOH!!! Those were horrible!!!!! I couldn't believe that George Lucas could even imagine butchering SW like he did.........

 

 

My Master would be furious if he knew I was doing this....

 

I wanted to Padme' to say back, "YOU JERK!!! YOU'RE IN NO WAY A JEDI!! STUPID IDIOT!!!

 

Then perhaps the film would've been better:D

 

Also, in Revenge of the Sith...

 

If you are not with me....then you are my enemy!

 

You almost expect Obi-Wan to say, "That took you awhile, didn't it?" :D

 

:lol:

 

I kept expecting Padme' to say, "So, umm--if Obi-wan would be furious...why are you doing it?" (:raise:)

 

But, alas, Padme' had no sense... (cries)

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"Damn it Griff! Whenever are you going to learn? How can my own flesh and blood be so stupid?" -Mission.

 

"I feel terrible." -Han, Empire strikes back

 

"You will find that most of the truths we choose to cling to depend greatly on our own point of view." -Obi wan

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"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering." -- Yoda

 

"Powerful you have become Dooku, the Dark Side I sense in you" -- Yoda

 

"Much to learn, you still have." -- Yoda

 

"The boy you trained, gone he is, consumed by Darth Vader." -- Yoda

 

Luke: "I'm looking for a great warrior."

Yoda: "Wars not make one great."

 

"Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future." -- Yoda

 

"Luke...Luke...Do not...Do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor, or suffer your father's fate, you will." -- Yoda

 

Obi-Wan: "Obi-Wan Kenobi...Obi-Wan...Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time...a long time."

Luke: "I think my uncle knows him. He said he was dead."

Obi-Wan: "Oh, he's not dead – at least, not yet."

Luke: "You know him?"

Obi-Wan: "Well, of course I know him! He's me!"

 

Obi-Wan - "You don't want to sell me death sticks"...

Drug Dealer "I don't want to sell you death sticks"...

Obi-Wan - "You want to go home and rethink your life"...

Drug Dealer "I'll go home and rethink me life

 

"The boy is dangerous. They all sense it; why can't you?" -- Obi-Wan to Qui-Gon

 

"Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?" -- Obi-Wan to Anakin

 

Obi-Wan: "If you spent as much time practicing your saber techniques as you did your wit, you'd rival Master Yoda as a swordsman."

Anakin: "I thought I already did."

Obi-Wan: "Only in your mind, my VERY young apprentice."

 

"Chancellor Palpatine, Sith Lords are our specialty." -- Obi-Wan

 

"Your anger and your lust for power have already done that. You have allowed this Dark Lord to twist your mind until now...until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy." -- Obi-Wan

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Chewie, take the professor into the back and plug him into the hyperdrive!

 

I don't have it with me.

 

'I take orders from just one person: me!'

'It's a wonder you're still alive.' ~leia

'No reward is worth this.'

 

"Why don't you use your divine influence and get us out of here."

 

'Never tell me the odds.'

 

'What a piece of junk!' ~luke

 

'They're gonna kill her!' ~luke

'Better her than me.'

 

Harrison Ford was really perfect for the role of Han. So apathetic...

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Quotes About Feelings:

 

 

Atton: "I have a bad feeling about this."

 

Obi-Wan: "I have a really bad feeling about this."

 

Anakin Skywalker: "I have a bad feeling about this."

 

C-3PO: "Artoo, I have a bad feeling about this."

 

Luke Skywalker: "I have a very bad feeling about this."

 

Han Solo: "I got a bad feeling about this."

 

Princess Leia: "I have a bad feeling about this."

 

 

 

 

If I didn't know better, I'd say these characters were psychic.

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Quotes About Feelings:

 

 

Atton: "I have a bad feeling about this."

 

Obi-Wan: "I have a really bad feeling about this."

 

Anakin Skywalker: "I have a bad feeling about this."

 

C-3PO: "Artoo, I have a bad feeling about this."

 

Luke Skywalker: "I have a very bad feeling about this."

 

Han Solo: "I got a bad feeling about this."

 

Princess Leia: "I have a bad feeling about this."

 

 

 

 

If I didn't know better, I'd say these characters were psychic.

 

They all copied Atton.

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