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A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning

rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found a

patient sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece ofaa

wood in half. A second patient was hanging from the

ceiling, by his feet.

 

The doctor asked the first patient what he was doing. The

patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of

wood in half?"

 

The doctor inquired of the first patient what the other

patient was doing. The first patient replied, "Oh. He's my

friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a light

bulb." The doctor looks up and notices the second

patient's face is going all red.

 

The doctor asks the first patient, "If he's your friend,

you should get him down from there before he hurts

himself." The first patient replies, "What? And work in

the dark?"

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Hey The_One, here are some intresting facts about you found a http://www.googlism.com

 

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I have opted to donate 200 points to Darth_Tyranus. He seems to want the points just as much as Sam Fisher. However, he seems to be in more need of points than Sam ;)

 

Enjoy the points!

 

And just so you don't think I've forgotten you Sam, next 100 points I get will be heading your way.

 

And they say the British are tight bastards...

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Originally posted by The_One

I have opted to donate 200 points to Darth_Tyranus. He seems to want the points just as much as Sam Fisher. However, he seems to be in more need of points than Sam ;)

 

Enjoy the points!

 

And just so you don't think I've forgotten you Sam, next 100 points I get will be heading your way.

 

And they say the British are tight bastards...

 

Thanks The_One, still can't get over you not laughing at my story, but thanks for the 200 points. Us British tight bastards, I think not we are possibly the kindest lot of them all, after all we founded the Welfare State.

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