Lunatic Jedi Posted March 14, 2003 Posted March 14, 2003 I know I do. I've long been developing a plot to conquer the earth so that I can begin repairing mankind and lead it into a new age of prosperity. Since I really take this seriously, I don't intend to reveal my plan, but do any of you have any neat plans you'd like to share?
Boba Rhett Posted March 14, 2003 Posted March 14, 2003 Not yet. I'm still working on my costume and that confounded weather machine.
Lunatic Jedi Posted March 14, 2003 Author Posted March 14, 2003 Costume? Bah. Trust me, nobody wants to see you in spandex.
BCanr2d2 Posted March 14, 2003 Posted March 14, 2003 It's something I try to do every night No, wait, that's Pinky and the Brain....!! How can you try to take over the world if the world doesn't exist, is it real, or only a figment of your imagination....
Lunatic Jedi Posted March 14, 2003 Author Posted March 14, 2003 Its real. That's the story I'm going with. Its real. Duh!
BigTeddyPaul Posted March 14, 2003 Posted March 14, 2003 Now that you mention it I NARF! What kind of thread is this? According to FF 10 you might be wrong about existance. I belive the key to the world lies within women. Hope that helps. BigTeddyPaul
Lunatic Jedi Posted March 14, 2003 Author Posted March 14, 2003 ... ... ... Buh? Well, I'm going to go dwell on that...
Boba Rhett Posted March 14, 2003 Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by BigTeddyPaul I belive the key to the world lies within women. You may be right about this. I promise you all one thing. I will not rest until I've inspected every nook and cranny to see if this is indeed correct.
RoguePhotonic Posted March 14, 2003 Posted March 14, 2003 Evolution is the key to world peace..generations will be born with new minds that cannot be brain washed and have no need to have money and power..... These types of minds are being born today...but their numbers are slim....that will change in time....
Ronin_Medjai Posted March 14, 2003 Posted March 14, 2003 I have already completed Phase I of Operation: Sigourney Weaver If any of you would like to become henchmen in my Evil organization Let me know. I get all my Supplies from VillainSupply. Just bought a new Secret Lair the other day a hollowed out volcanoe one. Had to threaten the government again to get the money for it. Check out Villain Supply for all your Evil Schems and Gadgets and other tools to conquer the world.
nova_wolf Posted March 14, 2003 Posted March 14, 2003 Ummm. onvce thought about slowly but surely building an army of bipedal battle exoframes and then using my cloeset firneds to pilot them with me into battle, but for peace keeping purposes.... I don't know - ruling the world just seems a major headache... Look how well people can handle their small sections of it...!
Boba Rhett Posted March 14, 2003 Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by RoguePhotonic These types of minds are being born today. Suuuuuure they are.
Darklighter Posted March 14, 2003 Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi Does anybody here have plans to take over the world? Since everyone thinks I'm a nice guy, I won't answer that question;)
dvader28 Posted March 14, 2003 Posted March 14, 2003 My plan for world domination starts next tuesday. Anyone who wants to get involved, be in the Nag's Head, Basingstoke before 8pm. Cheers.
Rebel_Spy Posted March 14, 2003 Posted March 14, 2003 yeah, me and Pinky have some plan for tomorrow night, ....Zorg! Narf!
SE_Vader_536 Posted March 14, 2003 Posted March 14, 2003 why should i tell you!? *cracks out whip* NO! you cant drag it out of me never! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
El Sitherino Posted March 14, 2003 Posted March 14, 2003 i do i have intricate drawings detailing my plan to overthrow every government and take EVERY asian women into my palace and rule the world. then you will all be my slaves. dont worry i wont be able to finance this plan for about 10 years so..... prepare for your doom!
Kstar__2 Posted March 14, 2003 Posted March 14, 2003 hmmmm, is there like a way i could team up with someone, because all my plans have failed....
Lost Welshman Posted March 14, 2003 Posted March 14, 2003 I have plans to take over the world, If I do end up to be immortal. I could just be invinsible. Well, I'm trying to keep quiet about it so dont tell! please!, thanks!
El Sitherino Posted March 14, 2003 Posted March 14, 2003 Originally posted by kstar__2 hmmmm, is there like a way i could team up with someone, because all my plans have failed.... ill take you in as my cheif artist. ill share some of the women with you. ( you can pick them out)
greedo626 Posted March 14, 2003 Posted March 14, 2003 well I can't really get my plans together. it started with taking over the world but then it was the universe, and I couldn't make up my mind wether to be a tyrantish overlord or something less sadistic. so my plans kinda fell through for taking over the world, but I think that would be a good place to start in my plan to take over the universe... if I'm not too lazy to do any of it...
swphreak Posted March 14, 2003 Posted March 14, 2003 plans? why would I need plans? i already own the word *thunder* Muwahahahahahaha Muwahahahahahahahaaaa MUWAHAHAHAHAaaaaa!" :devburn: :devburn: :devburn: :devburn:
Psyk0Sith Posted March 14, 2003 Posted March 14, 2003 Seeing all the crap that's going on today...i give it 5 or 10 years for a worldwide rebellion against the system. Well that's what id like to see. Good luck lunatic, let me know if you need any help. I'm sure the world is being taken over right now...we'll just have to wait and see. Primary suspect is Bill Gates...
Hellfire Jedi Posted March 14, 2003 Posted March 14, 2003 Amen. That mofo WILL dominate us all with his amount of money and CRAP software!!!
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