Boba Rhett Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Answer: 1493 --1 to change the light bulb and to post to the forum that the light bulb has been changed; --14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently; --7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs; --27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs; --53 to flame the spell checkers; --41 to correct spelling/grammar flames; --6 to argue over whether it`s "lightbulb" or "light bulb"; --another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive; --156 to write to the forum administrator about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this forum; --26 to sign out and post as guest; --74 to bash the guest posts; --109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this exchange to the litebulb forum; --203 to demand that cross posting to grammar, spelling and illumination forums about changing light bulbs be stopped --111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant --306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty --27 to post URL`s where one can see examples of different light bulbs --14 to post that the URL`s were posted incorrectly and the post the corrected URL`s --3 to post about links they found from the URL`s that are relevant to this forum which makes light bulbs relevant to this forum --33 to link all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers and then add "Me too" --12 to post to the forum that they are never coming back, because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy --19 to quote the "Me too`s" to say "Me three" --4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ --44 to ask what is "FAQ" --4 to say "didn`t we go through this already a short time ago on Usenet?" --143 to ask "what`s Usenet?" -1 to make a light bulb poll from the information gathered -34 to point out spelling and grammar mistakes in the poll, light bulb brands left out, comments on each of their votes, and other -9 to whine about the overabundance of light bulb topics -7 to whine "enough with the light bulb polls already!" even though it's the only one ______________________________________________ Ahahahahhaa.... ahahhahaha..... aha...... *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Lain Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rythe Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 That's Funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpTheHotrod Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 "--109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this exchange to the litebulb forum; " It's LIGHTbulb forum...not LITEbulb... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rythe Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 He should be aloud to make spelling mistakes, for he did a good job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datheus Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Rhett's writing a book: Rectum? It Nearly Killed Him! (And Other Useless But True Stories and Parodies) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rythe Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 I want a signed copy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Rythe I want a signed copy! Me too. "--33 to link all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers and then add 'Me too'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rythe Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 *In a wighning voice* I was i line first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 *In a whinier voice* Well I was in line second! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rythe Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 *confused voice* HA HA HA HA...........WHAT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 You heard me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rythe Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 He he he he, I farted!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCanr2d2 Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Me three, as well as having one of his elves, who was the ghost writer of the book anyway, to sign it too!! Oh yeah, Darth Rythe, it's whining!!!! (I got two in the one post!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rythe Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Leeve me spallin aloone. i have started a new thread!(go look). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Monkey Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 What I want to know is precisely why I can't go forward in time, steal planetary assault weaponry from Klingon assault troopers, then come back to this time period and get really funky with the down home natives on account of my bad, smouldering self in transparent, glow-in-the-dark bell bottom pants, flashing LED Elton John sunglasses and a Bozo wig on the Martha Stewart show. I just want to give her sweet loving. vlr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Evil Spock - I have read many of your posts now, and none of them are relevant to the topic at hand and are considered spam. Please refrain from posting useless comments in the future. Consider this a warning. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Heh.....heh... that was good:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 That would be a pretty cool sig if it wasn't so long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•-BLaCKouT-• Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi Me too. Me three [aside] Do you see what I did there? [/aside] B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 ......................................................................................................... ...................................................BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what about TL lights? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 i tried to change a light-bulb once, but no matter what i did, it was still a light-bulb er... anyway that was funny rhett, very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 ROFL Rhett, you find the weirdest things Posted by Boba Rhett Answer: 1493 --1 to change the light bulb and to post to the forum that the light bulb has been changed; <snip> -7 to whine "enough with the light bulb polls already!" even though it's the only one Where's the "1 admin to ban the lot of them"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 *claps* in this thread i find it appropriate to post my rather large collection of Lightbulbs urls http://www.orbikron.com/kwazmik/lightbulbs/faq.html http://www.cs.indiana.edu/~willie/lvr.html http://www.electriclightcompany.co.uk/ I will personally grace you with a picture of my lightbulb soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greedo626 Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 um... does this mean we're all being banned:eek: ? nice one, Rhett. I'd tell it to my friends but none of them would get it:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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