Nairb Notneb Posted October 8, 2004 Share Posted October 8, 2004 Nairb casually walks to the center of the room with a picnic basket in his right arm. He lays out a red and white checkered blanket on the ground and sets out the required "picnic" settings. He sits on the floor and proceeds to pull out his food. Nairb proceeds to eat a rather large sandwich and a side of onion rings. Curious, Topshot cautiously walks up to Mister Notneb and inquires about the type of sandwich. At that moment, Mister Notneb immediately finishes his meal, stands to his feet and grins his sinister grin once again. He inhales deeply and releases a deep belch filled with reverberations! Furniture is knocked over, plaster from the walls crumbles off, light fixtures fall! Worst of wall the sandwich was tuna fish! The horrid smell begins wafting its way throughout the bar, chocking and gagging all of the patrons, dropping them all to their knees in pain and suffering torture incapacitating everyone for two posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
primalunderdog Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Primal walks in and see's all the havoc and walks out to get his ship to atempt blow the freakin place up.He is out for 3 post. PS.He will not blow it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 luckily curt had a napkin drapped over his face when he fell from the telekinetic choke, so he is not affected by the tuna fish sandwhich, but he feels rumbling in his bum, so he runs over to narib and farts in his face, narib goes flying back and hits the wall, the wall-hitting and the fart combined for a total 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthBuzzard Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 DarthBuzzards ears are in pain after the massive belch. Insanely Po'd, he picks up one of the chandeliers that fell from the celing during the belch, and swinging it by the chain, he crashs in on Nairb's head. Glass shatters, blood flies, brains ooze out, and Nairb is out for 2 posts, in addition to Kurts fart-propulsion attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 "haha thanks dude, now you die!" curt grabbed 2 chairs and started weilding them like swords, then he rushed with them in hand at darthbuzzard and whacks him in the head from both sides and knocks him out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutrider Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 TheRealJedidude walked in and the first thing he saw was a broken bottle. He threw it at Curt-Man and made him bleed bad knocking him out for 1 post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Sabretooth wastes all his energy in getting this thread back at top. Sabre is watching TV instead for 1 turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weiderudare Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Shade yawns and falls asleep in a couch for 1 post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutrider Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 "Hey thats my TV!" JediMasterDude picks up the T.V. and throws it at Sabretooth's face knocking him out for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 *Walks in and backhanded pimp slaps jedi master dude who is knocked out for 1 post* *sits down and has a drink* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Doomie enters the bar and pulls away Bongobob's chair, who falls down and accidentally swallows the bottle whole. He needs to go to the doctor and have it removed for 2 posts. My work here is done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Mike the lawyer of Bongobob enters the bar and beats Doomie with a lawsuit for reckless endangerment. Doomie loses 1000 posts. >.> <.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutrider Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 JediMasterDude stands up and shouts "LAWYER" and throws a anvil at Mike Windu, Mike Windu is knocked out for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Topshot speaks unintelligibly to JediMasterDude, leaving him in a state of confusion. JediMasterDude is mildly befuddled for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 *slaps duct tape on topshot to shut him up for 1 post* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nairb Notneb Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 After being distracted by the release of the beloved Episode Three Trailer, Mister Notneb wipes the drool from his chin and walks back into the bar swinging, knocking Topshot on his backside for town posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 *Taps Bongobob on the shoulder* Boo! BongoBob is out for two posts recovering from a heart attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 *Shows Nairb the door..........AGAIN!* Nairb's living on the streets for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 *Hacks into topshot's account and changes his avatar.* Topshot is out for 1 post crying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 Sabre unleashes a swarm of Rabid Raccoon in the Cantina!!! joetheeskimo5 is busy stroking and mentioning how cute the raccoons are for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nairb Notneb Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 Nairb, following the lead of Sabertooth, opens up his duffle bag and lets loose his killer squirrel which latches on to Sabertooths face causing him to fall to the ground for two posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weiderudare Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 scratches himself *nairb is out for 2 posts while he watches shade scratche himself* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 *Calls Pest Control.* Sabre's raccoons are captured for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutrider Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 JediMasterDude kicks TopShot in the apples for 1 post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthBuzzard Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 DarthBuzzard grabs his Mobile Porn Device from his pocket, and displays it to the bar. Shade catches sight of it, and is out for 2 posts drooling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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