Natopo Posted June 19, 2003 Posted June 19, 2003 I heard some funny ones when we were discussing dating at a youth meeting for my church (I won't be dating till I'm 16 though). Here are some of them: "I've been cheating on you." "Let's just be friends!" (I've heard this one millions) "I don't like dating losers." Add your own break up phrases.
Artoo Posted June 19, 2003 Posted June 19, 2003 The: It's not you, it's me. The: We're just not right for each other right now. The: I've been sleeping with your friend. The: I'm gay. There are 10 million, and if you don't have the heart to say it there's always the infamous Dear John letter.
Zygomaticus Posted June 19, 2003 Posted June 19, 2003 Quote Originally posted by Rogue15 'I'm moving' -best breakup lie ever!!!!!!!!!!! But what if you weren't? It'd be rather obvious, wouldn't it?
Clefo Posted June 19, 2003 Posted June 19, 2003 "Meet my leather love slave, Tim!" "Gotta go, Justice League Fan Club meeting!" "How bout an enema?"
Sivy Posted June 19, 2003 Posted June 19, 2003 "lately i've been getting homicidal urges, and because i care so much about you, i think it would be best if we never see each other again" ok, i've never used it. but i imagine that it would work
Rogue15 Posted June 19, 2003 Posted June 19, 2003 'I have to leave you, you see...I'm allergic to you' 'Your voice gives me headaches, that not even tylenol can handle anymore' hehe i'm mean. but that's cause i've never had a girlfriend.
Darth Homer Posted June 19, 2003 Posted June 19, 2003 "I've got some good news and some bad news. First, the good news...you know that book you've wanted to read...." "Honey, I bought Everquest..."
Compa_Mighty Posted June 19, 2003 Posted June 19, 2003 Well, I have tons for this one... hehehe mostly about what I've heard girls telling me and my friends... As Natopo wisely put it, the famous: "Let's just be friends." Another famous one Artoo said: "It's not you, it's me". "I need some time." "I need to rethink what I'm doing in my life". "It's just that I liked you better as a friend". "The truth is I love [insert person's name here]". "I'm still not over [insert person's name here]". (It's interesting to say that when someone uses this excuse the person he/she is still not over is two or three boyfriends/girlfriends ago) "I feel like I don't know you well". Those were the ones form the top of my head,lol. The fun thing about this thread is to watch how similar break up phrases can be even if we're thousands of miles away from each other...
Rogue15 Posted June 19, 2003 Posted June 19, 2003 ^ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! that's the best one ever.
darthfergie Posted June 19, 2003 Posted June 19, 2003 Quote Originally posted by Clefo "Gotta go, Justice League Fan Club meeting!" ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh gosh...I nearly fell out of my chair... Everquest one is hilarious too, Homer.
Eets Posted June 19, 2003 Posted June 19, 2003 Quote Originally posted by Rogue15 ^ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! that's the best one ever. *punches R15* meh. :|
Surfnshannon Posted June 19, 2003 Posted June 19, 2003 I don't think this is going to work out. I don't think it's the right time for me. We are in two different places in our lives. It's just not meant to be. Doesn't the words RESTRAINING ORDER mean anything to you? I don't really want a boyfriend right now. Size really does matter. If you ever put dishwashing soap in the dishwasher again I will leave you to drown in you're own suds. Fine - Just leave. I think that we just need some....time.. that's all I can think of
jediduo Posted June 19, 2003 Posted June 19, 2003 A variation of Darth Homer's "Everquest"... "Honey, I bought a Ferrari...." "Honey, I'm getting unplugged from the Matrix tomorrow..."
WolfmanNCSU Posted June 19, 2003 Posted June 19, 2003 I want to date someone with larger breast and a ghetto booty. I was just using you. You didn't think we would be together forver did you....you did....thats so sweet.
Rogue15 Posted June 19, 2003 Posted June 19, 2003 Quote Originally posted by Eets *punches R15* meh. :| omg did someone use that one on you???????????????? poor eets!!!!!!!!
Chewbacco Posted June 19, 2003 Posted June 19, 2003 "I would love to be just a friend." forgot who but I got it from somewhere.
Eets Posted June 19, 2003 Posted June 19, 2003 Quote Originally posted by Rogue15 omg did someone use that one on you???????????????? poor eets!!!!!!!! No, someone used it on Sher.
Havoc Stryphe Posted June 19, 2003 Posted June 19, 2003 Here's one from my own personal history, She and I were really close family friends: "It's just too wierd, When I kiss you it feels Like I'm kissing my Brother!" We tried the Boyfriend/Girlfriend thing in Junior High, and it didn't work. Sadly, several years later in High School we tried it again, and that was the quote I got one night. Fortunately, through it all, the friendship was never hurt. Oh, and for all you Christians/Church Goers (Specifically, Youth Group Attendees)/Bible College/Seminary Students: "God told me we shouldn't date."
Fishflesh Posted June 19, 2003 Posted June 19, 2003 show her this thread would be the Best phrases for breaking
Clefo Posted June 19, 2003 Posted June 19, 2003 "Honey, I'm going to a Gwar concert tonight." "I turn into a woman with the touch of cold water!" (Props to whoever can catch this easy reference)
Eets Posted June 19, 2003 Posted June 19, 2003 Quote Originally posted by Clefo "I turn into a woman with the touch of cold water!" (Props to whoever can catch this easy reference) No thanks, I don't like raisins. O_O
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