leXX Posted October 15, 2003 Author Posted October 15, 2003 Originally posted by BCanr2d2 Rosh: Feel the flesh running through my hands, it's the breast way... Force, yeah, force, that's what I meant, best ummm, yeah..... hehehe We have a winner. I may not be around tommorow, so I'm posting the next one a bit early. Screenie number ten:
Tesla Posted October 15, 2003 Posted October 15, 2003 Luke :- I'd like to welcome all our new... Jaden :- BORING !!! Can we just go an practice cutting..erm i mean having calm practice fights. Luke :- Hey. Mrs i don't know what your name is, just wait..ok...because im due in makeup, again, because you just messed this scene up.....Lucas...fire this amauter
Writer Posted October 15, 2003 Posted October 15, 2003 Luke(angrily): What are you staring at!!?? the crowd as a whole: Your fly's unzipped.
Bob Gnarly Posted October 15, 2003 Posted October 15, 2003 Luke: Ok people, todays lessons include: A) How not to fight your father to the death. B) How not to kiss your sister. C) and How to meet a stranger and run off with dreams of becoming a jedi.
BongoBob Posted October 15, 2003 Posted October 15, 2003 Sorry, but I have to reply to the last one, Jaden:How do you do tha...hey, rosh...annoying bastard...eyes up here! Now, for the current one: Twilek:He stole my wallet! Random guy on the right:Hey stole my wallet too! Rosh:He stole my virgini...I mean my wallet too!
Crow_Nest Posted October 15, 2003 Posted October 15, 2003 Luke: Welcome to the Jedi Boot Camp! From now on, you are all maggots! And you must do what i say! Rosh: Whens lunch? I'm starving. Jaden: You're always hungry. Jedi: *sigh* Luke: Shut up maggots!
SkinWalker Posted October 15, 2003 Posted October 15, 2003 Luke (in Full Metal Jacket DI voice): Who the frick said that!!? Who's the slimy little, worm-ridden, sith-fill filth that just signed his own death warrant!!??
Surfnshannon Posted October 15, 2003 Posted October 15, 2003 And for todays special Taebo class - we are all dressing as jedi's!!
XERXES Posted October 15, 2003 Posted October 15, 2003 Twilek: *whispering* why does he stand like a woman with his hip swayed? Dude next to Twilek: *whispering* cause hes a woman really... Luke: *squint*
BawBag™ Posted October 15, 2003 Posted October 15, 2003 Luke Timberlake: O.K. Guys - "It's feels like somethin's heatin' up, can I leave wit chu" Guys: "F*ck off"
topshot Posted October 15, 2003 Posted October 15, 2003 Just another dance session at the Jedi Academy.....
Sivy Posted October 15, 2003 Posted October 15, 2003 crowd: "he's a witch!! burn him! burn him!" rosh: "he turned me into a newt!" *crowd looks at rosh* rosh: "..i got better" stolen from monty python's holy grail
BCanr2d2 Posted October 15, 2003 Posted October 15, 2003 It's Jedi Karaoke, no need for the screen with the words, Jedi Mind Trick will help him sing!!!!
Lost Welshman Posted October 15, 2003 Posted October 15, 2003 Luke: Ok Ok... No need to panic. I called this meeting because... *looks around suspicously* We have a spy in our midst! Crowd: *sounds of confusion and angry conversation* Luke: Now now... Calm down.... The spy shouldn't be hard to find. All the information we have is it's a chick with bright yellow skin Rosh: YEAH BABY! Crowd: Shhh! Luke: Now I want you on full alert. If you see any suspicious activity report it immediatly. Tweilek: *in manly voice* I saw her getting into a lifelike costume of Rosh! *sabers ignite* Rosh: ......*gulp*
|GG|Carl Posted October 15, 2003 Posted October 15, 2003 Coming up in the next JA patch, "Power duel 20 vs. 1"
Pedro The Hutt Posted October 15, 2003 Posted October 15, 2003 Luke: DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY YOU MAGGOTS!
benny95 Posted October 15, 2003 Posted October 15, 2003 Sean Connery: That was naughty! Ewan Mcreggor: Thank you my master. Sean Paul: Just give me the light!! Ozzy Ozbourne: Bark at the moon. Jack Ryan: Ryan! Some things in here don't react to well about bullets. Well... I don't react to well about bullets.
{BK}SupremePain Posted October 15, 2003 Posted October 15, 2003 Luke: "I have gathered you all today because someone here has taken my hemoroid creme"
Crow_Nest Posted October 16, 2003 Posted October 16, 2003 Heres another one of teh other one sux. Luke: Ok, you jedi n00bs are my servents, so mop this floor now!!! And when i get back, there better not be one speck of dirt! Or i'll slice all of your hearts in half!!!
leXX Posted October 16, 2003 Author Posted October 16, 2003 I honestly cannot choose a winner out of that lot. All hillarious! You ALL win. Screenie number eleven:
{BK}SupremePain Posted October 16, 2003 Posted October 16, 2003 Chick: "Jesus, how do you make this thing go on the interweb?"
|GG|Carl Posted October 16, 2003 Posted October 16, 2003 Jaden: Seems like luke dropped his gameboy last time he was here...
Crow_Nest Posted October 16, 2003 Posted October 16, 2003 Jaden: Great, now im lost. And this stupid map couldn't even show me the way to echo base. *Takes out saber and destroys map* Snowtrooper: Hey you there!
Hellfire Jedi Posted October 16, 2003 Posted October 16, 2003 Jaden: Ohhhhh! What does THIS button do? *Jaden hears a roar* Jaden: Oh crap...the entire rouge squadron! *Jaden pulls out lightsaber and throws and x-wing* X-wing pilot: Rarghahg!! I'm it...oh wait, he barly hit me...uhh....forget that...uhh....*bombs jaden* Laugh. Laugh at my pathetic story. Laugh, bwahahhahah! Its 7:20 AM in the morning, gimme a break.
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