Tyrion Posted June 20, 2009 Posted June 20, 2009 Is...is that a midget chicken hooker giving a blowjob to some dude with a mohawk, all while a mentally challenged child stares and gawks in confusion? More importantly, why is the advice given so ridiculously hilarious considering the previous interpretation?
Kain Posted June 20, 2009 Posted June 20, 2009 Ty...thats...thats...wow. I got a good laugh out of it, atleast.
Da_man Posted June 20, 2009 Posted June 20, 2009 @Dath: Congrats @TiE: Excellent @Tyrion: What have you been smoking? I finally got my driver's license, after failing twice. Awesome.
DarthAve Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 Dath, I'm still allowed to come to the wedding, right? Also, after a few playthroughs, I have finally gotten the Historian achievement in Bioshock, proving my own worth to myself. =D
Rogue15 Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 I finally got my driver's license, after failing twice. Awesome. Don't worry man, I failed mine twice as well. I really hate parallel parking...so much so that i smashed into the barrel barricade thing on the test. *whistles innocently*
Da_man Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 Don't worry man, I failed mine twice as well. I really hate parallel parking...so much so that i smashed into the barrel barricade thing on the test. *whistles innocently* Not the driving portion. I only got my Learners Permit. I failed the written portion twice.
DarthAve Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 Not the driving portion. I only got my Learners Permit. I failed the written portion twice. I still haven't taken my written/computerized version... that makes me nervous.
Rogue15 Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 eh i did fail the written thing once, that's cause it gave 2 trick questions in a row. i wasn't as pissed as when i hit the barrel though. just read the book they give you to study TWICE and you should be good to go.
jon_hill987 Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 Don't worry man, I failed mine twice as well. I really hate parallel parking...so much so that i smashed into the barrel barricade thing on the test. *whistles innocently* The give you barrels? In the UK you have to do it with real cars on public roads.
Da_man Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 just read the book they give you to study TWICE and you should be good to go. They don't give out the books anymore. All I got was a .pdf file on my computer.
Samuel Dravis Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 Went to yet another Motel Aviv concert on Friday, so good. Another band called Lemonade was lots of fun too but the last one, Telepathe, wasn't that great. :/ Also stopped by the bookstore and picked up: Medieval Philosophy - Copleston. I have a few history books by Copleston and he's quite good. The Consolation of Philosophy - Boethius. A friend told me to read it and it's waaaay to Plato-ish for my analytic-oriented taste so far... The Glass Bead Game - Herman Hesse Pensees - Blaise Pascal. Been wanting to read this one for a long time. and a CD by Delerium, Karma. I really like the first bit of Window to Your Soul, and Heaven's Earth and Silence. I'm going on a big road trip around the outer circuit of the country too, since the inside is like a big seed thing in the middle which, if you bite down on it, either breaks into horrible chunks or smashes your teeth and annoys you until you happen to move on to more appetizing regions. In any case, now is the time to suggest interesting restaurants and perhaps you may see the Sam, unnatural as that idea may be!
Samnmax221 Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 I'm going on a big road trip around the outer circuit of the country too, since the inside is like a big seed thing in the middle which, if you bite down on it, either breaks into horrible chunks or smashes your teeth and annoys you until you happen to move on to more appetizing regions. In any case, now is the time to suggest interesting restaurants and perhaps you may see the Sam, unnatural as that idea may be! Arkansas is not the whole middle of the country, **** states like Michigan are on the outside, I'm not sure I get your analogy.
MrWally Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 The give you barrels? In the UK you have to do it with real cars on public roads. Here in Chicago we definitely take our tests on public roads as well. I can't imagine having to take it in, say, a parking lot with orange barrels guiding your path.
DarthAve Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 They don't give out the books anymore. All I got was a .pdf file on my computer. I got a book at my school's fun day. =P I'm not worried about the test as much as I am actually driving.
BongoBob Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 Here in Vegas we take the test out on the road, but at the end we pull into the back of the DMV where they have 2 sets of barrels to be used for parallel parking testing. This is most likely due to the fact that in the 2 years or so I've been driving I've had to parallel park three times, two of those three being on my tests.
jon_hill987 Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 I got it on Steam before they corrected* the price. Like Fallout 3 but green! But with Elves and magic and swords and bows... *Jacked it up £10 because it was selling too well.
Jeff Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 Just got it on Steam, don't ask why I haven't owned this game before now.
Samuel Dravis Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 Arkansas is not the whole middle of the country, **** states like Michigan are on the outside, I'm not sure I get your analogy.That's why there's Canada, of course; I got a passport around a month ago. Not that there's much in Canada right there, but it won't be the US anyways.
DarthAve Posted June 22, 2009 Posted June 22, 2009 I apparently have a date with another guy friend, even though I'm still dating Show Choir Boy... I think this is good because show choir boy thinks it's funny, and it shows that I apparently have game.
DarthAve Posted June 22, 2009 Posted June 22, 2009 Don't put out until after the lobster, hon. He does go to the rich kid school... Solid advice, that'll go right next to "Don't fall for the ol' 'Does this smell like chloroform?' trick" that my boyfriend gave me when I told him.
Samnmax221 Posted June 22, 2009 Posted June 22, 2009 That's why there's Canada, of course; I got a passport around a month ago. Not that there's much in Canada right there, but it won't be the US anyways. Of course theres plenty of nice places in the US, just avoid the red areas. I can't believe I survived 6 months in Mississippi without getting killed, I don't like being tactful. I might also note that rural Wisconsin while beautiful has plenty of scary people, there's ****ing "Palin 2012" signs here.
Samnmax221 Posted June 22, 2009 Posted June 22, 2009 He does go to the rich kid school... Solid advice, that'll go right next to "Don't fall for the ol' 'Does this smell like chloroform?' trick" that my boyfriend gave me when I told him. All the dumb whores love Tim Mcgraw.
Rogue15 Posted June 22, 2009 Posted June 22, 2009 i didn't get selected for jury duty! had to report in over the phone for a month. glad that didnt ruin my vacation this week!!
Commander Obi-Wan Posted June 22, 2009 Posted June 22, 2009 I bought this masterpiece. As well as.. and
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