Leper Messiah Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 oh dear..... been drinking this evening and was drinking a load through a funnel, took a little too much and was quite considerably sick, on camera as well dont feel too drunk now though, and why would i? i threw a lot of the booze back up. so what (among those old enough on here) have been your worst nights on the sauce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nalukai Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 last week i drank a six pack in about 45 minutes then road my bike to my workplace to then consume and give away what I found out the next day to be roughly 135 dollars in Jager/ Red bulls.... The cops found me wrecked and blacked out on the pitch black bike trail at 4 am that runs to my apt and workplace... i was handcuffed but never taken to jail even after they told me i told all them to f- off....... they let me go because it was a federal trail and i was also only a few hundred fee tfrom my place... they even escorted me home to prevent a public drunk... i can only let you imagine how i felt when i had to go to work at 8 that morning. the week before that i ran up a 80 dollar tab at the sushi bar on sushi/sake... and the sushi was only 10 bucks... I woke up next morning with my bike turned upside down on the second story of my apt complex... my face covered with mud... and my shoes sitting neatly side by side each other at the mailbox 50 feet away from my dorrstep.. Jager > Nal Sake > Nal Nal > DUI//// O-o those arent even the worst .... may i suggest for your 24th birthday to NOT consume a fifth of johney walker black and eat 3 hits of acid... UPDATE..... Im drinking SoCo, Disrarrono, and cranberry tonight so well let ya know how this venture goes tomorrow. gg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wassup Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 If it is costing you so much (in terms of pain and trouble and money), why don't you just stop drinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 worst (in a way) situation to happen to me was I woke up next to a girl I did not know. Drunken promiscuety is not a good thing kids. He/She could have diseases and it's... bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wilson Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Got to say my worst is waking up in a bath. In a house that wasnt mine. That belonged to people i didnt know. In a different city. Leeds to Bradford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•-BLaCKouT-• Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Firstly I'd like to point out that this thread pwns! But I don't think it'll stay open for long, they never have in the past... I remember (well...) the first time I got whammed on Jack, me and my best mate virtually necked a whole bottle* and then moved on to the sherry. When I was sick, amongst other things it landed on a brown leather belt I was wearing. The next day, it'd bleached the colour out of the belt where it had landed! EXI!! * I know, I don't understand it either. To be fair, there were a few other people there drinking it, but they only had 1-2 shots each and we had the rest. It was the first time I'd tasted it and we were hyped after playing our first gig. Needless to say, Jack still makes me shudder to this day, although it took me two years before I could drink it again. But that was a long time ago and I'm much more responsible now. ( ) B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Once I was drinking boilermakers (Southern Comfort shots poured into bottles of Old English) with some freinds (some of who wound up in my band later), and woke up the next morning with no hair. I never been so out cold that somebody could shave off ALL my hair and not remember ANYTHING. I kept that hairstyle for a while just to play it off, but wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acdcfanbill Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 lol! that would suck. I'd have to kill anyone who cut off my hair now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Originally posted by acdcfanbill lol! that would suck. I'd have to kill anyone who cut off my hair now Yeah you put in alot of work on that, and it actually looks pretty cool. Don't DARE sell out and cut it. It wasn't so bad with me. At the time, I had a typical regulation military cut, so not alot of hair loss was involved. I remember one of my superiors used to CONSTANTLY tell me to get a hair cut, then when I showed up next morning bald as can be, he tells us to remove our caps, and he walks up to me, stands there for a few seconds then tells me....GET A HAIRCUT. We had a good laugh about that the rest of the day. I went out and bought a set of electric clippers and kept it bald like that for several months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txa1265 Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 When I was in undergraduate college there was many a time that I could drink a case of beer in a night (Beck's Dark was my fave at the time) and would drink out of a cool glass about the size of a pitcher ... ... now if I have to be careful about a second glass of wine over dinner ... Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Here is billeh, in case you didn't know. Handsome fellah no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 i have never gotten ill from drinking or had hangovers the following day, apart from this one time... three-legged pub crawl in '97 (i was 17 at the time) for those wondering what a 'three-legged pub crawl ' is, i'll explain... it involves a large group of people that are paired up with a partner. you and your partner have one leg tied to another. and then you have to race around all the pubs in the area, knocking back a sprit of some sort in each one. it was fun, lots giggling and falling over. but when we finished the race and were untied, my head started to spin like you wouldn't believe. all of a sudden it was like the exorcist... i was so sick, completely paralytic, totally FUBAR. that was the last time i got drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Originally posted by InsaneSith worst (in a way) situation to happen to me was I woke up next to a girl I did not know. Me too. Except it was in a strange house. In a completely different town from where I was drinking that night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leper Messiah Posted November 12, 2004 Author Share Posted November 12, 2004 Originally posted by wassup If it is costing you so much (in terms of pain and trouble and money), why don't you just stop drinking? i dont drink often these days just once in a while. its not really a hassle, these stories are all quite fun to think back on there was a time some friends and i got arrested for stealing a public bin and carrying it up the high street in full view of the CCTV cameras... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Things I´ve done when being drunk. I went to party a few years ago and became totally wasted because I had too many Duvels (best beer in belgium and the world). I lost my cellphone, threw up a few times and had a gap of 3 hours from which I didnt remember anything. Went to the cops the next day to report my cellphone was stolen so I could get a new one from my ensurance. In fact I was still drunk and ill when I went there so one moment I asked the cop where the bathroom was and threw up there. He asked me if everthing was fine when I came back. I smiled, went out and got me a new phone. Also another one worth mentioning is this one from last week. There was this party where they only serve wine or Duvel and we started off with some wine. After a few hours and about 2bottles each, we started with Duvel and .......... No memory of this moment ........ then my and my neighbour were lying in our street on our back on a lawn with our bikes on the street. We went home and when I woke up the next day my mom asked my why there were 2 bikes in our yard. I had no idea. Same goes for my neighbour who didnt know where his bike was. This is actually one of the times I dont know that much about my evening. I´ve seen some pictures that were taken from me and other people which I cant remember. Weird but funny when you hear it from others. The same party is again this evening but you can imagine I´m not going to drink that much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Originally posted by Pad There was this party where they only serve wine or Duvel and we started off with some wine. After a few hours and about 2bottles each, we started with Duvel and .......... Pad! Not grape + grain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Originally posted by Pad but you can imagine I´m not going to drink that much. you see for most people that normally means, a couple of drinks max. for Pad that means no more than 2 bottles of wine and a couple of six-packs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_hill987 Posted November 13, 2004 Share Posted November 13, 2004 NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER drink vodka redbull, bad stuff, I dont remember geting there but fortunately i woke up on my own bed at midday, bad points were: the mess , the fact that all I had managed to take off was one shoe and I had one hellava hangover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 I woke up after having blacked out and discovered i had killed a bear in a fight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 Originally posted by General Agamemnon I woke up after having blacked out and discovered i had killed a bear in a fight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acdcfanbill Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 hahahahah, nice flag groovy i <3 vodka, and im not gonna go putting a bunch of other crap in it, its prefect the way it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troopr-Undr-Fir Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 If I drink, its just so I have something to do when my friends want to... and it is only scotch. My family has had too many problems with alchohol for me to be drinking uncontrolably. It is not until someone hurts you in some way while drunk will you understand what I'm saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormHammer Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 Originally posted by Troopr-Undr-Fir It is not until someone hurts you in some way while drunk will you understand what I'm saying. I understand what you're saying, and you have my sympathy. Personally, I've never been drunk in my life - certainly never vomited due to drink. The only time I touch alcohol these days is Christmas, New Year's and Birthdays (mostly because of the life-time medication I'm on). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troopr-Undr-Fir Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 Originally posted by StormHammer I understand what you're saying, and you have my sympathy. Personally, I've never been drunk in my life - certainly never vomited due to drink. The only time I touch alcohol these days is Christmas, New Year's and Birthdays (mostly because of the life-time medication I'm on). yeah, same here, never been drunk in my life. I am the one who takes care of the others who do though. I only drink when I have to... or else I get thrown out of the bar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GothiX Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 Never really had bad consequences from drinking, don't get drunk that fast anyway. There was this one time though, were I apparently fell asleep, which wasnt that weird (giant sleepover), but the next morning, I woke up with all of my hair in tiny ****ing braids. And trust me, my hair is long, it was a [chore] to get them out again.. and I still don't know who did it. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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