Spider AL Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 Note ye that this is less of a morality test, and more of a test of whether you "get it" or not. And there are a lot of guys who've flunked, it would seem.
ET Warrior Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 Seriously, if you guys can't even take a freakin joke I'm going to have to close this thread. And I thought it was pretty funny myself
jokemaster Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 I'm taking both then blending them ala sin city. EDIT: even better, give the camera to the panicking guy next to me, pay him 30 bucks to snap a photo of me rescuing GWB, becoming famous, and hopefully the secret service will pay me not to reveal that they were NOWHERE near Bush.
Dagobahn Eagle Posted April 16, 2005 Author Posted April 16, 2005 Note ye that this is less of a morality test, and more of a test of whether you "get it" or not. And there are a lot of guys who've flunked, it would seem. As it were. Also, as a side note, all jokes are:rolleyes: . As IG-64 said, this isn't a specific joke: When he first saw it, it used an episode from Clinton's regime.
IG-64 Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 Originally posted by Rogue15 WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH WORKING AT A FAST FOOD JOINT FLIPPING BURGERS?!!?!?!!!? SURELY YOU'VE NEVER TRIED A BIG MAC! Really now. Why does nearly everybody (who probably hasn't worked in the food industry) seem to think it's a tragedy just *thinking* of working at say, Burger King or McDonalds? like.....people seem to think it's better to be sucking off mom and dad than to be working there or something? Nothing wrong with it, in fact my best friend used to work at McDonalds. It's just a tad bit lesser a job than the President.
Nerd_Annhilator Posted April 16, 2005 Posted April 16, 2005 Being president is the last thing I want to be. Or maybe a priest. But whatever. >_>
Dagobahn Eagle Posted April 16, 2005 Author Posted April 16, 2005 I can picture Dubya and Rumsfeld working at McDonald's. Rumsfeld: "Two BigMacs to go. The Arabs are hungry!" Bush: "Are they F*ing Muslims?!" Rumsfeld: "H*ll yeah, we got us some towel heads, foo!" Bush: "[snicker]" [fills burgers with pork]...
Joetheeskimo Posted April 17, 2005 Posted April 17, 2005 Originally posted by jokemaster EDIT: even better, give the camera to the panicking guy next to me, pay him 30 bucks to snap a photo of me rescuing GWB, becoming famous, and hopefully the secret service will pay me not to reveal that they were NOWHERE near Bush. That gets my vote
LukeKatarn Posted April 17, 2005 Posted April 17, 2005 Alright enough flameing, I like Bush, and I did still laugh at the anwsers. I still pick option 3, the hidden option though .
Seph Posted April 17, 2005 Posted April 17, 2005 i'd take a black and white picture and put it on deviantart, what?
TheOutrider Posted April 17, 2005 Posted April 17, 2005 I would have a panicking guy next to me take a picture of me next to the screaming president, put it in a post card, send it to Japan and have them make a game of it.
El Sitherino Posted April 17, 2005 Posted April 17, 2005 Originally posted by Dagobahn Eagle Go watch Fahrenheit 9/11 when you get the money. It's a truthful, if one-sided movie on Bush's terrorist-hugging regime. I wish you'd stop suggesting that movie to people. A real morality test would be something everyone can find themselves disliking, a child molestor or the like. 15, flipping burgers is hardly the ideal job. And is never really someones goal in life, except for the occasional eccentric millionaire.
kipperthefrog Posted April 17, 2005 Posted April 17, 2005 cute joke. As for the morality part of the question, save him. the guy deserves to live even though his veiws are wrong.
Tyrion Posted April 17, 2005 Posted April 17, 2005 Originally posted by kipperthefrog cute joke. As for the morality part of the question, save him. the guy deserves to live even though his veiws are wrong. Heh...heh...heh... Your condescending view on how Bush's views are so self-evidently wrong is rather amusing to me.
Rogue15 Posted April 17, 2005 Posted April 17, 2005 Originally posted by InsaneSith 15, flipping burgers is hardly the ideal job. And is never really someones goal in life, except for the occasional eccentric millionaire. i I meant to say that it's just a step on the job ladder-that being, if you're not going to college, or if you can't get a job after college, those places are good for a first job, or if you want to get into a manager position, work hard for about 2 years, and then i think you can apply for management (well shift manager i think?) at most food places. then after a year or so as a manager, look for a supervisor/management position elsewhere since you'll have that experience in managing you can put on the applications.
Sabretooth Posted April 17, 2005 Posted April 17, 2005 I'd save him. Death from dying in a Miami flood is too mild. Death from Iraqi bullets is better. No debates, please.
Dagobahn Eagle Posted April 17, 2005 Author Posted April 17, 2005 A real morality test would be something everyone can find themselves disliking, a child molestor or the like. Except this isn't a morality test, it's a joke:cool: .
jokemaster Posted April 17, 2005 Posted April 17, 2005 Originally posted by joetheeskimo5 That gets my vote Also the secret service is a branch of the Department of TREASURY, which means I can pretty much ask for how much money I want, and hopefully they'll give it to me to avoid press embarassment.
Breton Posted April 18, 2005 Posted April 18, 2005 Probably would use black+white, that way the image feels more "real" and dramatic. It's a joke, and a good one at that (I laughed). Seems like most people here have the sense of humour of an average sock
El Sitherino Posted April 18, 2005 Posted April 18, 2005 No. I just expect jokes to, you know, be funny. *goes back to reading his new Lewis Black book* This is a good example of funny.
Mike Windu Posted April 18, 2005 Posted April 18, 2005 And not even a Hanes sock. I'd use a camera filter called Sepia. Changes everything to dull colors. yes people. this is a joke. In reality I would save him. Just like anyone else on these forums would.
Dagobahn Eagle Posted April 18, 2005 Author Posted April 18, 2005 I'd use a camera filter called Sepia. Changes everything to dull colors. My digital camera has that. It is truly a very nice effect. Something to think about.
Sabretooth Posted April 18, 2005 Posted April 18, 2005 Originally posted by Dagobahn Eagle My digital camera has that. It is truly a very nice effect. Something to think about. Makes the image look like it's from one of 'em Wild West movies.
Mike Windu Posted April 18, 2005 Posted April 18, 2005 Also commonly seen in flashbacks. I think that sepia is more effective than black and white in adding drama to a photo. >_> <_<
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