Renegade Angel Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 > > NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out > loud. These are real notes written by parents in a Tennessee school > district...(spellings have been left intact.) > > 1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please > execute him. > 2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot. > 3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, >31, > 32 > and also 33. > 4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating. > 5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of > a > tree and misplaced his hip. > 6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. > 7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was > hurt > in the growing part. > 8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by > very close veins. > 9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. > 10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels. > 11. Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre, > dyrea, > direathe), the sh**s. [note: words in ( )'s were crossed out]. > 12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and > his > boots leak. > 13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. > 14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. [you know, > this could be legit! ;-) ] 15. I kept billie home because she had to go > christmas shopping because i don't know what size she wear. > 16. Please excuse jennifer foR missing school yesterday. We forgot to get > the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it > was sunday. > 17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her > funeral. > 18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a > weekend with the marines. > 19. Please excuse jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and > could > not breed well. > 20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with > gramps. > 21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. > 22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor. > 23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever, > sorethroat, > headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore > throat, > her brother had a low gra De fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best > either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her > father even got hot last night. Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Oh man, that's bad. I believe it, though. There are some questionable people out there. #20 is definitely my favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snafu7 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 lol, number 11, and 14 were good too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade Angel Posted October 15, 2005 Author Share Posted October 15, 2005 Lol, who knew Junkmail would turn out to be so funny? Besides, it's Tenesse, DUH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiEND_138 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 11 & 12 RoFLmAO!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade Angel Posted October 15, 2005 Author Share Posted October 15, 2005 21 and 23 are teh best! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladimir-Vlada Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 ROFL!!! Why don't I recieve junk-mail like that? LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 Why don't I recieve junk-mail like that? I think the real question is, why does anybody take the time to read their junk mail? XP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 Wow..thats bad.... their parents no has goods spelinggs. I have no idea whether to laugh because its funny or ccry because its bad. #1 was so funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lion54 Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines. LMAO This should be in a book called "How to give your daughter a 'Reputation.'" I bet all the boys were happy to see her when she came back. I think the real question is, why does anybody take the time to read their junk mail? XP Well, now we have RA to do it for us. That way, we only get the good ones. As an added bonus, we don't have to worry about viruses! hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade Angel Posted October 16, 2005 Author Share Posted October 16, 2005 lol, Nice. I read Junkmail when I get REALLY bored... > 21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. > 22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor. > 11. Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre, > dyrea, > direathe), the sh**s. [note: words in ( )'s were crossed out]. Burn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MdKnightR Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 Being a teacher for the last 7 years, I have seen this come up in my e-mail numerous times. They are quite funny and you wouldn't believe how true this can be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 lolz, 21 & 11 are fantastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 True or not, those are very funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 HAH, that made my day:D 18 was the best:D although I do have a friend in the navy:eek: I hope it wasn't his fault:D Anyone check to make sure they are "authentic" parental notes;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingerhs Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 i needed a good laugh today to wake me up. i think i slept too much for the first time in over a year. Anyone check to make sure they are "authentic" parental notes;) *cough*ChAiNz*cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChAiNz.2da Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 *cough*ChAiNz*cough* hehehe.... Hey! I'm from Michigan... TN paid me to bless the State with my presence.. hehehe. ----------------- Seriously.. though these may or may not be authentic (I wouldn't be surprised).. I think the "Tennessee" line, or the South in general gets a bad rap... I've met many brilliant people down here, and I too was guilty of the stereotype when I first moved here... not any longer Trust me, I know much dumber people in Michigan Every state has them... so don't think that just because someone says it came from the South automatically makes it correct... ----------------- Oh! and #16 for the WIN! ...hilarious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 This is hilarious! But, I have a problem beleiving that those are from real adults. But, I could easily be wrong. Although it is rare.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuu Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 #17 got some raised eyebrows at my place... I liked #11. F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 @The Doctor: Believe me, it wouldn't be hard for them to happen over here (England)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Oh My God. I hope those kids stop skipping school. I pity the teacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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