Bob Lion54 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 I saw this on a beat up old pickup- "My other car is a John Deer." This was on a Jeep, written upside down- "If you can read me, Flip me back over please." And one of my favourites- "If you can read this, You're too close." I used to get the Star Wars Insider magazine. They sent me a bumpersticker with a picture of R2D2 that said- "I'm a Star Wars fan. Honk if you R2!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archon II Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Practice Abstinance In 2004 - No Bush, No Dick (It's a political bumper sticker! Don't ban me...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapNColostomy Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 My favorite saying as of late is, "Crowded elevators smell different to midgets." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MdKnightR Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 "We're from different worlds....mine has soap and toothpaste" "Heart Attacks: God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends." "I Fight Poverty. I Work!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 i just saw this one in a window sill for sale when i was in Florida, with my uncle: "if you tailgate me, ill f@rt through a tube and blow your car away." i dont think it sold much, but i was giggling for some time after that. although this sticker: "Baby on board" meant that there was a baby in the family, i was laughing my a$$ off when i saw the sticker and noticed that the guy inside was the only one in the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 "IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU HAVE A VERY SHORT ATTENTION SPAN". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Obi-Wan Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 "I'm with stupid" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingerhs Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 "Help stop inbreeding!! Ban Country Music!!" "If you can read this, I can touch the brakes and sue you." and one that i seriously hope nobody considers (and yes, i did acutally see someone driving with this one): "Free the slaves!! Abolish the Federal Reserve and the IRS!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Practice Abstinance In 2004 - No Bush, No Dick (It's a political bumper sticker! Don't ban me...) You're my hero. I saw one just today that said: Jesus is coming - look busy Also: A good university needs a football team like a fish needs a bicycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 "There are three types of people - those who can count, and those who can't." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 This one isn't a bumper sticker per se, but it might be, for all I know: There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who speak binary and those who don't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 ^Same thing as mine. Not exactly funny out of context, but in Episode IV: "Who is more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain128 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 buckle up, its harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 ^Same thing as mine. Not exactly funny out of context, but in Episode IV: "Who is more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?" That's been around since before Ep IV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 That's been around since before Ep IV. Wow, thanks for the insight, Sherlock. Where do you think most people know it from, 'though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted January 14, 2006 Author Share Posted January 14, 2006 Seen on a T-shirt--in Latin: "If you can read this, you are overeducated" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 ^Same thing as mine. Not exactly funny out of context, but in Episode IV: "Who is more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?" Actually, mine is completely different. Mine is a computer geek joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanA4 Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 I saw one the other day that I believe said "ninja monkeys are coming to get me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Jester Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Ok time to pick this up from the ground, I love animals, they taste great. EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later. "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes." Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. He who laughs last thinks slowest! Give me ambiguity or give me something else. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. picked from ahajokes.com/funny_bumper_stickers.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbieZ Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 My other car has wheels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 i saw this one on my trip: "the main cause of divorce is...Marriage" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Saw this one about 20 years ago: "I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 PETA--"People for the Eating of Tasty Animals" "Tree hugging is okay if you're climbing up your deer stump." "Gas Grass or ass--no one rides for free." "Love thy neighbor--but don't get caught." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 Stay of the Grash or I'll kick your Ash (Dutch accent thingy please) The Ability to Lie is a Liability And my all time favorite... If you run in front of a car, you get tired. If you run behind a car, you get exhausted. dntab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 My friend has 'Caution! Vehicle frequntly Airborn!' scrawled over the back of his car. which isn't entirely funny untill you see how he drives. My other friend has 'My other car is a warthog' But I like when there's a really dirty van or car and someone's written 'Also comes in <insert origanal colour here>!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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