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Aight, what the heck? Most worst luck ironic day ever


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I'm on the service road. I exit off it and turn onto a street, just to fall into a speedtrap (people slowing down from the service road speed).

 

I get my first fricken speeding ticket out of 6 years of driving...when? ON THE WAY TO THE POLICE ACADEMY TO FILL OUT APPLICATION FORMS. Not only that, but I now must wait next month to go to the academy testing since the "Defensive driving" class that would purge it from my record just so happens to be the same day the police academy testing is...and you can't test if you have a current "ticket" that is active. ARG

 

and it all happened on 6/6/06

 

 

 

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Wow, that is a string of bad luck there. God definitely hates. Try contacting one of those satanic cults and listening to black metal. Talk to the Pie for guidance.

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Okay, first: Sacrafice a large reeses monkey to the Fluffy Goat Lord. Then read the entire first page of the Wall Street Journal in reverse. And then burn your house down to cleanse yourself. :p

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heh heh. police academy rules. also, highly ironic :p

 

oh yeah, did you know that the 6th of june was also national arse grabbing day? lucky you didnt sign up :)

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oh yeah, did you know that the 6th of june was also national arse grabbing day? lucky you didnt sign up :)

 

It was also national beat-up-an-emo-kid day.

 

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I work at a call center for a major credit card company as I put myself through college (one more semester then Grad School here I come!) and I had a guy remark that the world didn't actually end -the call was on 6.6.06- so I replied, well the day isn't over and at least you have your account up to date first.

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I do believe the most work luck ironic day ever goes to my friend Brian, who was standing in line behind a guy when the guy held up a gas station.

 

He just looked at the cashier and said "Damn man, that sucks. I'm sorry."

 

We told him when he finally got to the frisbee golf course that he should have said

 

"...Guess you don't have change for a ten?" :p

 

IT'S ALL DAMIEN AHHHHHHHH!

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It's all for you Damien, it's all for you.

..That Damian kid. Such an Issac COTC ripoff. They were pretty much seperated at birth. One the devils child, the other a preacher for He Who Walks Behind the Rows.

 

Still, that's irony if you can define it, dude.

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