Hallucination Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 What if they say yes? You say "**** you" and block them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 "Good luck with the Chlamydea!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 "God this itches, shouldn't have givin her a ride" "I gotta go I've got a hooker in the bedroom" "Well I'm gonna go hit on some girls" They all seem to work for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 "Hey, do you know the quickest way to bleed a cute puppy/kitten/bunny/child dry of all his blood?" "What time is it? ****, I'm late for that sacrafice. g2g" "So I was all like 'I guess, if you really wanna stick it in there...'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alegis Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 OH **** THE CLOTH IS BURNING OH CRAPPPEPPEPAPPSQP *off* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 eh. look! behind you! a distraction! *sign out* (next convo) gotcha! didnt see that one coming, did you? no, of course you didnt, you were looking the other way! pwned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 "I'm gonna eat your soul" works wonders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 There's this guy at my school who ramdomly IMs me and calls me "Le Swedish Beast" Here's how I end it.. Guy-Hey! it's Le Swedish Beast Me- STFU, go away Guy- uhh.....no Me- Fine then, let's virtually make out. Guy-Uhh bye. ~guy signs off~ Love gets the guys to go away. Unless they're gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsaberboy Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Why does he call you le Swedish Beast? O_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 maybe because... my explanation may be a teensy weensy bit too explicit for this forum... "eh. i need a rest. in a gentleman sort of way" also a good one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Chase is just trying to hide the fact that he's never touched a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Except for your girlfriend which begged me to touch her over and over again last night. [edit] Seems that I touched a nerve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 oh god please no, this is going to get ugly... "So long and thanks for all the fish"- wasnt that off a hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpTheHotrod Posted June 19, 2006 Author Share Posted June 19, 2006 Chase, hold your tongue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Chase, what the- I turn my back for five minutes and this happens. We may be a state apart but that doesn't mean I won't beat you. Now go lay down and wait for your sugar high to wear off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 "im sorry, i really must go, my arm has just got stuck in the toilet" confused gits wont know what hit them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Getting a sudden case of near-fatal downs-syndrome can end a conversation very quickly. : D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWally Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Except for your girlfriend which begged me to touch her over and over again last night. wow, that is talent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsaberboy Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Once in a great while I'll get some kid sending me an IM and wanting to be friends (don't know where he got my email address, probably from one of the forums I post at) and start saying dumb things. Some of you may have had this happen to you so you may know the type of person I'm talking about. OH god, yes. I know EXACTLY what you're talking about. him: Hi. Are you there? him: hey me: who is this him: ----- him: from Lucas Forums him: and The Sith Empire him: and a ton of other forums me: i dont think ive seen that name on LF him: I'm kinda new him: i just regged today him: so, do you collect star wars me: not so much. him: i collect the action figures me: i have a boba fett helmet but i think that's about it him: lol him: that's still pretty cool him: I'm crazy about collecting him: do you read the comics? me: not really him: oic him: i do him: I even have a site about star wars him: so... him: are you still in school? me: yea him: what grade? him: I'm in 9th me: im third year college him: sweet! him: Do you have a website? me: no.... him: are you aiming at a 4th year in college? me: that's the plan him: sweet him: what classes are you taking? me: electronic circuits, automatic control, introduction to embedded systems, and third world literature him: sweet him: what kind of career are you aiming at? me: well my major is EE so i'm aiming for a career in EE me: otherwise these years in college would've been a waste him: lol him: what college do you go to? me: UC Riverside him: oic him: you live in Cincinnati? him: b/c i do too me: no i dont him: i live in CA him: by UC, you mean University of Cincinnati him: OH! him: ok me: yea him: i live in Ohio me: that's nice And then I just kinda stopped there. and occasionally now he'll IM me asking me to join that site of his. Luckily, every time he does I have to go to class(for real) so I don't really have to talk to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Ha, used to have lots of that kind when I used aim and DeviantArt. Mostly girls though, but still annoying as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Once someone uses LOL you know you'll never get rid of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nalukai Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 oh god please no, this is going to get ugly... "So long and thanks for all the fish"- wasnt that off a hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy? kind of, that was a title to another book by Dougie..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd_Annhilator Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Point at someone without saying anything until they go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 OH god, yes. I know EXACTLY what you're talking about. ~snip~ And then I just kinda stopped there. and occasionally now he'll IM me asking me to join that site of his. Luckily, every time he does I have to go to class(for real) so I don't really have to talk to him. Yeah, this dude has talked to me too. I don't know what user he is on here though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 Another thing you can do is say that your cat is getting cold and you need to put him in the microwave again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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