ChAiNz.2da Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 K gang, let's test the waters... haven't tried something like this in awhile so if the thread dies, no biggie.. hehehe Your Goal: Take any movie and apply a "what if" scenario that would've made the movie credits roll before the audience was able to open their Milk Duds® Rules: Keep in mind that the more popular movies or the "Classics" will tend to get a better response from the Ahto-Nauts. Meaning we can all relate to what you're talking about. (or at least summarize what actually happened if you can) The earlier you can make the credits roll.. the better Stay true to the movie's scenario and apply something that could've happened. No "mysterious unknown person" popping in and capping our hero/villain (unless it's a possibility within the movie's premise)... I'll go first to show an example... StarWars IV, A New Hope seems fitting for this place SCENARIO: The 2 droids have just entered the escape pod and have jettisoned, drifting to the planet of Tatooine... CHIEF PILOT: There goes another one. CAPTAIN: Hold your fire. There are no life forms. It must have been short-circuited. ~ what if ~ CAPTAIN: Hold your fire. There are no life forms. It must have been short-circuited.... ahh, what the hell, better safe than sorry.. fire at will! CHIEF PILOT: Roger Roger *BLAST* *KABLOOM* * credits roll * ============= Your Turn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lion54 Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Hmm..... Army of Darkness Ash is taken through the portal along with his car. He lands on the ground and a few feet away the car lands. ~What if?~ The car lands on Ash. *Credits Roll* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Point Man Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Superman Kal El is saved from the destruction of planet Krypton when his parents place him on a rocket that launches just in time. What if... The rocket fails to launch? Spiderman Peter Parker is bitten by a genetically altered spider and becomes everyone's favorite webslinger. What if... The spider lands on the floor and Peter steps on it? Here's one that would prevent 5 other movies...well, I don't want to think about the implications to time continuity. What if, in The Phantom Menace, Qui Gon Jinn succeeded in persuading Watto to accept Republic credits for the hyperdrive parts their ship needed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Heh heh, I have a few. ET Opening scene, ET is trying to run back to his ship as he's being chased by a guy named "Keys". The ship escapes, and ET escapes "Keys" because he's captivated by the alien ship. What if.... ET made it to the ship in time OR "Keys" caught ET (credits roll....) Jaws Opening scene: Woman is swimming in the ocean. "Bruce" the Great White Shark is swimming in, looking for dinner. He sees girl and eats girl. What if.... The shark says to himself "Nah, humans are all bones. I'll go eat a grouper instead." (credits roll....) Raiders of the Lost Ark Opening sequence: Indiana Jones is trying to run away from a giant rolling ball. What if.... Indy trips and falls, and gets flattened by the ball? (credits roll....) Lethal Weapon II Scene: Murtaugh is sitting on the toilet. He's just discovered the "Boom, You're Dead" message written on the toilet paper and realized the toilet is rigged to explode. Riggs comes in, makes the comment "Guys like you don't die on the toilet" and then they make it out alive. What if.... Right after Riggs says that line, the toilet blows up? (credits roll....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace MacLeod Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Casablanca--Anti-aircraft fire accidentally hits Ilsa's plane, it crashes into Rick's bar. End credits. A Clockwork Orange--As a joke, Georgie replaces Alex's Moloko Drencrum with Folger's crystals. The gang then decides to play parchesi instead of going out. End credits. 2001--The monolith falls over and squashes the monkeys, then gets buried in a freak landslide. End credits. The Lord of the Rings--Bilbo pawns the Ring of Doom to get his saxophone out of hock. End credits. Battlestar Galactica--The Council of Twelve says to Baltar, "The Cylons want a treaty? How stupid do you think we are?!" then has him ejected out of an airlock. End credits. Saving Private Ryan--The Nazis wipe out the allied landings on Normandy. End credits. Trainspotting--Instead of heroin, the gang instead winds up with a 99% pure load of China White. Health Inspectors respond to the smell of rotting flesh some weeks later. End credits. Oliver Twist--Mr. Bumble takes Oliver aside and sticks him into the grain mill after he asks for more gruel. End credits. Dr. Strangelove--General Jack D. Ripper is mugged on the way to Burpleson Air Force base, refuses blood transfusion from paramedics for fear of communists having poisoned the blood, dies of septicemia. End credits. The New Pink Panther--Steve Martin reads script, fires agent. End credits. New York Minute--Eugene Levy realizes he's agreed to co-star in a movie with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, commits suicide. End credits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lantzen Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Alien - What if they didnt take the one that get infested back to the ship or they didnt care in the distres call Alien 2 - Same as above, dont take him back to the station. And that would stop Alien 3 and 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace MacLeod Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Heh, playing off that one above: Alien--Onboard the Nostromo, the computer Mother mistakenly decodes the alien signal from LV-426 as an old episode of "Seinfeld". Decides the crew doesn't need to be awake for it. End credits. 28 Days Later--The animal rights activists get the address of the research center confused, wind up at Italian restaurant across the street. They liberate several half-eaten plates of rigatoni and a large three-cheeze and mushroom pizza. End credits. Freddy Got Fingered--The American viewing public finally decides it's gotten stupid enough and deports Tom Green back to Ottawa, where he returns to his mother's basement and cable-access obscurity. Harry Potter--Upon his discovery of his magical powers, Harry accidentally transforms himself into plate of perogies, which is quickly devoured by his relatives. End credits. Kalifornia--David Duchovny and Michelle Forbes take one look at Brad Pitt and Juliette Lewis, floor it away from them without looking back. End credits. Blade Trinity--Wesley Snipes is found dead after abusing one hooker too many in downtown Vancouver, Ryan Reynolds is publicly hanged for being too annoying to live. End credits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Obi-Wan Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring Gandalf is hanging on to the edge of the broken bridge of Khazad-Dum after fighting the Balrog. What if.... Gandlaf doesn't fall in to the pits of Moria and survives. Just what if? End Credits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lantzen Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Have you play BFME?? He survives there, so play the game and you see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthSion101 Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Lord Of the Rings: ON weathertop, The Witch King stabs frodo, and recovers the ring. Sauron lives again. Credits roll Final Destination: Devon Sawa doesn't see the plane exploding in a dream, and continues on with the flight. End Credits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peff Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 SW III : Mace Windu : HE is the traitor ! He i to dangerous to be kept alive Anakin : k Anakin force pushes Sdious out to corucant's almost endless high streets. Sidious becomes Roughgul food. Long live the republic. The end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 The last Samurai: Katsumoto walks into the imperial palace: Katsumoto: Emperor, we musn't let go of the old ways! Emperor: U are right...beat it, Americans! * Tom Crusie walks away, crying* -Credits- Forrest Gump: Forrest is fleeing from the car, running. Girl: Run, Forrest, Run! Forrest: Luitenant.... *Forrest get's driven over by the car* -Credits- The Davinci Code Bezu Fache arrests Tom Hanks -Credits roll- The Matrix: Reloaded Instead of Hugo Weaving, Chuck Norris plays agent Smith. In the first scene, he kicks Trinity's butt, thus ending the movie. -Credits- Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl Guy: 'What's your name, sir?' Jack Sparrow: 'Ehrm...' *puts some pennies in guy's hand* Guy: 'Arrest him...' Two bataljons of soldiers storm toward the scene, and Jack ends like his mates...at the rope.. -Credits- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 hah, some of these are good. k, ill try, what if, in ESB, the Falcon got mashed to bits by the 'potato' (hehe) end credits... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Okay, I'll give it a shot: Batman What if Bruce Wayne's childhood bat trauma was never cured and he ended up in Arkham Asylum? Star Wars Ep IV, A New Hope What if Luke never went to search for R2-D2 and was home when the Stormtroopers came to kill his aunt and uncle? Star Wars Ep I, The Phantom Menace What if young Anakin's Starfighter was destroyed in the space battle over Naboo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbieZ Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 The Matrix: Neo: Takes the blue pill. End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woogiee Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Kill Bill: The bullet kills the bride. that makes for like a 25 second movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MachineCult Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Spiderman Peter Parker is bitten by a radioactive altered spider and becomes everyone's favorite webslinger. What if... Peter Parker is bitten by a radioactive altered spider and dies. Lethal Weapon: Riggs does shoot himself. The Fifth Element: Korben doesn't have the nightmare, gets up late, and Leeloo misses Korbens cab entirely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Skywalker Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Revenge of The Sith:Anaking and Obi-Wan are killed by Grievous on the bridge of the ship and the Republic loses,fades black,credits roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 the matrix: neo follows that mobile phone he dropped... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Obi-Wan Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Have you play BFME?? He survives there, so play the game and you see Infact, I have...I probably played it the most on LF and actually admitted it. I was one of a few who actually liked. But, that's different, that's a video game. Lord of the Rings: the Two Towers The Uruk-Hai attack Helm's Deep. What if....Gandalf didn't come with Eomer and the Riders of Rohan and the Heir to the throne of Gondor, and his homies died? Credits roll.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthSion101 Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Ok I got one The Fellowship of the ring: Isildur doesn't cut the ring from Sauron's finger. Sauron's huge mace squashed Isildur......DArkness shrouds middle earth.... Credits Roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Take any movie and apply a "what if" scenario that would've made the movie credits roll before the audience was able to open their Milk Duds® Q.F.E. How long does it take you guys to open Milk Duds? Inept Imperial Gunner "Lord Vader, We have the blockade runner in range." Vader "Disable the craft's engines and shields. Trooper, ready the boarding parties." Inept Imperial Gunner "Disabling shields... whoopsi, typo..." BOOM! Vader "Khooooooo Pah!" Inept Imperial Gunner "*gasp**choke**fart*" Credits Roll. OT no longer exists:( NT ceases to exist:thmbup1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woogiee Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Night of the Living Dead Car in the opening scene drives into the telephone pole and explodes. fin King Kong (Peter Jackson's version) The police stop the ship before it can leave the dock and put Jack Black's character in jail. *credits roll* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Resident Evil: Apocalypse Nemesis blasts Alice with his machineguns. Credits roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimic666 Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 The Movie "SCREAM" is renamed "Wail" a couple of weeks before Movie opens the "Trilogy" is a bust. Noone to see credits roll. The Movie "KiDs" is shown fully uncut with Extreme close-ups on Sex Scenes. Directors busted for Kiddy pr0n. No credits to roll. The Movie "Hacker" opening scene "Dade Murphy" being indeited for computer hacking sent up-state 70 yrs instead of probation until he's 18. Credits roll. The Movie "xXx" opening scene "Xander Cage" steals car, jumps bridge, pulls parachute cord (doesn't deploy). Credits roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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