spinkle Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 I've gone sledding on a stolen cafeteria tray and almost been arrested for it. (yes, it really does work) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Pulled out in front of a guy going forty, he didn't even have time to brake and it totaled my parents mini-van. I was picking it up right after it had an oil change too. Also nearly killed myself on a jet ski once upon a time at Lake Coeur d'Alene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Galt Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 I once threw a molotov cocktail at a hornets nest. fun stuff, flaming hornets... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fredi Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 I once threw a molotov cocktail at a hornets nest. fun stuff, flaming hornets... WOw... thats crazy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Demonius Posted June 25, 2007 Author Share Posted June 25, 2007 ive read some funny stuff in here so far but the funniest thing is the pirate one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 It was kinda funny, but he also had the words "I wish" in the bottom left corner, so I wasn't sure if he was just making it all up. Funny thing was, I half pictured them jumping into someone's car, not just the intersection. Guess that's what I get for reading too quickly sometimes. Still, it'd be a lot funnier than just the intersection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace MacLeod Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Drinked too much and kissed a ugly girl in school ..... That was very stupid Whoa dude that's pretty hardcore. You don't even want to know some of the brilliant things I've done drunk or stoned. Kissed...? Lucky. I'd have to say the stupidest was when a friend of mine and I stole a car with a stick shift, which neither one of knew how to drive. D'oh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 I always had (and still do) a fascination for electrical and magnetic stuff. I was 12, and we had this extension cord which had 4 available sockets. One of them wasn't working, so being the smartass that I was, I opened the box up, forgetting to switch off the power, and tried to re-fit the wires. I was damn lucky and I was just dazed and my hair stood up on end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediKnight707 Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 I always had (and still do) a fascination for electrical and magnetic stuff. I was 12, and we had this extension cord which had 4 available sockets. One of them wasn't working, so being the smartass that I was, I opened the box up, forgetting to switch off the power, and tried to re-fit the wires. I was damn lucky and I was just dazed and my hair stood up on end. This kind of sounds like something that starts like this: "There are no spiders down the dark hole that no light can penetrate. Despite the fact that I feel hairy legs upon my arm and copious amounts of cob-webs, I'm one-hundred percent positive that there are no spiders down this hole. "Oh, crap I got bitten." My stupidest thing? Recently over summer break I've tried to stay up for as long as I can. I made it to 32 hours before I fell asleep sitting up. It's probably a good thing I fell asleep, because I was starting to feel extremely odd. It was like this wierd Stanley Kubrick/Charlie Brown thing because everyone was spinning in circles and going "Whuh-whuh-whuh." Well, that's a slight exaggeration, but it was getting a little freaky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 This kind of sounds like something that starts like this: "There are no spiders down the dark hole that no light can penetrate. Despite the fact that I feel hairy legs upon my arm and copious amounts of cob-webs, I'm one-hundred percent positive that there are no spiders down this hole. "Oh, crap I got bitten." That's why I said its the stupidest thing I ever did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 It was kinda funny, but he also had the words "I wish" in the bottom left corner, so I wasn't sure if he was just making it all up. Funny thing was, I half pictured them jumping into someone's car, not just the intersection. Guess that's what I get for reading too quickly sometimes. Still, it'd be a lot funnier than just the intersection. Actually, I meant jumping into the cars, sorry for not being clear on that. And no, I didn't do it, but some friends and I gave it some serious thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Do it to people on the sidewalk instead of the cars on the streets, it's safer. And you're in Canada, right? Call up them 'Just for Laughs' crew to record it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Well, I have done far too many stupid things, though many of them both fun and stupid at the same time. The items are there, but... yeah, use your imagination. Wooden statue found in the basement of some rented house, gasoline, hatchet, sledge hammer, multiple flying cigarettes. Microwave, 5 seconds, goldfish, AOL CD. Cactus, spoon, lighter fluid, window. Expired milk, UNUSED cheap condom, friend's pizza. Drunken Party, big cup/barrel, various hard drinks, wine, beer, fish sauce, tabasco, pickle juice, cigarettes bud... Microwave, friend's Mac'n'cheese, a nickle. Rocks, pillow, pillowfight (and I am not in the fight). Electrostatic/plasma balls collected from everyone and everyone you know, 3 boxes of megnetic paperclips, metalic door knob. Hairspray can, screwdriver, lighter. Bunch of dolls looted from a girl's room, a history geek, execution re-enactments. Broken trolley "borrowed" from a zoned out hobo, brute force(so all the metal sticks out), a bunch of flying halloween pumpkins. A drunk/stoned friend, glass of water, goldfish. Saying "How would you like your bacon?" to a stoned friend in Ihop. Superglue, Hamburger. Passed out friend, his hand, bowl of warm water, 50 bucks bet. Shaving Cream, Lots of shaving cream. payday chocolate(use more), toilet bowl, screaming friend. Marbles, friend on sk8teboard. Bowling ball, ducttape, rope, stairs, a half-broken chair, friend on said chair. Human Skull, Sleeping friends. Wet cement, sausages, small cidnerblock, a guy's schoolbag. serenwrap, toilet bowl. Cinderblock with metal pole, some tools, "borrowed" Stopsign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True_Avery Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 I jammed a hair pin into an eletrical circuit when I was 7. Only minor 3ed degree burns, nothing special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Demonius Posted June 25, 2007 Author Share Posted June 25, 2007 all i have to say is wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SykoRevan Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Ohhhh dear Lord, have I been waiting for a thread like this. The stuff I've done is less considered stupid and more considered crazy As for the stupidest thing I've done, one time some friends and I dressed up as pirates and waited at an intersection. When the cars stopped, we charged, jumped in, shouted 'YAARRRRR!' and jumped out. Did kinda the same thing at the movie theater when the 2nd and 3rd Pirates of the Caribbean movies came out Those are good movies. But instead of jumping in, we jumped on top of them while they were still moving. One of my friends tripped and fell on his ass, got up and started laughing, and then we all starting singing "Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirate's Life For Me." I've gone sledding on a stolen cafeteria tray and almost been arrested for it. (yes, it really does work) How could you fit on a cafeteria tray? I tried that once, and I fell off in 5 seconds. But I did tie a trash can to the back of a truck, get inside the trash can (don't worry it was clean ) and got dragged around until the can got flung into some bushes. I guess that was kinda like sledding . I once threw a molotov cocktail at a hornets nest. fun stuff, flaming hornets... Ahhh, the familiar beauty of pyromania. Luckily for me, there aren't any hornets near where I live. ~snip~ I've done many more things, but I'll stop here since I've already typed enough. SykoRevan, posting instructions on how to make things that burn and explode is definitely one of the stupidest things you've done. Don't do it again. ~9 EDIT: My mistake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Once upon a time I joined this one forum, don't quite remember the name... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Well, there is enough books around to tell you how to make a cocktail, even if it is molotov's or otherwise. Read any history books on WWII and you can learn all about it. But yeah, I would decode not to post instructions for anything nice and explosive in my posts, so yeah the nice exploxing gags are not posted. They are quite fun, but extremely stupid, especially for the friend who got all his hair fried. Now for some simple, familygrade fun: Riding in my friend's Car Trunk. Well, there that time we got quite wasted after a party. For some reason we actually remembered not to drive drunk (which was weird) So we got this idea of getting the only sober person(We think he is anyways) to drive us back to the apartment. So there is like nine of us, or something like that, forgot the details. But point being, after overstacking the frint and rear seats the last two of us decides to jump in the trunk. Let's say. His car smells like puke for the next two months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbieZ Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Lol half of you should be dead by now. Last week at a rave i got puked on by some girl dancing yet i still carried on hopping. I forgot about it by the time i got home as i was bladdered. It hit me when i woke up though. Second time in my life i've woke up with vomit on me. Luckily this time, not mine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 ....Absinth I was perfectly fine. But 2 little bottoms of absinth ruined my evening. We (me and a bunch of friends) were having fun with Singstar, and everything just started to...spin around. Every movement was slow and far to wide (Instead of looking to the left, my whole head and part of body swiped to the left at some point). The stupid thing was; I remember eveything. No hallucinations, no black-outs. My Sing star scores were very good. But then I got sick. It felt miserable. As a precaution, I went to the bathroom. I forced myself to vomit to get rid of the stuff. It wasn't that much. I left the bathroom in the same state as I entered it. After that I went home. Could cycle perfectly. The guys didn't trust it though, and send somebody with me. I just went to sleep, nothing strange happened. Next day: Major hangover. Conclusion: It just ruined my night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caius Fett Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Probably the stupidest thing Iv'e done is do a jump stunt on my bike without any safety equipment. Fortunately I recieved only minor road rash, But tha disabused me of the notion of being a stuntman. (found I'm alergic to pain) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediKnight707 Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Ooh, I remembered something I'd done as a kid. Someone was tearing down a tree house they had built (more like drug house) and they had gotten this huge dumpster on my street. I was playing basketball, and I wanted an excuse to play in the dumpster, so I threw my basketball in there. The dumpster was pretty much full so I climbed up and picked up my basketball, threw it back on my street, and proceeded to play in the dumpster. It was full of nails and sticks and other sharp harmful things that can harm a ten-year-old, but I continued to play. Naturally, I slipped and this stick stuck itself in my leg, and it dug itself about two inches in my calf. It didn't hurt all that bad, but I pulled it out, and blood just poured out of this thing like a waterfall. So I got some paper towels and a Band-Aid and kept playing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Aside from Niner's mom? Which resulted in Niner......Hmmmm....I've been electrocuted more times than anyone one person should....cattle prods, car batteries, tasers, live power outlets, electric fences, shock collars, disposable cameras, crank generators....etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Aside from Niner's mom? Which resulted in Niner......Hmmmm....I've been electrocuted more times than anyone one person should....cattle prods, car batteries, tasers, live power outlets, electric fences, shock collars, disposable cameras, crank generators....etc No wonder your eyes are glowing blue. Tasers? Shock collars? Do I want to know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reclaimer Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Me and my friends were skating and I ollied over this wall, not knowing it was a 7 feet drop. I was unprepared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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