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JediAthos

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Congrats to jediathos, Prime, deathdisco, and of course their wives. Seems we've got an LF baby boom in the works! :D

 

Dang! I'm definitely not keeping up with the Joneses on this one. I guess that would require me getting a wife first. ;P

(and no, knocking up the first available female is not an option for me.:disaprove)

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Really??? And here I was thinking a stork took care of that part! :xp:

 

Aw, let me give you a lesson then.

a. A Mommy and a Daddy love each other Very Much.

b. Mommy gets a growing belly for about 40 weeks.

c. Mommy and Daddy go to the hospital when the pop-up timer goes off.

d. Mommy and Daddy bring a baby home from the hospital and Mommy's belly isn't so big anymore.

 

:D

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Aw, let me give you a lesson then.

a. A Mommy and a Daddy love each other Very Much.

b. Mommy gets a growing belly for about 40 weeks.

c. Mommy and Daddy go to the hospital when the pop-up timer goes off.

d. Mommy and Daddy bring a baby home from the hospital and Mommy's belly isn't so big anymore.

e.???

f. Profit

Fix't.

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a. A Mommy and a Daddy love each other Very Much.

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m. Mommy and Daddy bring a baby home from the hospital and Mommy's belly isn't so big anymore.

n. ebay

 

Now it's fix't. : :smash:

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Congratulations to all the parents to be (again)! Of all the things I do, being a dad is the most gratifying. For the expectant fathers, let me just say this, no matter what modern society may say, your role as a father is irreplaceable. Do whatever you can to suck out of life every single moment of daddy time you can. You will never regret it.

Congrats to deathdisco too!

 

Just for the record, Jimbo and I are _not_ expecting.

 

Not that we aren't practicing.

 

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