Dath Maximus Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 A dark day has come my friends.......no...thats wrong....A dark day has come my associates who most of which I will no doubt kill one day. As I was getting into my car to head to class this morn. I discovered a horrible truth, someone had gotten into my car and stolen my talking dashboard yoda. The sons of bitches left the bottle of scotch but took my yoda. I have sworn to avenge my lost traveling buddy. Mark my words, blood will be spilled in honor of the little green guy who yelled his words of wisdom at me with the press of a button. No longer will i notice how he is either purposely refusing to make eye contact with me, or if he's simply staring at the boobs of any female passenger I have with me. (passengers of their own free will that havent been paid either) Pray for Yoda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 He wasn't stolen...your training is now complete and he is one with the Force. May your career as a Jedi be as badass as it should be. And no using the mind trick to get laid. That's almost the same as using drugs you dirty dirty Jedi. How could you even think of such a thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Why do you have a bottle of scotch in your car? Maybe Yoda was scared for his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted July 1, 2008 Author Share Posted July 1, 2008 Why do you have a bottle of scotch in your car? the hell kind of homo question is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Knight of Keno Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Yoda was scared for his life. Corrected and QFT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 SONS OF BITCHES ALL OF EM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Next time someone tried to break into your car, make sure they find a shotgun instead of your sweet dashboard Yoda. However, this would be an excuse for you to kill.... I will mourn for you tonight, teacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth333 Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Well, it seems that we found the guilty one! Sounds like one of you two will need a lawyer soon (j/k) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted July 2, 2008 Author Share Posted July 2, 2008 lawyer? ill just kill him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted July 2, 2008 Author Share Posted July 2, 2008 also, a shout out to m@rs to explaining to everyone that i lost my yoda at the same time whats his face acquired one, its examples of pure insight like that that truly make me proud of people in general kudos to you mighty detective Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderWiggin Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 also, a shout out to m@rs to explaining to everyone that i lost my yoda at the same time whats his face acquired one, its examples of pure insight like that that truly make me proud of people in general kudos to you mighty detective I think you're the only reason I get up in the morning, Dath. _EW_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted July 2, 2008 Author Share Posted July 2, 2008 I think you're the only reason I get up in the morning, Dath. _EW_ usually im the reason people drink in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 You're the reason I strangle baby rabbits when I'm upset, Mark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 usually im the reason people drink in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted July 2, 2008 Author Share Posted July 2, 2008 You're the reason I strangle baby rabbits when I'm upset, Mark. **** yes i am! and you steve, are the reason i have to drive 3 hours north to get subway i still have your phone number btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd_Annhilator Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 usually im the reason people drink in the morning YOURE THE REASON IM DRUNK ALL THE TIME ;____; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted July 2, 2008 Author Share Posted July 2, 2008 YOURE THE REASON IM DRUNK ALL THE TIME ;____; yes...yes i am and now i have to go to work, i demand people flame whats his face in my leave of abscense while im away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 I'M ON IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 i still have your phone number btw I hadn't noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 usually im the reason people drink in the morning Pff, I'm the reason I drink in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoidburg Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 i took it... next time don't be busy when i'm randomly in the twin city area... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted July 2, 2008 Author Share Posted July 2, 2008 i took it... next time don't be busy when i'm randomly in the twin city area... hey, you were here like a friggan week ago, this was last night dont make me beat you at christmas time you ungrateful hobo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 you and this Yoda you keep talking about...you were having a romantic relationship or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 well if the rumour i heard is true then all i can say is it's an extremely inappropriate use for a dashboard buddy. but whatever floats your boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorden Darkblade Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Thieves!!! I'll pray for your little green friend! heh Anyway, how much is one of those? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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