Tysyacha Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Way to ruin the Olympics by showing the most horrific movie preview known to man during the commercials... Even Battlefield Earth didn't look like a total bomb from the previews shown on television before the debacle hit the big screen. This does. What am I talking about? I'm talking about the detritus that will spew forth from Disney's vat of live-action miseryfests: "Beverly Hills Rat Dog Movie!" (I know that's not the real title, but I will not even spell the last word because that would be giving it too much respect and dignity, which it doesn't merit.) America's kids, and kids all over the world, deserve better than real dogs played like puppets by the Disney CGI mouth-manipulating wizards. Honestly. Even "101" and "102 Dalmatians" looked better than this piece of utter doggie-doo. I can't believe they almost ruined Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull by showing a preview of it before Harrison Ford took the theater by storm. Who will join me in NOT seeing the "Rat Dog Movie" on October 3rd? This is a call to arms, people!!! If no one goes to see it, Disney won't make a sequel (or at least they won't make one that's actually shown at the theater.) FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT the FUTILE FRENZY of FURRY FIENDS--the RAT DOGS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChAiNz.2da Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 o.O Umm..OK after googling the 'mystery movie' and wasting about a minute of my life watching the trailer... all I can say is.. /signed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCarter426 Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Uh, sure, I'll boycott it. I kind of don't watch Disney movies anyway, so why not boycott this one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Umm..OK after googling the 'mystery movie' and wasting about a minute of my life watching the trailer... all I can say is.. Watch out ChAiNz this means you did not go see Wall*E which is considered a major offense around here. Seen the trailer before Wall*E and I am not planning on seeing “Beverly Hills Chihuahua” and the trailer prevented me from seeing Wall*E again. Two of my cousins really want to see it, but they are six and seven so I’ll forgive them for their bad taste. I’ll even pay for them to go, but they will have to find someone else to take them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achilles Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 hehe, saw it each of the eight times I saw Wall*E, plus the first viewing of Dark Knight (?!?). You don't have to ask me twice not to see it. You didn't even have to ask me once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChAiNz.2da Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Watch out ChAiNz this means you did not go see Wall*E which is considered a major offense around here. I don't get out much Crowds freak me out, and sunlight hurts my brain (literally) However I have no doubt in my mind I'll love Wall*E. I only hope they don't massacre the DVD with this "rat-dog" trailer But yeah, on topic-wise this movie looks about as bad as most of the slop Hollywood is dishing out these days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achilles Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 When Lasseter took on the title of Chief Creative Officer at Disney, I thought, "Great! That means no more garbage from Disney.". And wouldn't you know it, as soon as I let me guard down, I get sucker-punched with the rat-dog movie trailer before my yearly Pixar fix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Kered Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Signed!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderWiggin Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Absolutely. This is just awful-looking. _EW_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ascendant_Justice Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Wouldn't see it if someone begged me to. Looks pretty typical. Even though it probably sucks, it'll most likely rake in countless millions just because it's another kids movie. Way to capitalize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 I propose a change to the thread title. Cut out the 's "Rat Dog Movie!" part. It's un-needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 I was actually in physical pain from that trailer. I am pretty sure it gave me cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litofsky Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 This trailer (I recently was forced to watch it before Swing Vote. That alone might dissuade me from going back again) has destroyed my faith in Humanity. ...Oh, wait, there was never any to begin with. Boycott all the way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawathehutt Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 I wanted to gouge my eyes out when I saw the trailer before the 3rd mummy today. Maybe not that serious, but it looks really really bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Obi-Wan Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 I get to hear that trailer about every twenty minutes at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravnas Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Oh god, I forgot about this stinker, on the plus side we got this glorious rifftrax:D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS3GiMoAkYA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Can someone gauge my eyes out? I grew up with The Lion King, Belle and the Beast, Mulan and Tarzan. All good movies. This...is...(no not Sparta, but the word starts with an S allright!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrrtoken Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 When I first saw the beginning of the trailer while waiting for Wall*E, I thought: "Alright, another Apocalypto!". Sadly, I was treated to trailer trash in the form of god-awful CGI. Another reason why Disney is complete crap these days: CGI. Disney needs to return to traditional animation, not CGI, since only Pixar knows how to turn CGI into pure gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverNight Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Disney's gone downhill. They've grown a reputation for producing great kid's movies... and then produce stuff like this! Signed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tk102 Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 on the plus side we got this glorious rifftrax:D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS3GiMoAkYA That made my morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderWiggin Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS3GiMoAkYA That was hilarious. _EW_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 I went to the Alamo Drafthouse to see Wall-e so I got to see the trailers to Foxy Brown, Coffee, and Faster Pussycat Kill Kill! But yeah, I'm pretty much against any movie with Beverly Hills in the Title except for the following; Down and Out in Beverly Hills, Beverly Hills Ninja. PS: Mouth manipulation should always be left to the simple, lowly peanut butter. Mr. Ed style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 I never really liked movies focused on dogs except "Dogs vs. Cats" Anyways, I hated this movie when I first heard about it while my sister was watching the god-awful Hannah Montana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 I never really liked movies focused on dogs except "Dogs vs. Cats" Anyways, I hated this movie when I first heard about it while my sister was watching the god-awful Hannah Montana She must be destroyed, before she spreads the disease to others. Kill her, for the sake of the human race. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Graffiti Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 It isn't made by Pixar. I see no reason why anyone would see it in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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