Canderis Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 http://totalrandom.wordpress.com/2008/05/04/60-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-walmart/ 14. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME! PICK ME!” lmao Anymore you can think of? I got one 61. Open up a bag of Skittles and throw them at people saying 'Feel the rainbow"
Rtas Vadum Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 I've heard of those before. I've been tempted to do the "pick me" one since I first heard of it.
Ctrl Alt Del Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 7. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’.Yes.
Sabretooth Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 half of that stuff won't get you kicked out. This and the entire list sucks like hell any way.
Rogue15 Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 yeah there are better ways to get kicked out. much better ways.
jawathehutt Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 I've gotten kicked out of my local walgreenes for trying out the swords in the toy section, they were threatening to kick us out of target too but we had gotten enough testing in to know which light saber to buy by the time they found us so it was all good.
Marius Fett Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 Christ, that list is OLD... Half of it isn't even funny..
Adavardes Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 yeah there are better ways to get kicked out. much better ways. Why don't you share them, then? Enlighten us with your expansive knowledge of awesome things to do in order to act like a moron and get yourself kicked out of an establishment.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 i think he works there so uh he'd kinda have to know
Darth_Yuthura Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 59. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.”NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!!" What if you hear voices anyway? Does being arrested count as 'kicked out'?
Adavardes Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 i think he works there so uh he'd kinda have to know Then I'd like to hear what he knows. It's a pretty simple request, really.
Darth_Yuthura Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 THere are lots of ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart. Th ones where you are just a jerk are not clever or amusing. The ones that require some thought... like pretending to be a manager and ordering employees about... that's more on the clever side.
Boba Rhett Posted April 27, 2009 Posted April 27, 2009 Ok. One innocent and unassuming day walk into a nearby Walmart wearing a blue vest. Begin by spending the first week greeting people at the doorway and handing out stickers to young children. Your second week there move onto the electronics section where you will assist customers with the tough technical choices to be made and make sure they go home happy; sure in the fact that they had made the right choice with their new electronic purchase. The third week there, having befriended the rest of the actual Walmart staff, you will organize an employee protest outside the building - demanding higher wages and flexible work hours for all. Victorious, you will be held aloft by your fellow "employees" and taken to the nearest bar for a round of drinks after which you will spend the night with that cute goth chick that works in Fabrics. The fourth week there you will wait until midday Sunday afternoon; the busiest time for the store. At this crucial moment, using your near godlike ninja skills, you will sneak past the registers, barrel-roll through the baby food isle, 'round the corner near the Bananas and Nilla wafers and... dunk yer junk in the lobster tank.
Rev7 Posted April 27, 2009 Posted April 27, 2009 Dunk yer junk in the lobster tank. That would be so funny
Rogue15 Posted April 27, 2009 Posted April 27, 2009 Why don't you share them, then? Enlighten us with your expansive knowledge of awesome things to do in order to act like a moron and get yourself kicked out of an establishment. yep i work there. here's a few things you can do...that are fun but don't have a high risk of getting you thrown out or in trouble with the law. get license number of a random car and go into the store and say that the person left their lights are on. go into the back through the employee doors, employees will just think you're a new person checking their schedule, hell wear brown pants and a blue shirt when you go in, bring a lunch bag and go in the back and chill with the employees, say you're a new cashier. they'll never know unless you're a regular customer of the store. (regular=you're in there at least once a week, regardless if you've even talked to an employee) eat a banana or any scaled item WHILE IN LINE and then attempt to pay for it. bring a dog in on a leash (if you make it past the door greeter, they cannot kick you out)
Adavardes Posted April 27, 2009 Posted April 27, 2009 yep i work there. here's a few things you can do...that are fun but don't have a high risk of getting you thrown out or in trouble with the law. The name of the thread is "60 ways to get kicked out of walmart." yeah there are better ways to get kicked out. much better ways. I want to hear these "much better ways to get kicked out", not about stuff that doesn't have "a high risk of getting you thrown out."
Lynk Former Posted April 27, 2009 Posted April 27, 2009 Yeah, R15, what were you thinking? This thread is for serious business discussion only.
Totenkopf Posted April 27, 2009 Posted April 27, 2009 Ok. One innocent and unassuming day walk into a nearby Walmart wearing a blue vest. Begin by spending the first week greeting people at the doorway and handing out stickers to young children. Your second week there move onto the electronics section where you will assist customers with the tough technical choices to be made and make sure they go home happy; sure in the fact that they had made the right choice with their new electronic purchase. The third week there, having befriended the rest of the actual Walmart staff, you will organize an employee protest outside the building - demanding higher wages and flexible work hours for all. Victorious, you will be held aloft by your fellows "employees" and taken to the nearest bar for a round of drinks after which you will spend the night with that cute goth chick that works in Fabrics. The fourth week there you will wait until midday Sunday afternoon; the busiest time for the store. At this crucial moment, using your near godlike ninja skills, you will sneak past the registers, barrel-roll through the baby food isle, 'round the corner near the Bananas and Nilla wafers and... dunk yer junk in the lobster tank. You are a sick man, Boba. I'd pay a dollar for everyone else to have to see you do that. Or have you already?
RedHawke Posted April 27, 2009 Posted April 27, 2009 Ok. One innocent and unassuming day walk into a nearby Walmart wearing a blue vest. Begin by spending the first week greeting people at the doorway and handing out stickers to young children. Your second week there move onto the electronics section where you will assist customers with the tough technical choices to be made and make sure they go home happy; sure in the fact that they had made the right choice with their new electronic purchase. The third week there, having befriended the rest of the actual Walmart staff, you will organize an employee protest outside the building - demanding higher wages and flexible work hours for all. Victorious, you will be held aloft by your fellows "employees" and taken to the nearest bar for a round of drinks after which you will spend the night with that cute goth chick that works in Fabrics. The fourth week there you will wait until midday Sunday afternoon; the busiest time for the store. At this crucial moment, using your near godlike ninja skills, you will sneak past the registers, barrel-roll through the baby food isle, 'round the corner near the Bananas and Nilla wafers and... dunk yer junk in the lobster tank. This post wins... thread over.
Darth Avlectus Posted April 28, 2009 Posted April 28, 2009 I got a bunch: 0) Being out with your friends and realizing the hard way that one of them (G/F's friend) is a 'sticky fingers' at 2 AM 30 miles away from home. Happened once to my neighbor a few months ago when...Yah, pleasant. 1) Opening a heavy metal CD without buying it, putting it into a boom box, cranking that mofo up to maximum, and mosh-pitting like it's a concert. 2) Playing a squirrel as you climb on stuff and jump from one aisle wall top to another, all while dressed up in one of their holoween costumes that you did not buy 3) Taking their bikes out and riding them all around the store and also jacking one of those "loud horn" canister things and using it (niether of which you paid for) 4) Playing Madrid bull-run festival in the grocery food section as a group 5) While we're in the food section, FOOD FIGHT! 6) going around walking froggy wide legged and pulling stuff out into the aisle, sort of bouncing up and down over it yelling "TEA BAGS!" Within reason of course 7) sort of like above but much more subtle: rubbing yourself all over stuff and taking random items and rubbing all over yourself yourself with it... Within reason of course. Marylin Manson anyone? 8) youtube search "The Greatest Walmart Prank" (Language advisory, but that's the reason it's so damn funny) 9) Though not *IN* walmart pulling trickster over the intercom like our dear friend Tom Green (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) 10) Having a full blown street game of any sort of sport, namely tackle football going around and just knocking into stuff, or playing backyard wrestling brawl, or below example: While (again) not *IN* walmart, I'd bet on it getting you thrown out (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.)
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