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Ok. One innocent and unassuming day walk into a nearby Walmart wearing a blue vest. Begin by spending the first week greeting people at the doorway and handing out stickers to young children. Your second week there move onto the electronics section where you will assist customers with the tough technical choices to be made and make sure they go home happy; sure in the fact that they had made the right choice with their new electronic purchase. The third week there, having befriended the rest of the actual Walmart staff, you will organize an employee protest outside the building - demanding higher wages and flexible work hours for all. Victorious, you will be held aloft by your fellow "employees" and taken to the nearest bar for a round of drinks after which you will spend the night with that cute goth chick that works in Fabrics. The fourth week there you will wait until midday Sunday afternoon; the busiest time for the store. At this crucial moment, using your near godlike ninja skills, you will sneak past the registers, barrel-roll through the baby food isle, 'round the corner near the Bananas and Nilla wafers and...

 

 

dunk yer junk in the lobster tank.

 

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Why don't you share them, then? Enlighten us with your expansive knowledge of awesome things to do in order to act like a moron and get yourself kicked out of an establishment.

 

yep i work there. here's a few things you can do...that are fun but don't have a high risk of getting you thrown out or in trouble with the law.

 

get license number of a random car and go into the store and say that the person left their lights are on.

 

 

go into the back through the employee doors, employees will just think you're a new person checking their schedule, hell wear brown pants and a blue shirt when you go in, bring a lunch bag and go in the back and chill with the employees, say you're a new cashier. they'll never know unless you're a regular customer of the store. (regular=you're in there at least once a week, regardless if you've even talked to an employee)

 

eat a banana or any scaled item WHILE IN LINE and then attempt to pay for it.

 

bring a dog in on a leash (if you make it past the door greeter, they cannot kick you out)

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yep i work there. here's a few things you can do...that are fun but don't have a high risk of getting you thrown out or in trouble with the law.

 

The name of the thread is "60 ways to get kicked out of walmart."

 

yeah there are better ways to get kicked out. much better ways.

 

I want to hear these "much better ways to get kicked out", not about stuff that doesn't have "a high risk of getting you thrown out."

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Ok. One innocent and unassuming day walk into a nearby Walmart wearing a blue vest. Begin by spending the first week greeting people at the doorway and handing out stickers to young children. Your second week there move onto the electronics section where you will assist customers with the tough technical choices to be made and make sure they go home happy; sure in the fact that they had made the right choice with their new electronic purchase. The third week there, having befriended the rest of the actual Walmart staff, you will organize an employee protest outside the building - demanding higher wages and flexible work hours for all. Victorious, you will be held aloft by your fellows "employees" and taken to the nearest bar for a round of drinks after which you will spend the night with that cute goth chick that works in Fabrics. The fourth week there you will wait until midday Sunday afternoon; the busiest time for the store. At this crucial moment, using your near godlike ninja skills, you will sneak past the registers, barrel-roll through the baby food isle, 'round the corner near the Bananas and Nilla wafers and...

 

 

dunk yer junk in the lobster tank.

 

 

You are a sick man, Boba. I'd pay a dollar for everyone else to have to see you do that. Or have you already? :lol:

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Ok. One innocent and unassuming day walk into a nearby Walmart wearing a blue vest. Begin by spending the first week greeting people at the doorway and handing out stickers to young children. Your second week there move onto the electronics section where you will assist customers with the tough technical choices to be made and make sure they go home happy; sure in the fact that they had made the right choice with their new electronic purchase. The third week there, having befriended the rest of the actual Walmart staff, you will organize an employee protest outside the building - demanding higher wages and flexible work hours for all. Victorious, you will be held aloft by your fellows "employees" and taken to the nearest bar for a round of drinks after which you will spend the night with that cute goth chick that works in Fabrics. The fourth week there you will wait until midday Sunday afternoon; the busiest time for the store. At this crucial moment, using your near godlike ninja skills, you will sneak past the registers, barrel-roll through the baby food isle, 'round the corner near the Bananas and Nilla wafers and...

 

 

dunk yer junk in the lobster tank.

This post wins... thread over. :carms:

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I got a bunch:

 

0) Being out with your friends and realizing the hard way that one of them (G/F's friend) is a 'sticky fingers' at 2 AM 30 miles away from home. Happened once to my neighbor a few months ago when...Yah, pleasant.

 

1) Opening a heavy metal CD without buying it, putting it into a boom box, cranking that mofo up to maximum, and mosh-pitting like it's a concert.

 

2) Playing a squirrel as you climb on stuff and jump from one aisle wall top to another, all while dressed up in one of their holoween costumes that you did not buy

 

3) Taking their bikes out and riding them all around the store and also jacking one of those "loud horn" canister things and using it (niether of which you paid for)

 

4) Playing Madrid bull-run festival in the grocery food section as a group

 

5) While we're in the food section, FOOD FIGHT!

 

6) going around walking froggy wide legged and pulling stuff out into the aisle, sort of bouncing up and down over it yelling "TEA BAGS!" Within reason of course :dev8:

 

7) sort of like above but much more subtle: rubbing yourself all over stuff and taking random items and rubbing all over yourself yourself with it... Within reason of course. :dev8: Marylin Manson anyone?

 

8) youtube search "The Greatest Walmart Prank" :dev8: (Language advisory, but that's the reason it's so damn funny)

 

9) Though not *IN* walmart pulling trickster over the intercom like our dear friend Tom Green (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.)

 

10) Having a full blown street game of any sort of sport, namely tackle football going around and just knocking into stuff, or playing backyard wrestling brawl, or below example: While (again) not *IN* walmart, I'd bet on it getting you thrown out

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