In case of Nuclear War...

[Hallucination]

I'd rush to an underground bomb shelter before anyone else, cover the stairs in a blue tarp, and then make a salmon costume. As people begin to pile into the shelter I'd run up the stairs in said costume yelling about how I need to get to my spawning grounds.

[CommanderQ]

I would probably take advantage of the World Chaos and declare myself leader of a small independant state, {with a sizeable nuclear arsenal...ahem:D}

[igyman]

I can't die, so I wouldn't give a rat's ass either way.

[Prime]

I'd tuck and roll to safety.

[Lynk Former]

I'd stand behind Jeff. His unlimited sense of self worth would protect me from any nuclear fallout.

[Pho3nix]

I'd stand behind Jeff. His unlimited sense of self worth would protect me from any nuclear fallout.

Hah, that's true.

[RedHawke]

Geez, it took this long?

 

TO THE REFRIGERATOR

Only if it is Lead lined!

[Mav]

I'd stand behind Jeff. His unlimited sense of self worth would protect me from any nuclear fallout.

I'd hide behind Lynk, his massive ego and shameless self-promotion would prove to be a shield too great for radiation to overcome, plus he's behind Jeff...

[Lynk Former]

massive ego? XD i'm pretty sure i put myself down too much to have an ego that big

[Bee Hoon]

I'm with mav on this Between Jeffu and Lynkie, we will surely be safe!

[Q]

Geez, it took this long?

 

TO THE REFRIGERATOR

I don't know about anyone else, but I'd really like to forget about that, along with the entire PT.

 

Me, I'd just have to concentrate hard enough to leave my body before it got nuked and live on forever as a disembodied spirit.

[Darth Avlectus]

Toss up:

 

1) I'd be the one responsible for the California Chansaw Massacre.

 

2) Jack me an arsenal, write me a constitution, Get some supplies and brass knucks, jack a cop car and take Sacraghetto.

 

3) Headbang and moshpit to metal music because even if it didn't hit nearby, I'm pretty sure we're all screwed anyway. Least the rest of my family has a strategic survival plan.

 

4) Hang gliding.

 

5) head to crystal peak.

[narfblat]

I'd be pushing the red button.

 

After a nuclear bomb hits, the first thing to do is go hunt the mutated monsters.

 

As for what to do if a bomb lands without going off, the Young Ones have that covered(skip past the weird music parts, unless you like them):

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[Tobias Reiper]

Well, I'd, if no chance for survival,

DANCE!

Cause SERIOUSLY, everyones gon' die, including you, why not do the most embarassing things, like for example:

1. Strip naked and do the thriller dance in the streets while occasionally stopping to pimp slap someone with a sammich

2.After dressing up as a hobo, Hold up a sign (made on cardboard) that says "THE END WAS NIGH"

3.Start yelling about Refrigerators

4.Dress up in a black vest, blue shirt, brown pants, stupid looking helmet, and then yell about the Death Star and to get to the X-Wings

5.pick a person you see running, run them down and keep them locked in a hug until you both die from the bomb, while whispering in their ear that hugs cost $3.00

[Trench]

I'd put on my springy hat and call for my alien friends.

I'd also use Mandalorian Basilisk War Droids to blow up CQ's independent state:xp:

[Lynk Former]

I'm with mav on this Between Jeffu and Lynkie, we will surely be safe!

lol, what did i ever do to you bee? XD

 

EDIT: Wait, this is because I got you to sing Nyan Nyan isn't it

[EnderWiggin]

I'd convince a few of my better looking friends and my girlfriend to come stay over at my house.

 

At least I'd be happy for the last few moments.

 

_EW_

[TriggerGod]

Well, I'd, if no chance for survival,

DANCE!

Cause SERIOUSLY, everyones gon' die, including you, why not do the most embarassing things, like for example:

1. Strip naked and do the thriller dance in the streets while occasionally stopping to pimp slap someone with a sammich

2.After dressing up as a hobo, Hold up a sign (made on cardboard) that says "THE END WAS NIGH"

3.Start yelling about Refrigerators

4.Dress up in a black vest, blue shirt, brown pants, stupid looking helmet, and then yell about the Death Star and to get to the X-Wings

5.pick a person you see running, run them down and keep them locked in a hug until you both die from the bomb, while whispering in their ear that hugs cost $3.00

...what?

[CommanderQ]

^^Yeah...that one is....uhhhh....an example of what nuclear tension does to people....*giggles uncontrollably*

[Prime]

Cause SERIOUSLY, everyones gon' die

Not me. I tucked and rolled.

[Trench]

Cause SERIOUSLY, everyones gon' die

My alien friends have rescued me:D.

[Litofsky]

Lead Pajamas.

[Hallucination]

Unless you wear a burka to sleep that probably won't work all that well.

[SpaceAlex]

 

Anyway, I would probably enjoy the view from atop of the mountain.

[Hawkstrong16]

Well, I'd, if no chance for survival,

DANCE!

Cause SERIOUSLY, everyones gon' die, including you, why not do the most embarassing things, like for example:

1. Strip naked and do the thriller dance in the streets while occasionally stopping to pimp slap someone with a sammich

2.After dressing up as a hobo, Hold up a sign (made on cardboard) that says "THE END WAS NIGH"

3.Start yelling about Refrigerators

4.Dress up in a black vest, blue shirt, brown pants, stupid looking helmet, and then yell about the Death Star and to get to the X-Wings

5.pick a person you see running, run them down and keep them locked in a hug until you both die from the bomb, while whispering in their ear that hugs cost $3.00

 

This almost wins.. However......

 

I'd convince a few of my better looking friends and my girlfriend to come stay over at my house.

 

At least I'd be happy for the last few moments.

 

_EW_

 

How 'bout it! I'd be doing that(so to speak) lol