Hawkstrong16 Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 Congratulations, Shem!! Best of wishes to you and your lovely wife. Good luck with your up coming blessing (out of place I know but... 300th post!! woohoo. sorry I'm done now. haha) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 Congrats Shem! Enjoy that full nights sleep while you can! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Congratulations. Teach it well and encourage it to read and speak properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 He-hey! 'Grats to the father to be! You won't be able to keep your YT acct as up to date--but I think the joys will be worth it for you. A proud milestone to be sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChAiNz.2da Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Gratz to you and your wife! Teach your padawan well.. hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Congrats, Shem! ^_^ I shall ask what someone else in the thread has asked; any name ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 YAY! Congradulations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Sun Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 If you call it Revan or Bastila, you have been here far too long and it might be frowned upon in the real world n stuff Congrats man, must be an awesome feeling, good luck to you both! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taak Farst Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Just some parenting advice. Don't Let him/her watch star wars until (s)he's at least 10...or they will be addicted..and... ...nuff said.. and become a hermit and sleep for the next 7-8 months!!! soon, u will have to wait a few years before u can sleep easy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Congratulations to you sir. May the pregnancy, as well as the birth, turn out fine for the both of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted March 9, 2010 Author Share Posted March 9, 2010 My wife and I just found out today that... we're having a GIRL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 did you come up with a name for her yet? And is she your first child? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litofsky Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Congratulations, Shem! Have you any more pictures for the prying audience? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediAthos Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Congrats Shem! I love my little girl, she's quite the handful...perhaps not as much as her little brother, but love her just the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 With a wife as lovely as Shem's, he'll have to beat the boys off his daughter and sit on his porch with a shotgun when someone comes calling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Hell, he may have to beat them off to keep 'em away from his wife too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liverandbacon Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Congratulations, and as for beating the boys off, may I recommend giving them these rules to consider? (In spoiler tags to prevent uberlong post) Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do no, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, having ahem... relations without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to "relations", I am the barrier, and I will kill you. Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: "early." Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better. Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted March 9, 2010 Author Share Posted March 9, 2010 The due date has been changed from July 24 to July 28. Congratulations, Shem! Have you any more pictures for the prying audience? Not yet. I'll have to see if there are any clear enough pictures to scan. I mean some of those shots are hard to tell what they are unless you have had some training in that area. did you come up with a name for her yet? And is she your first child?Yes, she's going to be named after my mother. With a wife as lovely as Shem's, he'll have to beat the boys off his daughter and sit on his porch with a shotgun when someone comes calling. That's assuming if she takes after her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Well, if she takes after you, Shem, she'll be able to keep the boys at bay herself and save you a lot of money on shotgun shells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Congratulations, and as for beating the boys off, may I recommend giving them these rules to consider? (In spoiler tags to prevent uberlong post) :rofl: I think I'm going to laminate those and hand them out to any boy who wants to date my daughter. Here's a radio ad (for Hummer, won a Radio-Mercury Award in 2005) to go along with those rules. Regarding the baby's due date--they come when they want to come. Babies don't read obstetrics textbooks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ping Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 :rofl: I think I'm going to laminate those and hand them out to any boy who wants to date my daughter. Hehehe...I can only imagine what their expressions would look like. Anyways, once again, congrats, Shem! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser'eck Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Congrats to you and your wife Shem! Believe me, it is a lot of fun being a parent! Regarding the baby's due date--they come when they want to come. Babies don't read obstetrics textbooks. Very true. My wife just gave birth to our daughter 3 weeks ago, she was due on April 28. My wife was at 29 weeks and 6 days at time of birth. But here is hoping that your first one will be a full term baby and as healthy as can be! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfTheFish Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Congrats man! Raise your mini Shem well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 My wife and I just found out today that... we're having a GIRL!!! *Hands Shem a really big shotgun and cleaning kit* Save that for when she goes out on her first date in 15 years or so. @ Grats Shem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 *Hands Shem a really big shotgun and cleaning kit* Save that for when she goes out on her first date in 15 years or so. @ Grats Shem. lol... 15 years... You're so behind the times Reddums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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