Astor Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Chinese sisters hold tournament to find husbands. It seems the Xiao sisters are fed up with meeting 'weak' men, so have taken an unorthodox approach to dating. First contestants must show off their archery skills, then they must carry a heavy weight over sharpened bamboo spears, and finally they have to defeat one of the sisters in full contact combat. I'm not sure I'd want to risk getting my ass kicked without seeing what they looked like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Chuck Norris just got two wives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lion54 Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 What's Love Got To Do With It when you can have Kung Fu Fighting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 They can chose open hand or any weapon they wish but we won't be holding back. If they can't beat us they aren't worthy," explained Lin.[/Quote] I'd chose this Gatling Shotgun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 What's Love Got To Do With It when you can have Kung Fu Fighting? That reply...it's just art. On a whole different note, if one of them and their husband get in a fight, the entire house gets destroyed. And no policeman will go after that particular domestic disturbance too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 I'd chose this I was thinking of something like that at first, but that then I noticed the human tendency to not marry lifeless, burning shreds of flesh strewn across a battleground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 I was thinking of something like that at first, but that then I noticed the human tendency to not marry lifeless, burning shreds of flesh strewn across a battleground. Well I'm not really interested in having a wife at this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 On a whole different note, if one of them and their husband get in a fight, the entire house gets destroyed. Now you've gone and said that, there's bound to be a Chinese re-make of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 I could actually respect a chick who prefers straight-up violence to the traditional BS psychological warfare that most women and some men are so fond of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Well I'm not really interested in having a wife at this time. ...is this a good time to comment on how I like the way you Texans do business? >____> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkside Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 This is some messed up sh*t, even I think so... If this ever gets videoed I will surely want to watch it Especially if the sisters get totally beaten up, a great way to make an ass out of oneself: "We are so damn great we could beat up any man we saw" and then some big guy comes in and kicks her ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Oh, Equilibrium, excellent! Gun kata was it called right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pho3nix Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 ~equilibrium.jpg I actually watched that movie yesterday...mind blown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 I actually watched that movie yesterday...mind blown. yeah, it's pretty awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 yeah, it's pretty awesome. It wasn't a box-office succes if I recall correctly... I find it's fighting scenes (dare I say it) cooler then the ones from the Matrix though. Eq created it's own fighting style for crying out loud....hammertime. With guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Well I'm not really interested in having a wife at this time. Aww, it defeats the entire purpose of the fight, then. Then again, I suppose that if one's willing to join this senseless violence it just doesn't matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 I would defeat them with my stunning good looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lion54 Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Aww, it defeats the entire purpose of the fight, then. Not really, it's good practice for when he actually does decide to get married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommycat Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Not really, it's good practice for when he actually does decide to get married. Nope... he lives in Texas, he's gonna need a bigger gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Marital arts experts Xiao Lin, 22, and little sister Yin, 21 Best. Typo. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkside Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Best. Typo. Ever. I thought the exact same thing, just didnt bother mentioning it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 I would defeat them with my stunning good looks. I hope so....I think threatening them with a permaban won't work if they're about to roundhouse-kick you through the kitchen sink. /Primeflex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamqd Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 Marriage is overrated, and I certainly wouldn't engage in combat for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 Marriage is overrated, and I certainly wouldn't engage in combat for it. agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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