JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 I'm pretty sure this guy is saying that doomsday is in October. Apparently, tomorrow is the rapture, where Jesus comes back and takes all the real believers back with him to heaven, where they get to party hard. Man, I hope I'm on the VIP list... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Speaking of which... There's a dude down here in Australia who's started up a new cult where he's convinced his followers that he's Jesus and his girlfriend is Mary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Speaking of which... There's a dude down here in Australia who's started up a new cult where he's convinced his followers that he's Jesus and his girlfriend is Mary. o_O sauce?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/im-jesus-riverland-man-says/story-e6frea83-1226055976446 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/im-jesus-riverland-man-says/story-e6frea83-1226055976446 All i can say is, lolwut. Also, you have a "Bible Belt"? I mean, i knew you guys always wanted to be like America, but... damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Firstly, no one in Australia wants to be like America unless you're a teen girl. Secondly, Queensland is has the most concentration of serious business religious people... it's also known for having the most racists in the country as well and is where an Australian branch of the KKK started... though I don't think they ever got anywhere with that. Thirdly, Religion is actually on the decline in Australia... so much so that various religions are pissing themselves cause they don't know what to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Because it'd be a pointless step to take and since the world is ending pretty soon you'd be wasting precious time when you could be doing other things/people. Step back before you hurt yourself and let the pro's handle this. Yeah......right. If the world ends tomorrow, the $$ will really be worth nothing. If you're dad "loves" you and is remotely intelligent....it should take little effort to convince him of your plan. Besides, if the "pros" are handling it....you still have to pay the cost of freight today. Maybe you should just settle for whores instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 This is probably the most stupid hypothetical debate I've been a part of the entire time I've been on the Internet to date. Also, I've never needed to pay money for that kind of thing in my entire life, why would I need to start now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Firstly, no one in Australia wants to be like America unless you're a teen girl. Secondly, Queensland is has the most concentration of serious business religious people... it's also known for having the most racists in the country as well and is where an Australian branch of the KKK started... though I don't think they ever got anywhere with that. Thirdly, Religion is actually on the decline in Australia... so much so that various religions are pissing themselves cause they don't know what to do. heheh... just pulling your leg, Lynk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 heheh... just pulling your leg, Lynk. I know I was just doing the old "Hahahahah... you're funny, I'll kill you last" thing with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordVader1 Posted May 20, 2011 Author Share Posted May 20, 2011 Now my Dad told me he was joking, but why do they keep coming up with this BS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Now my Dad told me he was joking, but why do they keep coming up with this BS? Tell your dad it's not a joke because Jesus has shown up in Australia. He better get down here fast before the whole apocalypse goes down otherwise he's gonna miss out on his ticket to heaven. Do it now. Stop reading this post, get off the computer and run to him now. RUN! RUN NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Now my Dad told me he was joking, but why do they keep coming up with this BS? The same reason they come up with other BS, Pinky. TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChAiNz.2da Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 So when everyone disappears tomorrow.. can I have your stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 So when everyone disappears tomorrow.. can I have your stuff? Trust me, I'm getting left behind. So no, you can't have my crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Please everyone. Actually the world will end in Dcember 2012. You still have a year...well according to the Mayans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 I just read a little about this Harold Camping guy, he last predicted the end of the world to be September 6, 1994. Like his gusto, “if at first you don't succeed, try, try again.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primogen Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Still, I think we need to party like it's $19.99. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamqd Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Religion, being a Life Crutch, You'd think its writers would of skipped the Doomsday bit. anyway, death is better than work, bring on 2012! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JebusJM Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 There are so many things I haven't done in my life yet... I haven't even seen Pirates 4 yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acdcfanbill Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Trust me, I'm getting left behind. So no, you can't have my crap. we can party with all the cool people then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 we can party with all the cool people then I still won't party with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 I heard bliplits about this guy saying doomsday is upon us but frankly I have not paid attention. If anything I am more for reading what it says in the good Book and then some since I have dabbled in the gospels and books that were not chosen for inclusion by the Council of Nicea. Hey at least I know I got one more year. Bring on 2012 and I'll live life to the fullest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltiades Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Coincidentally, I've just started reading "I, Lucifer" by Glen Duncan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Anybody else plan on leaving full sets of clothing and accessories lying in streets and park benches late Friday night/early Saturday morning? For teh lulz of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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