Sivy Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 i received this e-mail and thought it was pretty funny.. __________________________ Can anyone help me with this IT problem? 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware program, Party Girl 2.1, which I tried, had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other, they caused severe damage to my hardware. I then upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2002. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any operating errors I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and can, without warning, Launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my resources. These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me that they are an illegal operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-In-Law, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money files before uninstalling itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 Very funny and very clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 h4h4h4h4h4!! I cant stop laughing. Its really funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 Hehe... That's a nice e-mail, eh? Especially if you sent it to a tech person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 lol cracked me up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
golferbr Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 That is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 It's funny because it's true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 heheh...thats awsome... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Heh, that is kind of funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reclaimer Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by Siv i received this e-mail and thought it was pretty funny.. __________________________ Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other, they caused severe damage to my hardware. I can wounder why... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Nice. Very original! -2 thumbs up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legameboy Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Laugh my ass off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 That was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by ET Warrior It's funny because it's true! ....not to be a party pooper, but, it's true.... on TV, it's a cleche, a stereotype. But i'm just a lonely, bored.... party pooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemme w/Stick Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 . Funny but true. -Clemme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Luke Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 That's some funny stuff dude!! Three cheers for Siv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermie Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 hahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats so funny!! where do people come up with stuff like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Why didn't u put it in the Joke Thread but Sam Fisher? Very funny TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Originally posted by Tie 23 Why didn't u put it in the Joke Thread but Sam Fisher? Very funny TiE because, its good enoguh to have its own thread. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 LOL, THAT'S HILARIOUS Originally posted by ZBomber because, its good enoguh to have its own thread. ^_^ Xactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 ROFL! Who'd you get that from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iblis Reborn Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 LOL ive seen some similar to that but that one is the best so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewbacco Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 LOL. Wow that IS surprisingly funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 dude, that was awsome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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