montnoir Posted October 6, 2005 Author Posted October 6, 2005 Yup, bumping me own thread, am I! It just felt like the right thing to do... so, read the top post then make your reply. Anakin is after you! What do you do?
El Sitherino Posted October 6, 2005 Posted October 6, 2005 Kick his ass, telekinetically. Da-na-na-na-na-na....
The Doctor Posted October 6, 2005 Posted October 6, 2005 I'd escape in The TARDIS, as I'm no Jedi. The Sonic-Screwdriver won't help much against a lightsaber!
Bastila Posted October 6, 2005 Posted October 6, 2005 The Doctor said: The Sonic-Screwdriver won't help much against a lightsaber! It could it works agaist mostly everything in the galexy.
Aash Li Posted October 6, 2005 Posted October 6, 2005 Turn off Vader's electricity, and then he wont have any way of powering his life support units.
RC-1162 Posted October 6, 2005 Posted October 6, 2005 Prime said: I'd kick him in the balls. LMAO to hell! i swear prime, Aash Li said: Turn off vaders electricity... the idea has merits but hes not in the armor when he invades the temple good thinking though. luke shoulda done that.
Darth InSidious Posted October 6, 2005 Posted October 6, 2005 Darth333 said: Hmmm...but Pain leads to Suffering....Suffering leads to Anger....Anger leads to Hate....Hate leads to the Darkside (anyways, I think I'd try that to... ) The Dark Side leads to inability to see....Inability To See leads to Bumping Into Things, Bumping Into Things leads to lumps on the head... Back on-topic, by making myself invisible beforehand, sneaking behind him and sabreing him in the back....
Kain Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 I'd be a realist and die because he was one of the best swordsmen in the Jedi Order - not quite rivalling Mace or Yoda just yet, but well on his way. That and I'm not even wearing a name tag so what chance do I have? Although in SW RPG, my Jedi kicked the piss out of Darth Vader and was about to kill him(we were playing post BoY, pre-BoH)...but then the platoon of Stormtroopers showed up. Lets just say that one lightsaber doesn't block thirty-some-odd blaster bolts, regardless of who you are.
RevanA4 Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 me being a master at dual wielding would PWN the heck out of him besides I'm revan anywho so by kriea's own reasoning he wouldn't match my skills with a ls anyway
lukeiamyourdad Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 I'll beat the crap out of him with my Bat-anti-saber spray.
Hallucination Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 what wouldn't I do? First thing I'd do is use Force Castrate (Lightsaber in the nads) and then make him Reveal hidden contents lose those arms and legs before he does in the movie (and I don't even need the 'higher ground')
RedHawke Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 lukeiamyourdad said: I'll beat the crap out of him with my Bat-anti-saber spray. Holy-Hot-Glowsticks Batman! Anywhoo, back on topic... I'd target Anakin through the Force, and slice him and his puny Jedi Starfighter in half with my Shadow Battlecruiser!
Darth InSidious Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 RedHawke said: Holy-Hot-Glowsticks Batman! Anywhoo, back on topic... I'd target Anakin through the Force, and slice him and his puny Jedi Starfighter in half with my Shadow Battlecruiser! Ehh, why bother when you could just crush it between two planets
RedHawke Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 Darth InSidious said: Ehh, why bother when you could just crush it between two planets Why bother moving planets to kill one whiny kid in one little fighter?
Vladimir-Vlada Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 People... How the hell did anyone of you dig this thread up? Anyway: Anakin is a cruel, mean son of a b**ch. Better watch out and use Fireballs against him (I mean fire eggs ).
Darth InSidious Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 I got a better idea than anything else: Get him on Korriban, then call up Tulak Hord
SpaceAlex Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 su27 said: I would prepare some ancient surprise for this punk. Maybe he can stop blaster bolts but no Jedi can stop devastating bullet from old good Magnum .44 Yes, "Earth" guns would prove much more effective than blasters in SW universe. HK-47 could start attacking Jedi directly then.
YertyL Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 Well, maybe the jedi would just pull off a bit of good ol' Matrix style
Bob Lion54 Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 I would just turn him into a Twilek dancing girl..... Well, it worked on Malak.
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 A different angle: As a young jedi, I know that my greatest opponents are saber wielders and force users, so I would train in a mix of guardian and consular classes, giving me an excellent understanding of the force as it relates to combat, as a result of this, my lightsaber would be designed around not causing direct damage, but disrupting my opponents saber, if Anakin attacked me, my first defense is to block his attack, as close to the base of his saber as possible, either disrupting the beam, or directly severing the hilt, that would drop him into using force powers and HtoH combat, where I have a better chance, seeing as how his "main" area of expertise is saber combat, I get him out of his element and force him to fight the way I dictate, using a form of force boosted martial arts, wrestling, and boxing, a form that is obviously not used very often in the conflicts he's experienced... erego the stocky rumble boy has the advantage over the skinny duelist, and in effect goes Neo on the chosen punk:cool:
JediKnight707 Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 Psssh thats too much of a serious approach RJM. I would go "HI-YA" pull out my kick-@$$ blue lightsaber that I made with my eyes-closed and start dueling his butt.
Kain Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 Then he'd just force grip you, RJM. Oh, and there are no saving throws.
RobQel-Droma Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 Here is my serious explanation- Considering that the Clone Troopers would probably have blocked off every exit, I wouldn't be able to run. Me, just being me , would have trained in probably the most exotic and rare style after I learned Form I and another Form like Form IV. I would probably be a Guardian or a Sentinel, probably a Guardian because that is probably what Anakin is and this would be more of a dueling contest than force contest. I would immediately turn on speed, valor, armor, whatever force buffs I have, not to mention Stims and a Energy Shield. I would head straight at him, force jumping to him and using Form IV to take him off balance. Then, I would use force buffs, and a lot of Medpacks to conserve my force, and then keep using stims. I would also keep trying to be on the offensive and keep switching styles to keep him off balance, and sometimes use maybe non-saber martial arts style combat I had learned as a style of defense without my lightsaber. Maybe both at the same time. Here we are fighting, and then I let him force my blade down to the ground and immediately punch and kick him in the face. As for my non-serious explanation- Kick him in the balls and run like hell!
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