JediKnight707 Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Oh god. That's just plain funny. (No offense to her, but Jae is probably going to say that this is psychologicly bad for a child to see). Don't hurt me mods!
Commander Obi-Wan Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 LMAO!! lol. diffently sucks 2 be him.
Jeff Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Good thing they didn't have any photos to go along with the story...
MTV2 Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 how does he not know about Viagra and Cialis and so on? its everywhere! plus, sticking anything in your penis is stupid...
Snafu7 Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Lol! Too damn funny...or just disturbing, can't really tell right now.
Carthaholic Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 How amazingly EMBARRASSING it most have been for him when he got the hospital, lol...
Prime Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 And yet, he gets more ladies than half the people on these forums.
RevanA4 Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 erm WTF was that guy thinking on second thought I don't wanna know
RedHawke Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Too bad this doesn't qualify for a Darwin Award!
stingerhs Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 ^^^^ nah, just an honory mention. hehe, at least he'll be infamous that way.
Astrotoy7 Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 lol.... now 'tis truly appropriate to call this man a "pencil dick" Niner, I dont think you should be dissing the Serbs. It wasnt the nations fault... Such strange people inhabit all parts of the globe... mtfbwya
Prime Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Niner, I dont think you should be dissing the Serbs. It wasnt the nations fault... Such strange people inhabit all parts of the globe...Yeah...
jedi3112 Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 I have found some more, but I should look them up again ~snip~ pics Err.. yah.. don't.. try to stay on topic next time ~ ChAiNz.2da
ET Warrior Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Yeah...none of those picture seems to have anything to do with this thread. But thanks for trying I suppose... agreed ~ ChAiNz.2da
igyman Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Damn, I can't believe that there's actually someone that stupid living in my country! I mean, to put a pencil... damn.
Vladimir-Vlada Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 I saw this thing earlier. 'A pencil on a penis'. ROFLMAO! Still... <_< >_> It is a bit disturbing. Niner, I dont think you should be dissing the Serbs. It wasnt the nations fault... Such strange people inhabit all parts of the globe... I don't think that he was trying to show some prejudices based on nationality (I hope). I think that he was just trying to make it sound funny.
Hallucination Posted February 17, 2006 Posted February 17, 2006 :rofl: What an idiot, it only proves what my old sewing teacher said: Stupidity should be painful.
Aash Li Posted February 17, 2006 Posted February 17, 2006 Moron: "Doc, it hurts when I pee." Doc: "Hmm... have you been having unprotected sex?" Moron: "No." Doc: "Hmm... well drop your pants and lets take a look." O_o Gives whole new meaning to the insult "pencil-dick"... xD
spinkle Posted February 17, 2006 Posted February 17, 2006 so wrong. if i had that dude's email addy, i could forward him plenty of informative spam.
Jae Onasi Posted February 17, 2006 Posted February 17, 2006 Too bad this doesn't qualify for a Darwin Award! I think it does qualify if he managed, in the process, to render himself unable to contribute further to the gene pool.
Shem Posted February 17, 2006 Posted February 17, 2006 Now that's funny, yet very stupid. My wife is going to get a kick out of this when I tell her in a few minutes.
Sabretooth Posted February 20, 2006 Posted February 20, 2006 I've read some really ugly masturbation stories, but this one is utterly sick. What I don't manage to comprehend is how he thought of something that stupid AND how he actually had it inside with him going "OMFG!!!!"
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