Cygnus Q'ol Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 When you think a broom is a Double-Bladed Lightsaber and you try to use it. When you actually try two broom handles to prove to a fellow forum member that two double bladed lightsabers just won't work. My shins are much better now. The bruise is almost gone.
igyman Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 When you decide to study robotics just so you could build your own HK-47. When you say Firaxa instead of Shark.
Jason Skywalker Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 When you want to go to Dantooine to learn the ways of the Jedi.
TSR Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 When you want to go to Dantooine to learn the ways of the Jedi. if that happens, you really do need to get yourself booked in to a mental clinic...
JediMaster12 Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 when you sit in your room alone and try to move things with "the force" I actually moved a door once but I am not apt to repeat it again. -you have the tendency to talk as if the Kotor characters are really there
RC-1162 Posted May 23, 2006 Author Posted May 23, 2006 yeah right, you moved the door my foot. ...you repeat KotOR lines to people when you have to say something.
igyman Posted May 23, 2006 Posted May 23, 2006 When you think people who never even heard of KoTOR will laugh at KoTOR's jokes because they're funny to you.
warhero1 Posted May 24, 2006 Posted May 24, 2006 When your wife walks in the room with a red towel on her head( drying her hair ) and you think she's Visas Marr leap from where your sitting and hit her with anything that looks like a lightsaber
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted May 24, 2006 Posted May 24, 2006 When you're in court and wonder why there's only one judge... When you walk down the street, trigger a script, and see three darkside postal workers appear... When you're in a men's locker room and wonder what's in the fog-of-war on the other side of the module wall... When you try and use a spud bar as a double bladed saber and break "scratch" several poorly placed walls... When you tell everyone that you are in fact a follower of the daft side of the force...not that I've actually done that or anything... When you "heal" random women in the street (don't pretend you've never seen those screenshots:xp: )... When you try and jam a spike into your computer hoping it will solve all ills... When you insert "meatbag" into your LAN party smacktalk... When you have a right to be senile and you don't care who knows it! @Jae, "when you have a contest with your beloved..." Just use handcuffs and blindfolds like normal couples:lol:
Jae Onasi Posted May 24, 2006 Posted May 24, 2006 @RJM if we were 'normal', we wouldn't be here, now, would we? --when you give your kids lessons on handling a lightsaber --when your extended family sighs about how you're dooming your children to utter geekdom by getting them hooked early on Kotor --when you tell your kids it's OK to say 'meatbag' in public, but schutta is too close to another word to use at school.
igyman Posted May 24, 2006 Posted May 24, 2006 When you think President Bush is the Dark Lord of the Sith. When you start a fan club devoted to Gizka. When you go to a bar and order Juma Juice.
RC-1162 Posted May 25, 2006 Author Posted May 25, 2006 ...when you ask for gizka poison at every corner store to get rid of the frogs in your home. ...when, if youre on a camping trip in a forest at night, someone groans in pain after tripping on a stone, you think there is a wookie behind you.
igyman Posted May 25, 2006 Posted May 25, 2006 When you listen to pigs burping in order to learn Gammorean language. When your favourite song is the Star Wars theme. When you sing the SW theme out loud. When you wish your first word was ''Revan''. You wish your home city was Coruscant. You don't want to visit your grandmother because you're convinced she's Kreia.
Cygnus Q'ol Posted May 25, 2006 Posted May 25, 2006 When it's totally silent and you can still hear the soft Dantooine music as if in the background.
JediMaster12 Posted May 25, 2006 Posted May 25, 2006 When you hum the StarWars theme You wish your first word was Jedi
Writer Posted May 25, 2006 Posted May 25, 2006 You act out the story of KOTOR in you back yard, your house, and the foothills nearby.
MachineCult Posted May 25, 2006 Posted May 25, 2006 ...You can think of a really clever and witty reply to "You've played to much KotOR when..."
Hallucination Posted May 25, 2006 Posted May 25, 2006 --when you tell your kids it's OK to say 'meatbag' in public, but schutta is too close to another word to use at school. Jae, you're seriously scaring me. Please tell me that you haven't had to do this.
RC-1162 Posted May 26, 2006 Author Posted May 26, 2006 ...you steal space suits from NASA, put them on, and walk on the seabed of the Pacific Ocean claiming to be looking for an "ancient and forgotten device" ...you expect to be awarded a female slave when you win a street drag race.
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