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When you think a broom is a Double-Bladed Lightsaber and you try to use it.

 

When you actually try two broom handles to prove to a fellow forum member that two double bladed lightsabers just won't work.

 

My shins are much better now. The bruise is almost gone.

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When you're in court and wonder why there's only one judge...

When you walk down the street, trigger a script, and see three darkside postal workers appear...

When you're in a men's locker room and wonder what's in the fog-of-war on the other side of the module wall...

When you try and use a spud bar as a double bladed saber and break "scratch" several poorly placed walls...

When you tell everyone that you are in fact a follower of the daft side of the force...not that I've actually done that or anything...

When you "heal" random women in the street (don't pretend you've never seen those screenshots:xp: )...

When you try and jam a spike into your computer hoping it will solve all ills...

When you insert "meatbag" into your LAN party smacktalk...

 

When you have a right to be senile and you don't care who knows it!

 

@Jae, "when you have a contest with your beloved..."

 

Just use handcuffs and blindfolds like normal couples:lol:

 

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@RJM :lol: if we were 'normal', we wouldn't be here, now, would we? :giggle1:

 

--when you give your kids lessons on handling a lightsaber

--when your extended family sighs about how you're dooming your children to utter geekdom by getting them hooked early on Kotor

--when you tell your kids it's OK to say 'meatbag' in public, but schutta is too close to another word to use at school.

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...when you ask for gizka poison at every corner store to get rid of the frogs in your home.

 

...when, if youre on a camping trip in a forest at night, someone groans in pain after tripping on a stone, you think there is a wookie behind you.

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When you listen to pigs burping in order to learn Gammorean language.

When your favourite song is the Star Wars theme.

When you sing the SW theme out loud. :giggle1:

When you wish your first word was ''Revan''.

You wish your home city was Coruscant.

You don't want to visit your grandmother because you're convinced she's Kreia.

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...you steal space suits from NASA, put them on, and walk on the seabed of the Pacific Ocean claiming to be looking for an "ancient and forgotten device"

 

...you expect to be awarded a female slave when you win a street drag race.

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